The Ed's were on the prowl. Eddy had found a camera and was planning on getting embarrassing photos of all the kids for a calendar. It was their last stop, the trailer park.
"But Eddy might I remind you the dangers of-." Eddy just laughed ignoring Double D as he pushed his friends farther in. With his camera around his neck he zeroed in on his target.
"Relax we're just gonna snap a couple...bingo." The trailer was in sight. "Come on give me a boost." Using his friends as a ladder he climbed up. "I get to be the bottom of the totem pole." Eddy shushed his dim witted friend as he got into place. It was time for the money shot and then he saw it. Kankers.
Eddy snickered at the sight in front of him. Three trailer trash girls in their living room in the middle of something risky. Eddy watched as clothes peeled off onto the floor. Standing in the middle of the room was a makeshift sauna fit for just one person.
"Hurry up your hogging it!" Lee shouted as she pulled off her shirt.
"Quit shouting Lee I'm feeling the heat!" Marie belted as her head stuck out of the steam and sweat. May walked into frame as she pulled her pants to the floor.
"I can't wait to relax in the heat." May seemed ready for sweat and relaxation. Eddy had a clear view of bras and panties.
"Quit moving lumpy," Eddy jestered to Ed as he attempted to get a clear shot. The camera shifted until everything was clear and then.
. Bingo Eddy got the perfect picture. But it wasn't over as the flash caught more attention. Their eyes swirled with a blindness that turned to rage."We're being abducted!" May shouted rubbing her eyes. Lee just sprang up with Edd in sight. "No were not, look it's Eddy!" It was time to run and Ed knew it as he sprang into action attempting to get away only to slam themselves into a close line locking them in place. The boys just hung from close pins as the window opened.
"Nice of you boys to hang around." And like that the girls pulled them inside. Without warning the girls disappeared leaving the Eds to stue in their anguish for a bit. "I hope these clothes pegs don't leave marks." Double D had a lot more to worry about then his clothes as the girls returned. With their bodies fully clothed the girls pulled out their makeup kit. Eddy's eyes went wide as he struggled before Lee held his chin still.
"Relax cutie, things are about to get real fun," Lee said, stocking his chin. "I'll say." Marie pulled out a thick tube of lipstick as she laughed. The Edds struggled as Kankers moved in. The girls grabbed Ed pulling him off the clothes line giving him no time to run. His clothes began to shred off as eyes moved to Double D. "No wait!" The girls pulled him down next. Eddy knew he was next. "I'm too young and handsome." But he wasn't pulled down. Ed was stripped nude as he covered his dangly bits. "Oh he's so cute," Marie said, slapping Double D's bare butt. The boys covered what they could as they pleaded for help. "Eddy do something." Double D's words sparked something in Eddy as he raised his hands sliding through his shirt to the floor.
Hands grabbed Eddy as he slipped out of his pants. He dashed for the door. He was running as fast as he could but the door wasn't getting any closer. May had a firm grip on his underwear as it was stretching to its max. The girls laughed as Lee climbed into Eddy's underwear preparing herself. With his underwear stretched to its limit May let go as Lee was launched forward like a slingshot into her target. Eddy smashed into the floor before he was lifted off the ground.
"Check it out he's like a little baby," Lee said, shaking her hips as Eddy hung from her waist like toddler. Lee pulled his his face as Marie pulled out her makeup. Double D was being wedgied up in bright pink panties as lipstick was being applied. Ed was already dressed in a pink dress with touch ups on his face. "We're gonna make you pretty," Lee said, shaking her hips again. Double D was then pulled into a cheerleader outfit. "May get the wigs." Marie ordered her sister around as she looked for more lipstick.
"Ha no lipstick for me." Eddy celebrated a small victory only for it to be a defeat as Lee bend forward getting face to face with Eddy.
"What are you talking about sweet cheeks?" Lee spoke through the bright red lipstick painted across her lips as she laughed. "I saved just enough for you." Without ample warning Lee kissed his transferring the red color of her lips to his. Before the kiss was over hands pulled his from his pouch and before he knew it the girls pulled a tank top and panties on him. Bright colorful wigs adorned the Edd's heads with long flowy locks. Eddy's shirt had big balloons smashed inside giving him an ample H cup while Double D's butt was on full display. Ed on the other hand was in a long dress with lots of blush on his face.
Oh and your wondering about the camera? It completely slipped the girls minds. They just put it on a table outside their bedroom door. After their run however the girls were bored and decided to leave their colorful mess that is until they opened their front door. They spotted Sara and Jimmy. They seemed to be looking for Ed. The Kankers just whistled. Hesitantly the kids approached.
"Who you looking for? Cause we've got a couple of gorgeous girls in our room you might want to see." Lee instructed them inside as May mentioned the camera on the table. Panic mode had set in as the Edds cowered.
"What are we gonna do?"
"Look at me."
"Calm down, I've got some gel at my place, if we're quick maybe no one will see us."
The Edds rushed to the door gently opening it as Jimmy and Sara came into view. The boys froze shocked as Sara held up the camera. "Smile." And like that she took their picture. The all kids of the cul-de-sac couldn't hold themselves back from laughing at the photo used for the month of June as the Edds attempt to clean themselves up inside.
