How Jacqui Saw Me Naked

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Chapter 9: Sprinkler Games

I cupped my hands over my hard penis as best as I could, and ran outside after Jacqui. As soon as the fresh air hit my body, I felt more exposed than ever before.

"Jacqui! Wait! I can't do this!!!"

"Oh, come on, James! You did it before!"

"I was four years old!!!"

Then I heard the door open. Laura was coming outside! She was wearing a red one-piece swimsuit that she had borrowed from Jacqui's room. I wasn't interested in her in that way, but seeing her in a swimsuit like that, she looked pretty hot. She was all smiles. Immediately, she saw me, naked and covering. My heart started pounding when she saw me.

She just walked right up to me, all casual, and said, "James. For Pete's sake. You don't have to keep covering. I've already seen it."

I held still.

Laura started to get irritated. "James, come on! Let's see your little noodle!"

Then Jacqui blurted out, "He's nervous to show you because he's hard."

"JACQUI!" I was absolutely mortified!

Laura got this smile on her face. "Seriously?" She looked down at it, even bending over to get a closer look, trying to peek behind my hands. "Let me see!"

"JACQUI!!!" I yelled, again. How could she embarrass me like that in front of Laura???

"James," Jacqui said, "Laura's right. She's seen it before. She saw it when you were little, she saw it inside, and she wants to see it now. I don't care if you're hard, and she doesn't care if you're hard. And I don't care if you're embarrassed, and neither does she. You're going to show Laura your hard little noodle. Or do I need to start subtracting minutes again?"

I hesitated.

Then Jacqui said, "54."

But I still couldn't move.

"53."

Oh my god! I was losing all my Naked Jacqui time!

"52. Keep stalling, James. I can do this all day."

Then Laura said, "Look, James. I get it. I'd be embarrassed to be standing naked in front of you, too. I really would. But the thing is, I've already seen you naked. Multiple times. So, I mean, whatever. You can just show me. It's not like I'm laughing at you. I'm more laughing with you, you know? It's just fun to see you naked. Because Jacqui's right. You're cute, all naked and embarrassed. I mean, seriously. You're one of the cutest guys in our class. So, seriously. It's like, it's pretty cool to get to see you naked and just get to look at your body, you know? So you shouldn't be embarrassed."

"But I'm... I'm... you know..."

"I know. You're hard. That's fine. It's natural, James. Of course you're hard. You're nervous in front of us, but you're also excited for two girls to see you naked. And that's why you're hard. It's really not that big a deal. We don't care. So just uncover and let me see it. Plus, I haven't seen it hard yet, and I think it would be fun. Honestly, I've never seen one hard before. So this will be pretty cool for me. And think how cool that is for you. You'll always know that yours was the first hard penis I ever saw. Right? Isn't that cool? So I promise not to laugh or make fun. I just want to see it. I mean, we've known each other our whole lives. So it's not really that big a deal. I totally deserve to see it. And, I mean, as your next door neighbor, I really have every right to see it. I mean, you know?"

"Well, if it's not such a big deal, then you take off your suit and let me see you naked."

Laura just smiled at me. "Sorry, James. I don't think so. You're a boy, and I'm a girl. So it doesn't work that way. There is no way you are going to see me naked. But nice try."

"I don't get how that's fair!"

"Well, fair or not, it's just the way it is."

Jacqui was getting impatient. "51, James. 51."

"FINE! FINE! Just... oh my god."

And I did it. I was so nervous. But I took my hands away and just let my arms hang plainly at my side. I think this was the most embarrassing thing I'd ever done in my life. I realize Laura had seen me naked as a kid. I mean, that was embarrassing, but in a silly way. And I know she saw me naked inside, earlier. But at least I wasn't hard. I mean, being naked is private, but being naked and hard? That's like the most private thing in the world. But there I was, standing there, my heart pounding, with Laura just staring at me, all hard.

Laura started laughing out loud right away. I was pissed. "Holy shit, James! Sorry. Seriously. I'm not laughing at you. It's just... oh my god. Seriously. I apologize. That is absolutely not the little noodle I remember from when you were four. Oh my god."

Her eyes were fixed on it. All I could do was look at her looking at it. It's like she was studying every single part of it. She leaned way in. I was so nervous. You have no idea.

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. I moved my hands to cover. But Jacqui said, "James, enough with the covering. We've all seen it a million times now. I don't want to see anymore covering. In fact, every time I see you cover, that's another minute off our special time, if you understand."

I understood. I felt so weird. My thing just pointing up and out, and my hands awkwardly dangling at my sides, completely useless.

Laura was pulling herself together, and she said, "Okay, James. Maybe it's not the little noodle it used to be, but I'm still going to call it your noodle, if you don't mind. For old time's sake. I mean, technically, it's still a noodle. Just not so little. Ha ha."

"Laura!" That's all I could come up with to say.

Meanwhile, Jacqui had set up the hose and the sprinkler and turned it on.

"Okay, James! Laura! Time for our first sprinkler game. What should we play?"

Laura perked up right away. "I know! I know! There was a game James and I used to play in the sprinkler that he just loved! What did we call it, James? Um... um... oh, right! 'Animal Parade!'"

My eyes went wide. "I thought you said you didn't remember us playing in the sprinkler!"

Laura looked at me and smirked. "Yeah, well, I lied. I didn't want to embarrass you earlier." Then she glanced down at my hard penis and said, "But clearly, we're way past that now! Ha ha!"

Then I looked at Jacqui. Oh no!

"Jacqui! What are you doing with your phone???" It was pointed right at me!

"James, we already discussed. We're doing a side-by-side comparison from when you were little to now. So we need to video the sprinkler games."

"VIDEO THEM???"

"Absolutely. Then later, we can go inside and watch them. It'll be a hoot." Jacqui and Laura were giggling like crazy, and Laura gave me another playful smack on my butt.

"Ouch!"

"Sorry, James. Couldn't help myself." Then she giggled and looked down at my front again. I looked down, too. And yeah. It was still 100 percent hard. This was a nightmare.

Jacqui pointed her phone at me and Laura. We were standing right next to each other, facing the phone.

"Okay, Laura and James. Video's rolling. So tell me, how do we play 'Animal Parade'?"

I covered up, knowing i was on video. But Jacqui just casually said, "50, James. 50."

I put my hands back down at my sides right away. This was really not what I wanted to be doing right now.

Then Laura started talking to the camera like she was a sports announcer.

"Ladies and gentlemen, here we are, coming to you live from Jacqui's back yard. Me and James. James is all nakey with his little noodle—or should I say, not-so-little noodle—on display for the world. And we're going to play the same game that we used to play in the sprinkler when we were little. It's called 'Animal Parade!' And the way we play is that Jacqui and I will call out different animals, and James has to run through the sprinkler while acting like that animal!"

"LAURA!!! Oh my god! There is NO WAY!!!"

"49." Jacqui was standing there looking at me, weight on one foot, with her arms crossed, still recording video. She looked a little irritated with me.

"So the way it works," Laura continued, "is that Jacqui and I will be the animal trainers, and we'll give the commands, and James will run through the sprinkler acting out whatever animal we call out. Let me give you an example. I'll be James. So if the animal was 'gorilla,' I'd hunch over and hop around like this, scratching my armpit like this, and I'd have to run through the sprinkler like a gorilla, just like this." Laura demonstrated, running through the sprinkler like a wild gorilla.

I shouted (but not loud enough to attract attention from the neighbors), "That's easy for you. You're not naked! Let's see you do it naked!"

"But James, we're recreating the old video, and I wasn't naked in the video. You were!"

There was no way out.

Jacqui looked at me with a satisfied smile, like she was saying, "I told you I was going to humiliate you in front of Laura. And here I am, doing it. How do you like that! So you better play along, because I'm quite capable of making it much worse."

"Excellent game, Laura," Jacqui said. "Okay! I'll give the first animal. And James, remember to smile! You're on camera! Let's see that nakey noodle!" Both girls thought that was pretty funny. I failed to see the humor.

Jacqui shouted, "BUNNY!"

Was she kidding? There was no way I was going to hop like a bunny! So I just walked through the sprinkler. I mean, wasn't that bad enough? To have to walk through the sprinkler, totally naked and hard, while they were watching and laughing and recording it on video???

But apparently it wasn't sufficient.

"No, James. No!" Jacqui admonished. "You need to hop like a bunny. Like this!" And Jacqui started bouncing way up and down, hopping on one side of the sprinkler, hopping through it, and hopping to the other side.

"Like that, James! Like that!"

I hesitated.

"48."

Good lord!

I started hopping. I was about five feet on one side of the sprinkler, and I hopped and hopped. And then... first I felt it, and then I looked down. With every single hop, my hard penis would flop all the way up, hit my belly, and then bounce back all the way down before bouncing back up and repeating the cycle. As I hopped, I saw Jacqui and Laura just staring it, clearly holding in their laughter as they watched it bounce."

"Excellent, James. Excellent. That is some serious bouncing... I mean hopping! Oops!"

"Hop, little bunny! Higher! Higher!" Jacqui called.

"Come on, little bunny! You can hop higher than that, James," Laura laughed.

I kept on hopping all the way through the sprinkler. That water was cold! But I wasn't going to lose anymore minutes.

"Oh my gosh! Look at the little bunny go!" Laura yelled, pointing at me, holding in laughter. "That's some bouncey nakey noodle that bunny's got!" Finally she couldn't hold in the laughter. She just let it out, and Jacqui couldn't help but join in.

"Okay! Okay! I've got one! James! The next animal is... PENGUIN! Let's see you waddle like a penguin."

Jeez!!! Were they kidding??? But I did it. I put my arms at my sides and stuck my hands out flat, and started walking.

"No, James! Don't walk. You need to waddle. You know. Side to side!" Jacqui directed.

Then Jacqui and Laura both ran over to me, demonstrating how they wanted me to waddle, doing these crazy exaggerated waddling back-and-forth movements—their feet together, taking tiny steps, while their arms were at their sides and hands extended. I'd look like a complete fool. I mean, they looked like fools, and they had swim suits on. I was naked!

But I didn't want to lose anymore Naked Jacqui minutes. I was already down to 48! So I took a deep breath... and started waddling.

Again, they were just pointing and laughing, making absolutely zero attempt to conceal how funny they thought I looked.

Jacqui made a deep, silly penguin voice and said, "Alright, Mr. Penguin. Waddle faster. Let's see you stretch those wings!"

Laura was laughing pretty good too, pointing at me, saying, "Oh my gosh, look at Mr. Penguin go! This should be in a wildlife documentary!"

"That's it, Laura! We should show this movie to everyone at the next science assembly at school!"

"Oh my god! Can you imagine if we swapped the regular video out with this one???"

"Yeah! It would be a great way to teach about the animals!"

"Right! And all the girls in our class would see James' hard nakey noodle!"

"Aw. But we couldn't do that to poor James, could we?"

"Oh, yeah we could! If he's this cute embarrassed in front of just the two of us, imagine how cute he would be embarrassed in front of every girl in our class!!!"

I couldn't even process what they were saying! Meanwhile, they were making me continue to waddle while they plotted my humiliation!

Then Laura said, "Oh my god! I know! I know! We should totally do that! We should totally set up a screening here at the house, and we can invite all the girls in our class to come over and watch it! We could charge admission! 'Step right up! Five dollars to watch James' noodle flop around as he hops like a bunny!' We'd make a fortune!"

"Totally! And James, you can be there for a Q&A afterwards, in case anyone wants to see a live reenactment!!!"

"Oh my god! Can you imagine the questions? 'Hey, James. Nice noodle. How do you get it to bounce so high?'"

They basically fell on the ground laughing. Then they saw me standing still.

"No, James, no! Don't stop waddling!" they laughed. "Keep going! All the way through the sprinkler!!!"

Could this just please be over???

Jacqui, now literally crying tears of laughter, said, "Okay, James! Next one! Be... be a... be a stomping elephant!!!"

I stood there, incredulous. "A stomping elephant???"

"Yeah!" Jacqui said. "Come on, Laura, let's show him! Like this!"

And they both got down on all fours, not crawling with their knees on the ground, but with their legs and arms fully extended, walking on all fours.

"Like this, James!" Jacqui said.

Then Laura added, "Yeah. And don't worry about your trunk! We can pretend that your nakey noodle is a trunk!"

Jacqui laughed, saying, "Yeah! Well, it's sure big enough!!!"

They were walking around me on all fours, making circles around me, clomping around, lifting their hands and feet way in the air as they went.

"THERE IS NO WAY I AM DOING THAT!!!"

Then Jacqui, still stomping like an elephant simply said, "47, James! Now get down on all fours and stomp like an elephant!!!"

This was INSANE! But I did it. Down I went. Jacqui and Laura stood up and watched me.

"Go in a circle round us, like an elephant in the circus," Jacqui yelled. I did. My butt high in the air and my noodle—I mean my penis—still hard, and hanging down below me, I started making a big, clompy circle around them. And they couldn't help themselves. The smacks on my butt started, and just wouldn't stop. But they wouldn't let me stop stomping!

"Okay, James," Laura said! Animal parade! Let's see Mr. Elephant go through the sprinkler!!! And make some trumpeting sounds!"

With the laughing and pointing, oh my god. I was bright red. But I started going through the sprinkler, making these crazy elephant sounds.

Laura was standing behind me and she actually said, "My god, Jacqui! I think this is an even better view of his little hole than we got when he was bent over the couch! Come look!"

Jacqui ran behind me. I could see her upside down as I looked up from between my legs. She was cracking up and pointing directly at my butthole. "Yeah! There it is. Hello Mister Winkie!!!" She waved at it. She actually waved at my butthole!!!

Then they ran around to the other side of the sprinkler to greet me as I came through.

Laura put on a big, deep, silly, elephant voice. "Well, Hello Mister Elephant! So Nice To See You Today!!!" They sure were having a good time. Wish I could have said the same thing for me!

Jacqui said, "Okay, James. You're doing great. You're being a good sport. I will keep that in mind."

Then Laura said, "Okay, James! One more round of Animal Parade." Jeez! Would this ever end???

But Jacqui interrupted. "Wait, James. Before you get up from Mr. Elephant..." and she ran and grabbed her phone. "This one needs a close up!" Oh my god!!!

Click... click... click...

She snapped some pics of me from every single angle. And then they actually took turns posing with me, still in my elephant stance, making all kinds of crazy faces. Looking at me; looking at the camera; pointing at me! Oh my god!!! Laura even climbed on my back and said, "Check it out! Here I am at the zoo, riding James The Amazing Elephant!"

And Jacqui said, "Totally! That's what we do! After the screening of the movie, all the girls in our class can take turns having elephant rides!" And the whole time, she was taking pictures and video like crazy.

Then, with me still on all fours, Jacqui and Laura gathered around her phone to look at the pictures she just took. They literally couldn't stop laughing.

I stood up. And yeah, believe it or not, I was still all the way hard. I think it was the way they were looking at me or something. Or maybe because Jacqui was showing so much skin in that bikini. Or the way Laura was teasing me. Or how hot Laura looked in her swimsuit. Or maybe because I was naked outside. I don't know. But yeah. I was all the way hard.

Then Jacqui said, "Wait! I have the best idea! Mr. Elephant looks so dusty and dirty. I think we need to hose him down!"

Laura loved that idea. "Yeah, Mr. Elephant. Get back into your elephant position. We'll hose you down so you'll be nice and clean for the rest of the Animal Parade."

They had to be kidding! They wanted me to get back into that humiliating elephant position while they hosed me down? But before I knew it, Jacqui had maneuvered me back into position, and I was being showered with freezing cold water from the hose! I looked over, and they were both holding it, like firemen holding a firehose, just pointing it at me and walking all around me, spraying me with cold water from every direction.

"GUYS! THIS IS FREEZING! COME ON!"

"Oh, but Mr. Elephant. We need to get you nice and clean for the circus!"

"Yes, Mr. Elephant. Don't you want to be all squeaky clean for your performance?"

More spraying. And now they were standing behind me, just spraying my butt! The water was even starting to hit my balls!

"HEY! STOP! THAT'S HITTING MY BALLS!"

Jacqui paused for a second and said to Laura, "Okay, better not spray him in the balls. That's how we got into this whole mess in the first place, yesterday, when he got hit in the nuts with the ball and I saw him naked in the exam room. Okay, James. No spraying in the balls. You can stand up out of the elephant position."

I stood up, facing away from them. I couldn't take Laura looking at my penis anymore.

But Jacqui said, "No, no, James. Turn back and face us. And you better keep your hands at your sides."

I dutifully turned around, slowly, keeping my hands painfully at my sides.

Then Laura shouted, "I know! Target practice! High points for the nipples!!!"

And before I could react, Laura had grabbed the hose and was spraying right on my chest. And the hose had one of those spray attachments on it, and that thing was strong! It kind of stung!

"OUCH!!!"

"Oops," Laura said, feigning sympathy. Then she said, "Turn around. Let's do some target practice on your butt." I refused to turn, so Laura just took the hose and walked around me, shooting my butt at short range. It stung. I closed my legs tight to keep the spray from hitting me in the back of the balls.

Jacqui was standing in front of me, totally cracking up. Then, while Laura was still targeting my butt, Jacqui came up to me and whispered, "I told you I was going to absolutely humiliate you in front of Laura. Is it working?"

"Oh my god, Jacqui. I better get to see you naked!"

She smiled. "Yes, James. I promise. And you know what?"

And she took my right hand and put it on her butt! Oh my god!!!

And she said, "Not only will I let you look, but if you continue to cooperate, I'll let you touch."

Then she sprinted away from me, grabbed the hose from Laura, and said, "Okay, Mister Elephant! Let's clean that big trunk of yours!" And she started spraying my penis! I mean, full force with that hose from like five feet away. I cupped my hands to protect myself, but Jacqui shouted, "46!"

"But Jacqui! Come on! You're going to spray me in the balls!"

"Fine. Cover your balls if you have to. But that's all. Your penis stays out!!!"

This was insanity! But I did it, and she's spraying and spraying. Wow, was that water cold!!!

After a few seconds, Jacqui couldn't even go on, she was laughing so hard. She and Laura just collapsed on the ground, looking up at me, pointing and laughing. I must have been quite a sight, I'll give them that.

Laura looked at me with these wide eyes, just taking in how ridiculous I looked. She said, "We totally need to text some more friends. 'Free entertainment in the back yard!'" She was laughing so hard. I only hoped she was joking, but to be honest, I wasn't sure.

Then Jacqui looked at my body and squealed! "Holy crap, James! Where did it go???"

"Where did what go?"

I looked down at my body, and with all the cold water, not only was I not hard anymore, it was barely even visible. It had shrunk up to like a little tiny peanut. I immediately covered it. If I had thought it was embarrassing to be seen hard, this was even worse!

"No! James! Let us see it! I mean, we've seen it big. Now we need to see it small!"

They gathered in close, their eyes like five inches from it.

"Uncover, James!" Jacqui demanded.

"Fine," I said, exasperated. "Fine. I'll uncover. But NO PICTURES OR VIDEO! I'm SERIOUS."

Laura rolled her eyes. She absolutely wanted to take more pictures. But Jacqui seemed to understand.

"Fine, James. No pictures or video."

Laura protested, "But Jacqui! It's so little and cute! It finally looks like his little nakey noodle from preschool!" She was really disappointed.

But Jacqui said, "We'll have plenty of time later for more pictures and video. Trust me. Okay, James. Let's see it."

I slowly moved my hands away, and there it was. Jeez, was it small. I guess I never really paid attention before. But yeah. It was like a little frightened acorn.

Then Laura pointed right to it, almost touching it, and said, "Okay. Now that's the little nakey noodle I remember so fondly from when we were kids!"

But then all of a sudden, we heard a knock at the gate. We all froze. Nobody said a thing. Then we heard a voice on the other side of the gate.

"Laura? Are you back there?"

Holy shit! It was Laura's older sister, Laila!

"Open the gate... I need to talk to you."

None of us said anything. We had no idea what to do.

"I hear the water running. I know you're back there. Open the gate!"

We were still frozen.

Then Laila's voice came again. "Laura??? Jacqui???"

Jacqui was in full crisis mode. She silently gestured for me to go hide behind a tree. I ran as fast as I could.

Once I was hidden, Laura called, "Um, yeah, Laila. We're back here. Um... coming..." And she headed to unlock the gate.

This was not getting any better...

[NudeBaG]

FANTASTIC job and set up for the next chapter!
Great balance of humiliation and admiration from the girls!
You nailed it!
Keep it up!

[TeenFan]

The two girls have seen it normal size, then they saw it hard and big...then they saw it shrivel up small.
Will they get around to finding out exactly how big the nakey noodle gets?

[EverythingOff]

Will they get around to finding out exactly how big the nakey noodle gets?

You mean, like with a ruler???

[NudeBaG]

Will they get around to finding out exactly how big the nakey noodle gets?

You mean, like with a ruler???

I don’t think that’s necessary for this tale

[docknumber]

Looks like Laila has something important to do. Perfect cliffhanger.

[Reginald Veers]

Will they get around to finding out exactly how big the nakey noodle gets?

You mean, like with a ruler???

I don’t think that’s necessary for this tale

I disagree. I think this is the next logical step now that they have taken notice to the size differences, and it also creates a natural excuse for the story to get more physical without being overtly sexual.

[EverythingOff]

I disagree. I think this is the next logical step now that they have taken notice to the size differences, and it also creates a natural excuse for the story to get more physical without being overtly sexual.

I'm wondering if measuring him would even occur to Jacqui. I see the appeal, but I'm not sure if she will go that direction with him. In a lot of stories I've read, that seems to be kind of an SPH thing—a source of ridicule. But Jacqui has no interest in making fun of James. Her interest is in thoroughly teasing and embarrassing him. But the last thing she wants to do is hurt his feelings.

[NudeBaG]

I disagree. I think this is the next logical step now that they have taken notice to the size differences, and it also creates a natural excuse for the story to get more physical without being overtly sexual.

I'm wondering if measuring him would even occur to Jacqui. I see the appeal, but I'm not sure if she will go that direction with him. In a lot of stories I've read, that seems to be kind of an SPH thing—a source of ridicule. But Jacqui has no interest in making fun of James. Her interest is in thoroughly teasing and embarrassing him. But the last thing she wants to do is hurt his feelings.

Love that outlook!
Can’t wait for this to continue

[BareB4U]

I'm wondering if measuring him would even occur to Jacqui. I see the appeal, but I'm not sure if she will go that direction with him. In a lot of stories I've read, that seems to be kind of an SPH thing—a source of ridicule. But Jacqui has no interest in making fun of James. Her interest is in thoroughly teasing and embarrassing him. But the last thing she wants to do is hurt his feelings.

Measuring a boy can be fun to use as a source of embarrassment. I used it myself in my first story, although I deliberately left it so only the girls (and not the reader) learnt the exact size of the "noodle" involved. But it has to work with the characters and situation you've created. I agree it would probably feel wrong in this story. Especially since Jacqui seemed to understand James's humiliation over his shrinkage and agreed to no photos or videos of him in that state. I also get the impression that James isn't totally submissive and is only willing to be pushed so far, without it souring the budding relationship between them.

On a different point, I don't know if you meant to leave it in, but there's a line in this chapter where James says he's "back at 60 minutes", but then next thing he's down to 46. I don't remember reading that there was any way for him to earn minutes back through "good behaviour", but I like the idea of it! I think it would be a fun incentive for him to get more into the spirit of the girls' games! Otherwise he seems to be on an inexorable countdown to zero. Which would be very sad for both him and Jacqui!

Also, like others have said, great cliffhanger.