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Birthday Boy Beware
Part 6.


"Open the door, Young Gun. And you better not have any clothes on."

Trenton can't believe what he's hearing. He can believe there's knocking at the door. Knocks on doors do tend to happen. Trenton can believe
the sound of the voice as coming from his stepsister, Jada. After all, Jada does live in the house. What is hard to understand is Jada called him
Young Gun. How can she know that name? How can Wik Id-Grl know there was about to be a knock at the door?

"Open the door." Jada says again.

"I can't do that. I'm...I'm not dressed."

"I know you're not dressed. Should I tell your mom why you are not dressed? Yeah, I know it's your room, and you have the right to be naked in
your room--"

"How do you know I'm naked?" Trenton asks.

"I've been watching you on my computer. Last chance. Open the door."

"Oh what the Hell," Trenton says, and he opens the door. Trenton is in total shock and dismay. His sister knows what he was doing. She must
have been on the Boyerism website. Trenton's shock doubles when, after opening the door, a teenage girl Trenton doesn't know steps into the
room. Trenton steps back, and he covers himself with his hands. Where did this girl come from? What is she doing in his house? A second teenage girl walks in right behind the first stranger girl. And following behind the second girl is a third girl...woa, take that back. This one is too tall to be
a girl, and this person looks like he just jumped out of an old music video made by The Cure. Following behind the tall, feminine looking goth guy
is the person Trenton expected to walk through the door, Jada the stepsister. Jada comes in holding the hand of another girl, and that makes four freaking girls and a guy in his room. Jada closes the door.

"Hello little brother. How's show business treating you." Jada says, and she's beaming like the cat that ate the canary.

Trenton stands fully naked, covering his crotch with his hands, wondering what's going on.
"I don't understand what's happening here. Who are these people?"

The four girls and one goth boy laugh/giggle. They look like they all know each other well.

"Introduce yourselves," Jada tells them.

The first girl who stepped into the room now steps forward, and she holds out her hand.

"Hi. I'm HottyTotty."

It's impolite not to shake hands. Trenton holds onto his crotch with his left hand as he reaches out with his right. While shaking hands, Trenton
looks down, sees one hand doesn't cover himself very well. One by one, each stranger in the room steps forward to shake Trenton's hand.

"Hello Young Gun. I'm Wik Id-Grl" says a girl with long black hair.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Boy-likus" says a girl with short black hair. Trenton suspects the two may be twins they look so much alike.

The tall gothic one is next, and in a high effeminate voice says, "I'm FrenchTwist, but you can call me Frenchy." Not surprisingly, Frenchy's
fingernails are all painted black, as he reaches out his hand. Frenchy pulls Trenton's hand up to his face, and the goth boy plants a kiss on the
back of Trenton's hand. "I just loved the show."

"And I am HotBabe1," says Jada, and all the introductions have been made. It looks obvious to Trenton that his stepsister is the ringleader of this
circus troupe.

"You set me up. Was this your idea?" Trenton asks his stepsister.

"Yes, little brother. All my idea."

"Your little brother is not so little. And he's so much more handsome in person," says Frenchy.

Trenton still looks bewildered. Jada grabs him, steers him toward the bed. "Sit down Trenton. I'll explain."
Trenton sits down, holding his hands in his lap, and he nervously looks around his now crowded bedroom, looks at the group of teenagers gathered
around him. They all look to be around the same age as Jada, all look to be sixteen or seventeen. Hard to tell with the goth boy. He's wearing a
lot of makeup.

"I got the idea after dad thought of getting you the video camera. I thought of setting you up with an ad for a chat porn site. I figured a fifty-
fifty chance you'd fall for it," and Jada laughs. "I needed someone who could create a website, so I brought in Frenchy. He's the webmaster of
the group."

"And he did a very good job," Wik Id-Grl says.

"What do you want from me?" asks Trenton.

"Excellent question, dear brother. It's almost 11:00. You have one hour and ten minutes left on your show. You wanted an audience. Well, here
we are."

[NudeBaG]

Fantastic turn of events!

[Ryan]

Absolutely need more!!

[Lefanto]

It's an old story, but I hope there will be a sequel nevertheless. They certainly want to watch Young Gun perform, won't they?

[TeenFan]

Teddy Tells No Tales
Chapter 1.
(Author's Note: The name Colette is French, meaning "People of Victory")


Toby thought the whole idea was awful. Babysit the terrible twins who live next door. It wasn't his idea to watch the two twelve year olds, Dylan
and Colette for a full Saturday. Toby would never volunteer for that. Being fifteen, Toby looks forward to the freedom of Saturdays. Monday to Friday it's school. Sunday is church in the morning, followed by some form of socializing at some house that belongs to a friend of his parents.
Toby's parents just loved their little social gatherings. He's been to too many of them. Nothing anybody has to say is of any interest to a teenage boy.

On Saturdays, Toby can mostly do what he wants. He can sleep in. There is a minimum of chores and obligations. He can read or watch tv. He
can even take off on his bike down to the park. Just leave for a while, stay away for hours, and when he gets back no questions asked. Toby planned to perhaps take in a movie at the budget theater that only cost three dollars to get in. All hopes for a pleasant Saturday were dashed on Friday afternoon. Right after school, Toby was informed that his parents were going to a real estate marketing seminar. His parents were going to the seminar with the Renfield's and they will be gone all day Saturday, not coming back until after midnight. Both sets of parents will be going in
the same car, and they want to drive off no later than 10 am.

Toby quickly does the math in his head. Ten in the morning until after midnight? Fourteen hours watching over the gruesome twosome?!

"OH DEAR LORD. Not Dylan and Colette. All those kids do is cause trouble. They've been suspended from school twice." Toby tries to get out of
the babysitting assignment.

"Sorry Toby, the Renfield's don't have any other option. Dylan and his sister are only twelve. They can't be alone for that long. Anyway, Mrs.
Renfield says she will pay you fifty dollars, plus you get to phone in pizza delivery for lunch and Chinese delivery for dinner.

Right before 10 am on Saturday morning, Toby watches as his mom and dad get into the back seat of the Renfield's car. The brand spanking new
Tesla quietly rolls down the driveway. Toby stands there, watching the Tesla drive off. He looks down at his right hand. Toby has something in
his hand he's never held before, the keys to someone else's house. He has the keys, and he will be in charge of the neighbor's house for the next fourteen hours or so. Hopefully the two little monsters, who still dwell inside that house, won't cause him too much grief.

[TeenFan]

Teddy Tells No Tales
Chapter 2.


The Renfield twins have a well earned reputation. Kids by themselves on the street or at the nearby playground tend to steer clear of them.
Kids playing in groups are reluctant to have Dylan and Colette join in their games. The twins usually end up running things, telling the other
kids what to do, coming up with variations on games never played before. Toby heard rumors that Dylan was an enthusiast of Strip Call of Duty.
He also heard a story about Colette convincing a boy to be a patient, as she and two other girls played "Doctor".

So Toby knows he must never let his guard down. As he steps up to the front door of the Renfield house he reminds himself he's the babysitter and must maintain control at all times. Toby is in High School, freshman year. The two kids Toby is assigned to watch are no ordinary 7th graders, soon to be thirteen years old. Two times during this school year they got suspended, both of them. They forced their home room class to do re-takes on the annual yearbook group photo. Sitting in different locations on the shot, the faces of Dylan and Colette were not in the shot. Their bare butts were in the shot, having quickly gotten up to turn around and drop the back of their pants. Of course the photographer noticed right away, and the shot has to be retaken. The twins got suspended one day for that. Then shortly after that the twins got themselves suspended for three days. The class is on a field trip to Sea World, the resort that has the killer whales and other sea animals. At the petting pool, both twins stripped off their clothes. Jumping into the petting pool, Dylan and Colette swam with the seals, Dylan in his underwear and Colette in only her panties. Security came running immediately. The twins didn't swim long, due to the water of the pool being of a near frigid temperature.

How do the two kids get away with so much and not be sent to an alternative school for troublemakers? Toby's dad said it was because their parents
are generous with donations to school fundraising, and maybe some under the table donations to the Principal.

Toby lets himself inside the Renfield house. It feels strange using a key to open up another family's house. Going inside, Toby first looks around
the living room. Super fancy entertainment center in there, and the tv is one of those massive 75 inch models. Looking in all the rooms downstairs,
nobody is to be found. Maybe the twins are still asleep.

Toby goes up to the second floor. In the hallway upstairs there are four doors, three of which are closed. The first door on the left is the bathroom.
The bathtub is large and surrounded by a clear glass cubicle. The design and coloration of the tile walls makes the whole thing look like an aquarium. It looks amazing, with cute fishies on the wall, but no shower curtain? Toby has never taken a shower or a bath in a house that didn't have a curtain around the tub. Toby knocks before entering other rooms. The second door on the left is the parent's bedroom. Their bed is huge.
A whole troop of school children could bounce around on that bed like a trampoline. The other door at the end of the hallway appears to be Dylan's room. There is a clutter of boy clothes on the floor, a nerf football and a soccer ball sitting on the unmade bed. No Dylan.

At the last door Toby gets an answer to his knock. "Come on in."

Toby slowly opens the door. The first thing he sees is the wall on the left side of the room. Several shelves are loaded with dolls of various kinds.
It's a total creepshow. Dolls that are mostly female stare around the room with giant unblinking eyes. On the back wall is another group of shelves
that have a collection of stuffed and plush animals. This is less creepy. Zebras, dogs, cats, and several monkeys happily reside on the back wall,
along with several in the "Monster" category, but Toby has no idea what these would be called. The biggest plush animal in the room is a large
all white Teddy Bear sitting on a chair in the corner. Toby never saw one so big before. The eyes are very large, and the way the bear is
positioned looks like it's watching the twins over by the bed.

Standing near the right side wall, next to the bed, which is perfectly made up, stands Colette and her brother Dylan. Toby expected them to be dressed in regular clothes for hanging around the house. If not dressed yet, he would not have been surprised to see both of them wearing
pajamas. What the twins have on is completely unexpected.

Colette has on an Indian Princes costume with brown moccasins on her feet. Dylan has on only an Indian warrior's loincloth with moccasins.
The legs on Dylan are completely bare, even all the way up to the slender belt that holds up the loincloth. On the sides of the hips, his tan line
ends and much whiter skin stands out prominently. It's obvious Dylan has nothing on underneath the thin buckskin loincloth, which is surprisingly narrow on the front flap. Apparently, Dylan goes outside a lot with no shirt on. His chest and arms are well tanned. Stripes of red paint on the
boy's chest and abs, plus two black stipes on the face complete the costume.

The two twins look over at as the door swings all the way open. Each one immediately smiles upon seeing Toby. They must be happy as to
the choice of babysitter, or perhaps they are doing a good job of hiding their dislike of not being trusted to watch out for themselves.

"Well welcome white man," Dylan says, as he does some kind of Indian welcome hand sign.

"We are going to play Cowboys and Indians, down at the park," Colette says, as she places a band with several eagle feathers on her brother's head. "You want to join us?"

[Jeepman89]

I need to know what happens with the game at the park.

[TeenFan]

Teddy Tells No Tales
Chapter 3.


Toby is impressed. These kids don't sit around watching cartoons on a Saturday morning. Dylan and Colette are already up and at it, dressed to
go outside and play, and it's only a quarter past 10 AM.

This completely messes with Toby's concept of "Babysitting". When a babysitter watches over a couple of kids it's usually inside the house, mainly getting them a snack, keeping them from making a wreck of the house, then putting them to bed. Most babysitting jobs are in the evening for
when the parents want to do dinner and a movie. This all-day affair is something entirely different. Of course, the kids are not going to stay
cooped up in their house all day on a Saturday, and Toby is just realizing that. This is going to be like an episode of the "Jessie" Disney channel
show, where Jessie has to watch over the kids all afternoon and keep them out of trouble. There was always some sort of "Trouble" on those
Jessie episodes, but that's just tv fiction.

"We're going to play Cowboys and Indians, down at the park."

Toby reruns in his mind what he read on the instructions Mrs. Renfield gave him. Being thorough, she gave Toby the instructions written down on
paper. The instructions to the babysitter are:

1. No more than two cookies, or one doughnut, for a snack in between lunch and dinner.
2. No more than two hours total of computer game play.
3. No friends of theirs can come into the house, especially Nora.
4. No rated R movies to be watched on the tv.
5. A bath will be taken before bedtime.
6. Bedtime is 10 PM.

There's nothing in the instructions about what Dylan and Colette can't do outside the house. The thing that seems obvious is Toby must keep
an eye on the twins wherever they may be, inside the house or out in the neighborhood. There is no choice but to go along if they are going to
play in the park.

"Of course I will be going with you," Toby tells the twins.

"Oh good. This will be so much more fun with three," Colette says, "Are you going to be a Cowboy or an Indian?"

It doesn't take long for Toby to give an answer. He's not about to get dressed up the way Dylan is. Even if there is a second Indian outfit he's not
going outdoors in a loincloth.

"I'll be a Cowboy."

"Awesome, good choice," Dylan shouts out, then the boy steps over to look at himself on the large mirror over the dresser. Dylan adjusts his headband.

Toby then notices Colette is looking at him in a funny way. "Dylan, find the vest and the chaps. We have to turn Toby into a cowboy." Colette says, turning to watch her brother step over to the closet. Dylan goes into the closet, looking around, and then Colette turns to look at Toby again. "That won't do. Take off that shirt."

"What's wrong with this shirt?" Toby asks, but he already knows the answer, even before Colette grabs his arm. Pulling the older boy toward the
large mirror, she points at the reflected image. Toby has on a floral pattern Hawaiian type shirt, along with an all-white pair of casual slacks. Toby
is perfectly dressed to star in an episode of Hawaii Five-O. No cowboy ever wore such a garment out on the range.

At 10:30 AM, Toby and the twins step out the back door of the Renfield house. Toby not only is missing his shirt, but also his white slacks.
The Cowboy wears a sleeveless and unbuttoned brown vest. Toby has on dark tan fake leather chaps that cover most of the front leg, down to mid shin. Chaps do not cover the back of the legs. The chaps do not cover the butt or the crotch area. Covering the crotch, gaping out between the thigh chaps, Toby has on a pair of pajama bottoms that Dylan gave him. The bottoms are a lot like Longjohns, red and brown and made entirely of
cotton, maybe some wool mixed in. Being the pj bottoms of a boy not yet thirteen, they fit snugly on Toby. His bulge shows embarrassingly
between the chaps, much like how a rock climber's harness makes a boy's crotch stick out prominently. Toby did put up some resistance to taking
off his slacks, but Colette can be persuasive.

Wearing Longjohns, chaps, a sleeveless vest, a cowboy hat and gardening boots, Toby accompanies the twins across the backyard. At the fence
there is a gate. On the other side of the gate is an alley. The two Indian guides turn left and show the Cowboy the way to the park.

[Jeepman89]

Can't wait to hear what happens at the park.

[TeenFan]

Teddy Tells No Tales
Chapter 4.


Down a long and creepy alleyway Toby the Cowboy follows Dylan and Colette the two Indian guides. The alley may have been used a lot at one
time in the past, but nowadays the garbage truck picks up the trash bin in front of the houses. In the old days a much smaller truck used the alleyway, which isn't even paved over. Tall grass grows between the metal fences on both sides. Bushes grow into the fences and tree branches intertwine overhead. The effect is like a tunnel that stretches for a quarter of a mile. Despite the best efforts of the two Indians to be as stealthy as possible, dogs occasionally showed up at the fences to bark at the passing trio. Toby makes no effort to step without making any noise,
tromping through the grasses in the borrowed gardening boots. Thump...thump...swish...thump...goes Toby's footwear on the pathway. Several times Dylan looks over at the cowboy, putting a finger to his mouth.

"Shuuuush, not so loud," Dylan whispers.

Dylan looks so authentic, walking along in his moccasins and buckskin loin cloth. With his chest and back well-tanned the thing that gave it away
the boy isn't a real Indian is the shaggy blond hair. Also the pale strip of skin along his hips will let anyone looking close enough know he's just a
regular paleface. Adding to the authentic look, both Dylan and Colette have a large knife in a sheath on their waistband. Toby has a gun belt
on with a silver plastic six-shooter in the holster which he knows is a fake gun. The large knives the Indian pair have on must have been purchased
as part of a Halloween costume, probably coming with a Michael Myers mask.

A small street separates the end of the alley and the park. Dylan and Colette look both ways, then they dash across the road. Staying in character
they both duck behind a tree. Toby walks across the road and he stands nearby, making no effort to hide himself. It's just a silly game. Why go
through all the hassle to duck and cover all the time. Toby follows his two Indian guides as they duck and covered from tree to tree, heading for
the playground.

Toby is very familiar with this park. He knows the playground will be packed in the early afternoon. Being around 11 AM, the crowd hasn't shown
up yet. Only a couple kids voices can be heard. Upon getting closer, Toby sees two boys sitting on the merry-go-round. Both boys look to be
around thirteen or so.

Colette calls out to Toby. "Time for the plan of action."

It's a simple plan to follow. Toby will walk up to the two boys on the merry-go-round. He will tell the boys he found something "Really Cool"
over in the nearby "Hidden Clearing". There is a small, hard to see trail that leads off from the playground. It's easy to miss if you don't know
it's there. Toby will lead the two boys to the clearing. At the clearing the Indians will jump out from the trees and they will have the two boys surrounded. The strange part of the instructions is Toby has to tell the two boys "This is a stickup". Colette insisted that Toby not forget to use
those words. Toby said he would be sure to remember.

When Toby first approached the boys on the merry-go-round, he was treated with a round of laughter. No wonder the two boys find this amusing,
a half-dressed cowboy stepping onto the playground. "Howdy Ya'll", Toby addressed them. One of the boys nearly fell off the merry-go-round he
was laughing so hard. Toby stays in cowboy character, "Come with me pardners, I wanna show you fellas sumptin."

Surprisingly, the two boys got up and followed the shirtless and pantsless cowboy into the trees. Whispering to each other and giggling, the boys
followed along the secret trail to the hidden clearing. Upon reaching the clearing, Toby stops, and he turns to face the two boys.

"Well, what now?" one boys asks.
"Okay, show us," the other one says.

Suddenly, from two sides of the clearing, Dylan and Colette jump out from behind trees. Both Indians pull out their knives. Toby draws his
six-shooter.

"This is a stickup," the cowboy tells the two startled boys.

As the two captured boys raise their hands over their heads, as Toby points his gun at them, as the two Indians brandish their knives, Toby sees a
glint of light off of one of the knife blades. Toby looks closer at the knife in Colette's hand. He sees another reflection of light off of a silver
metallic blade.

'Holy Fuckin Shit', Toby says to himself. 'The Indians are carrying real knives.'