Where is your favourite place to go nude

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MaireadM wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 11:06 pm Love the fallow field and being naked in the car in the cul de sac. Have you ever driven naked. I have done it on rural roads. It is such a thrill
Never driven naked, no. For one of the trips to the cul-de-sac I wore just boxers and a trench coat. And I did try driving with my jeans unzipped and my penis out once or maybe twice.

I have been naked in the passenger seat at night while someone else drove though.

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RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 10:38 am
MaireadM wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 11:06 pm Love the fallow field and being naked in the car in the cul de sac. Have you ever driven naked. I have done it on rural roads. It is such a thrill
Never driven naked, no. For one of the trips to the cul-de-sac I wore just boxers and a trench coat. And I did try driving with my jeans unzipped and my penis out once or maybe twice.

I have been naked in the passenger seat at night while someone else drove though.
Being driven around naked that sounds fun.
I have never done that.
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MaireadM wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 4:47 pm Being driven around naked that sounds fun.
I have never done that.
It's entertaining. Since you're not driving you have time to think about your nakedness and look around to see the other drivers that could potentially see you also.
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I love driving naked, but a word of warning before you try it. It's addictive, once you have done it, you will want to do it again.

I used to regularly visit a friend who lived a three hour drive away. About two hours of that was dual carriageway or motorway. My car air con had given up the ghost, so summer driving was hot and sticky, even with windows open.

Setting off early afternoon one time, I took off my shirt when I got in the car, and set off wearing shorts and light shoes. I usually unfasten my waistband and unzip my fly when doing long drives. It just makes me feel more comfortable.

A few minutes after joining the dual carriageway, I started running into hold ups. Traffic would flow for a few minutes, then stop for a few minutes. I thought, **** it, why not. At the next stop, I slipped off my shorts, no underwear. I was in the outside lane beside a truck, so nobody would have seen me do it.

I was nervous at first, but once traffic was flowing normally, I just focused on driving. Dual carriageway, motorway, dual carriageway. I'm not sure if anyone could have seen me - possible a van driver or SUV driver could have had the right angles. Just before I was due to leave the dual carriageway I pulled into a layby to reluctantly put my shorts back on.

Next journey of course, I didn't wait for the dual carriageway, I just found a quiet spot to park, kit off, and on my way. After the journey, the last stretch of dual carriageway was very busy, so I didn't use the layby, just carried on naked through the normal routes, including two small towns, with stops at junctions and traffic lights. I didn't find a convenient place to dress until I got home, and slipped my shorts on parked on my drive. Fortunately none of my neighbours was around to see me.

I made that journey several times a year for about 3 years, and started doing shorter journeys naked too.

I've never had the pleasure of being a naked passenger, but that would rock.
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Love the post.

Driving nude is great.
I used to commute through back roads where I didn’t have to go through towns. So on winter’s evening I could get undressed (lower half first) and when I was on the outskirts of the city I could go fully naked until I got homer.
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It's more likely that a woman would be caught than a man. Just seeing a topless female driver would give most men a thrill.
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I've never driven naked. Closest to that is a recent drive in my underpants only. Not long ago, I was giving my co-worker Jeremy a ride home and he dared me to do it in my underwear. We park in a parking garage near the medical center where we are employed. I took the dare and stripped off my jeans & shirt before getting in my car. I'm just wearing blue boxer-briefs at this point. It is about a 10-mile drive to the apartment complex where he lives, mostly on surface streets with traffic lights. When we got to the complex, I pulled in the lot to drop him off. Got partially out of the car and re-dressed. I didn't notice any strange looks from other motorists as anyone may have just thought I was wearing shorts with no top on.

I just know...if Jeremy sees this he's going to dare me to do it naked next time I give him a ride home.
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Outdoors is definitely the best place to be nude!

Where a female will see you is definitely the best place to be nude!

I have deliberately walked naked through the paths of the woods - apart from walking shoes and a little rucksack.
I have deliberately walked naked along coastal paths - again with shoes and rucksack.
I have deliberately walked naked on a clothed beach close to a nudist beach.
I have deliberately got naked in the car park to a beach when returning to my car after a swim, dried off, changed, etc.

I have on each and every occasion been seen by females - (the whole point of doing it really!). I very much enjoy the 'naughty' thrill of being seen naked by females, and it is so easy to do, and more importantly, 'get away with' if there is a reasonable easy explanation and justification as to why I am naked (they probably just think 'ooh, there's a naked man, I saw his willy!, he's probably just one of those 'nudist' types'. They look, they definitely always look at my cock (best bit!), they often smile, they never say anything. Not once have I ever been challenged.

I like to think that they would say to their friends later something like 'I saw a naked man today, I saw his willy and balls and everything'. I like to think that they would think 'that was a little treat, how good was that!'

Job Done!

What is not to like! :-)

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You are singing my hymn sheet. I will write more on these topics later
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The best one was one time where I got deliberately naked in the car park to a beach when returning to my car after a swim, dried off, changed. Etc….
As I came off the beach and walked towards my car, I could see that two ladies were sitting in their car parked right next to mine. So, ‘A get naked for them opportunity’ was readily presented and I would certainly be taking that opportunity! Even better still, as luck would have it, they were parked facing out, and I had parked facing in – this made the whole exposure event much easier for all of us! – you’ll see why in a moment…….

(The key thing to bear in mind throughout the whole of this particular event is that is that it was a very long time before they realised that I knew that they were there. And so, it was a deliciously long time before they saw me looking at them whilst they were looking at me – meaning…. They did not think that I knew that they were there looking at me. If our looks had crossed at any point, eye to eye, then they would know that I knew that they were there, and the fun would be over – (unless I wanted to appear as a ‘look at my cock’ pervert – which I didn’t – but which, in fact I actually was!). However, I am pleased to say that each time that I glanced at them, both of them were looking directly at my private area! – excellent!

So…… I opened the hatchback of my car. I knew that I was readily visible to them both to their front and left. I took my swimmers down and off. And, now I was wonderfully completely and utterly naked, with my cock and balls out and free for all to see! Blissfully unaware that anyone was watching! (I snuck a glance at them (risky to do!) and they were both sat very still and staring down at my cock and balls (excellent!). I walked down the passenger side of my car (closest to them!), opened the side door, and took a towel out from the passenger seat, in doing this I had twice walked past the passenger side of the lady’s car, with only their window and less than 2 feet between the lady passenger and my cock! (a risky glance into their car proved that both of them were closely following my cock and balls as it passed them by - (excellent – they still didn’t know that I knew that they were there!).

I dried myself off facing directly towards them at the back of my car, very much in their easy view. Of course, I took extra long care in drying my cock and balls! Then I turned around, faced away from them, bent over, and towelled my lower legs dry, which gave them a chance to see my cock and balls from the back, as well as a decent flash of my anus! (excellent!).

I turned back around and chanced another glance at them (was my bum-hole flash too much? Were they still looking, had I discovered their presence? Was the game over?). No, it was all still good, both of their eyes were still very much onto my cock and balls! – (excellent – this WAS fun!).

I towelled my hair thinking: what could I do next to extend the show, and I had an idea!
I pulled my foreskin back and examined my lovely big purple shiny head. I was pretending that I had discovered some sand under my foreskin (it happens!), I tried to brush it away with my hand (oh dear, it wasn’t working!). I walked around the side of my car again to the passenger door (another close fly-by cock-and-ball flash close-up opportunity!). I took a bottle of water out and then went back to the rear of my car, and into their easy view-point. I pulled my foreskin back and poured the water all over my lovely big purple shiny cock head, wanking my foreskin back and forth to clear that ‘pesky’ sand – (excellent!).

My cock was erecting! (excellent! – If you are going to show your cock, show it big, show it hard! - Hopefully the ladies would realise (think / reason) that I had found some sand under my foreskin, was using the water and the wanking action to clear it off, and hence my erecting penis was given to an involuntary reaction – because that is what they do!)

I put the water away, took the towel and attended to carefully and slowly dry my erecting penis! (I chanced a glance at them, I took the risk, I wanted to see them still looking at me – they were!)

But, the fun was over, there was nothing more that I could think of to do, other than a quick foreskin pull right back and a final check of my lovely big purple shiny head, and I left the foreskin all of the way back with my lovely big purple shiny head on show with my ¾ erect penis for a final ‘flourish’ to steal the final moments of the show!

I grabbed my short trousers out of the back of my car and began to put them on!
I pulled them up, but with a near fully erect penis, I made a big deal of struggling to get it into my shorts. I just couldn’t get it in! – (so tragic!)
I buttoned the waistband of my shorts above my cock and left my fully erect penis, with its foreskin fully retracted, and my lovely big purple shiny head proudly coming though the zipper opening gloriously still out on show whilst I took the bottle of water into one hand, and shut the hatchback on the car (I had no choice! – poor me! - the darn thing had gone all big on me and would just not go into my shorts – I would have to sit down in my car and take a minute to let it relax and go down).

I took the erection into one hand and tried to cover the whole ‘sordid and most unfortunate’ ordeal with the other hand whilst holding the bottle of water. I was going to walk around to my passenger door, but it felt a bit too naughty to be actually holding my erect penis in my hand, so I just took my hand from it and just let my very big, very hard, very erect penis swing free as it wished to!, and I began to walk around towards my passenger door again (to put the water in, and to show these ladies the glory of my erect penis in close proximity for one last time). I took one more glance of the ladies, they were both still staring at my now fully erect cock, but then, in that moment, the lady in the passenger seat looked up and met my eyes!!!! I instantly froze, I instantly looked most alarmed!!!!! I looked in at the ladies, both were now looking at my face (for a change!). Their presence had suddenly been ‘revealed to me’ – (Oh… My…. Gosh!..... I’m SO frightfully embarrassed!). The passenger lady put her window down. I very apologetically said ‘Oh my goodness!……. I’m so very sorry!……. I didn’t know that you were there!’. She cooly replied ‘It was perfectly clear, young man, that you had absolutely no idea that we were here…… But, we both did very much enjoy the show, so thank you for that’ – (Excellent! – I had gotten away with the whole charade! – even better, they enjoyed the show!)

I got into my car and closed the door. I started the car, reversed out, nodded to the ladies, and drove away.
Phew! – That WAS Fun!!!!!!
As I drove away, I quickly had another very very delicious and very very naughty thought – Before I left, I should have asked these ladies if they would like to wank me off! Perhaps I could have reasoned with them that the erection won’t go until I ejaculate, perhaps I could have invited them to just watch me as I wanked myself off.
Now there’s a thought! They would either have simply said ‘No thank-you, I don’t think so’ etc…. Or…….. they would have agreed and proceeded to wank me off. If they had said no, I could have told them that I will just quietly wank myself off in my car. It would have been good to wank myself off, knowing that two ladies were in the next car, knowing that I was wanking myself off.
I wish that I would have taken a moment to have those thoughts and ideas before I drove away. Opportunities lost.
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