Where is your favourite place to go nude

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My favourite naked places

As a nudist/naturist, I enjoy being naked anywhere I can. Being seen by, or seeing other nudists is not really any thrill. Naturism is not about exhibitionism or voyeurism, just the pleasure or being clothes free. For me, being seen by women who enjoy it is a bonus, but causing offence is a big turn off.

Naturism builds a self confidence to break boundaries if you are inclined. Naturist locations can also offer opportunities to venture off piste, mixing with non naturists, known as textiles. Inevitably, some of those will openly, or covertly have a peek. I have on occasions been sneakily photographed. A couple of times, posing for a fellow nudist, I know others were also shooting. While on naturist boat trips, I have waved to textiles trippers, including those with cameras.

I love walking naked, and take advantage of nudist and clothing optional beaches, and nudist resorts. also, I am lucky enough to live near one of England's ancient hunting forests, which gives me opportunities to walk wide open spaces, and woodland pathways. Strolling by streams always feels good, but walking naked is another level of enjoyment, even without the thrill of risking exposure.

I have a great choice of routes, all around an hour and a half, but never a guarantee of being alone, so I am always super vigilant. I carry a woman's wrap, which I can quickly tie round my waist to avoid confrontation. I have never been caught naked, but have been saved by my wrap several times passing people, sometimes chatting with them. I wonder what they think, if they guess I was naked moments earlier. I always take the wrap of quickly after passing, so if anyone looked back they would have a clear view of my tanned butt. Of course, I can watch the paths ahead of me, but not behind. I have been passed by runners while dressed, but surprisingly, never while naked.

I say I have never been caught, but often in open areas, I have seen other walkers in the distance, who could have seen I was naked. Several of my routes take me near roads, and I may have been seen by passing cars. A few times I've risked crossing roads without covering up. One time a police car passed but my nudity may have been concealed by bushes. Another walk over an open area, I heard a helicopter behind me. It was flying very low, so it's occupants would have seen me.

A few times I have been able to risk leaving the car naked, and once returned naked.

Just for clarity, simply being naked, eg walking, sunbathing, gardening etc, is not illegal in the UK. Although I am a solo walker, there are several organised nude walks throughout the UK. There are also lots of naturist swims. There are also cycle events under the banner of the world naked bike ride.

More on my clothing optional beaches and naturist vacation/holiday places in future posts.

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On clothing optional beaches the shock value and/or embarrassment of walking around naked wears off after awhile. Plus, in my experience there are a lot of people there whom you really don't want to see bare. You're more likely to see more attractive younger people on the weekends.

I will say it's a very different feeling swimming in the ocean sans bathing suit, especially as the waves wash over.
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After a few times, the excitement of being naked amongst mostly clothed people does wear off a bit. However the little buzz of noting people noticing me remains fresh. Approaching people, they may studiously ignore you, then turn for a quick peek at the last moment. I've had people hurry past me, then slow down and turn round, to take a look. I once walked past a group of kitesurfers, and heard a voice call "bravo". - the comment could only be aimed at me.

Similarly, being photographed. I know I have been photographed several times, sometimes quite obviously. When I stripped off for a photo at a naturist zone sign, several people had phones or cameras out.

These small pleasures add up to making such walks very enjoyable.
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Bitsnbobs wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2026 10:20 pm Similarly, being photographed. I know I have been photographed several times, sometimes quite obviously. When I stripped off for a photo at a naturist zone sign, several people had phones or cameras out.
Given how I like the idea of being observed (and potentially photographed) by strangers while undressing and/or being nude outdoors, but also in a situation where I could keep some control and I'm not forcing someone to see something they don't want to -- that sounds like a perfect spot to me.

I'm surprised that hadn't occurred to me before, thanks for mentioning it! Now I'm wondering where the nearest spot like that might be...
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My avatar pic was taken at the Maspalomas beach in Gran Canaria. That's a long way to go for a quick fix. The beach is about 5km, and lots of people, mostly clothed walk the shore line , in what is known as the human ant trail. I have used the beach for nudist holidays, spending all day in the nudist section, but also to escape clothes for an hour while on clothed holidays. Being recognised as a nude beach, anyone going knows what to expect

i stripped off, and posed for my buddy to take the picture, .then noticed someone else had their camera to their eye, so I waited for them. Then others got in on the game, maybe when people realised I was ok about being pictured they thought it would be a fun holiday snap. I turned round, and posed for a bit at the other side of the sign. A couple of people said thank you, or waved as they left. It felt great.

I have also had great experiences on Croatian holidays and mainland Spain. There are lots of c/o beaches in Greece .I'm sure there will be places near you .
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Favourite places to be naked include nudist holiday places on the Istria peninsula of Croatia. Nudist resorts do not offer much excitement in enm/cfnm scenarios, but they can be a gateway.

These tales relate to my first Croatia visit, when I had only been actively nudist for a couple of years. The site I visited is no longer nudist, and the character of the adjacent beach has also changed. The visit was a group holiday, arranged by a UK travel agent, so I was with other nudists who knew the location.

I learned that it was possible to escape the resort, and access the adjacent clothing optional beach, via a broken part of the fence. There were a few caravans parked near the break, which were used as a bar/restaurant. More than half the crowds using these were naked. There was also a small clearing in a wood used for public sex activities - not for me.

I started doing a daily naked walk, wearing sandals and sunhat only. I even left my room key hidden, so I had absolutely nothing with me. I had used UK clothing optional beaches, so this wasn't too much out of my comfort, and felt really great. Nothing happened the first couple of days, I just enjoyed being totally free. The second day, another guy from the group bought me a beer at one of the caravans - being close to a mix of clothed and naked people was new.

On the third day, the atmosphere changed a bit. Walking back to the resort after a longish walk, I spotted a young woman wearing a bikini. She lay on a large rock just beside my track. She took off her top, and noticed me as she lay down - you can't miss eye contact even at a distance. She said something to her (unseen) companion, and turned back to watch me walking towards her. Even though I was still a fair distance from her, I was already feeling embarrassed by her scrutiny - and realising I had no choice but to walk past her rock, with her head at my waist hight. If it happened today, I would have looked at her tits, said hello, smiled, but then, I just stared straight ahead as I passed. I was both embarrassed and excited by the encounter.

Next day, I took my walk again, at about the same time. I'm not sure if I was hoping she would be there again - or not. She was. I waited until she spotted me - again she said something to her companion, and settled down to staring. This time I walked towards her for a short distance, then walked into the sea for a quick splash. After a few minutes, walking out of the sea towards her, I wiped water off my body, giving her a bit of a show. She didn't take her eyes off me, so i guess she enjoyed it. Again, I had to walk right up to her, and pass close to her.

The following day was taken up by the experience described next.

On my final walk, I was joined by another two guys from the group. This time, the boyfriend was lying on the rock. When he saw us, he clearly alerted the girl, who's head appeared at the other side of the track. She probably had an orgasm watching three naked guys walking towards her. I caught the guys eye and said hi. Tag (German), he replied looking sheepish.

One of the joys of an Istrian holiday is the fish picnic. Your boat trip sails around the islands, with wine and beer on offer, and accompanied by a sing along. You then dock at the biggest island, where you can explore, before having grilled fish and a burger. After lunch, you stop at a town for some exploration and beers. Some say if you remember it, it wasn't a good one.

Of course, when you set off from a nudist resort, the entire trip is nude, except for the town stop.

This was my first first fish picnic, so I did not know what to expect. Our boat was quite small, with a capacity of around 60, but on this trip around 40. My friends and I found space near the front of the boat, but stood to enjoy the rocking motion. Most of the passengers were sitting on benches with their backs to the sides of the boat. We set off sailing towards the nearest town., passing other boat trips. The passengers on these boats were obviously given a great view of our boat, and cameras often came out. Finding myself on view like that was both exciting and embarrassing. I distracted myself by taking pictures of them. But worse was to come.

As we sailed round the coast towards the town, it became clear we were not just sailing round, but into the marina. We docked at the end of the jetty, where dozens of tourists were standing, while the skippers wife joined us. All the time, I was fully exposed to the crowd - more so than most, as I was standing. Not quite walking naked down the high street, but pretty close in comparison.

The final event of the trip occurred on the way back. A speedboat, with two guys in the back, and two girls in bikinis posing on the front, roared past us. The girls were waving wildly, not realising everyone was naked ... Until they saw the few people standing at the front of our boat. I saw their hands go up to their faces, as their boat slowed down. The got lined up to have a clear view, laughing and waving. Again, all I could do was stand and wave back. If my brain had been in gear, I might have grabbed my camera, in the hopes that one or both would flash their boobs.

All in all, a fabulous day, with added embarrassment. I've done many trips since, but none as thrilling. Recently passing boats don't seem too bothered when they see the nude trippers.

My third favourite (not in any order) is a nudist resort in mainland Spain. I will post a story about there soon.
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I once spent three weeks at a naturist camping resort in the south of France. It was wonderful! :P

Let me say first off, regarding naturist places, Yeah, I do totally get it…. Being naked, being free, etc….. it is quite wonderful and very special, what is not to like, etc…. But…. omg!!!! :oops:

But let me qualify and add to that by saying, omg! You get to be completely naked, with your tackle fully out for all the ladies and girls to see, and there are lots and lots of completely naked ladies and girls everywhere with their bared; tits, nipples, pussies, bottoms, and everything freely on show!!!!! – What is not to like, etc……. OMG!!!!! :oops:

There were so many highlights on this trip. And I may detail them fully in another post……………………………. But here’s one for now……… :D

At the showers (they were; open, mixed, walk in naked, walk back naked), I used to sometimes enjoy taking a long cold shower such that my quite small willy and balls had shrunken quite dramatically (as they do - when cold!), and this, together with having been completely shaved everywhere down there (and add to this the fact that I naturally appeared: tall, broad, muscley, and ‘manly’ - all making my privates look proportionately even smaller still – (Yeah! I know!) I liked to think that I looked like a fully grown man with the hairless willy and balls of a ten year old boy!) :oops:

After the cold shower, I would present myself back amongst the ladies and girls, and just unashamedly allow them all to unashamedly see it all… :oops: And notice it and see it all they certainly did! :| :o It drew much more attention than it would have done if it was a normal (or huge) cock and balls! I actually really enjoyed the long stares and extra attention! Nobody ever once actually said anything ever! I like to think that the ladies were perhaps secretly thinking: ‘oh that poor man, with a tiny little dick and balls, does he know how small it is, does his girlfriend realise how small it is? Does she wish that he had a bigger dick’. I would have loved a lady to have mentioned something to me! :oops:

I guess that it’s all part of the thrill of being naked, and exposed, and humiliated! – To this day, I do not fully understand it all! :?

It's always good to show your willy to the girls, it’s always good when the girls look at your willy! Girls like to see willies! I like it when girls see my willy! :D


Addendum: (I’ve just had an inciteful thought whist writing this post (and trying to understand my ‘odd’ behaviour): Is it because I do appear to be such a ‘macho’ man – although I actually really hate the whole macho man thing, and I think many ladies and girls do not like it either, and are threatened by this kind of appearance – that I deliberately make myself appear to be a harmless 10 year old boy – and so ‘endear’ myself to females? This somehow encourages me to enjoy having my willy out and have them see my hairless little wily and balls, so they can see for themselves that they do not need to feel threatened by it, or by me? (Here’s another thought: I’ve always had a very strong feminine side (Although I’m not gay at all, perhaps a little bit camp). This makes me ‘fit in’ with the girls, perhaps almost become ‘one of the girls’, and they see me as a girl, but with a harmless little willy? – Discuss!)

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TigerJim wrote: Fri Aug 14, 2026 2:24 pm At the showers (they were; open, mixed, walk in naked, walk back naked), I used to sometimes enjoy taking a long cold shower such that my quite small willy and balls had shrunken quite dramatically (as they do - when cold!) ... I liked to think that I looked like a fully grown man with the hairless willy and balls of a ten year old boy!) :oops:
Along those same lines, I've always been fascinated by how I look in the mirror after I've been out shoveling snow for a long time. It's an interesting feeling for sure.

The idea of being in an open communal shower is intimidating enough, the thought of experiencing that when retracted is pretty intense.

TigerJim wrote: Fri Aug 14, 2026 2:24 pm After the cold shower, I would present myself back amongst the ladies and girls, and just unashamedly allow them all to unashamedly see it all… :oops: And notice it and see it all they certainly did! :| :o

I actually really enjoyed the long stares and extra attention! Nobody ever once actually said anything ever! ... I would have loved a lady to have mentioned something to me! :oops:
I have very specific feelings about this sort of thing. I would never want to be in a situation where I was exposed to someone (male or female) who was making degrading or deliberately mean remarks about my body, that's way too much. But I very much enjoy the idea of being on display to a small group and discussing with them how I'm small-to-average and let them ask questions or compare me to some other guy they know.

I guess I like being aware that other people are curious about my body?

TigerJim wrote: Fri Aug 14, 2026 2:24 pm This somehow encourages me to enjoy having my willy out and have them see my hairless little wily and balls, so they can see for themselves that they do not need to feel threatened by it, or by me?
I've wondered about things like that. Are there correlations between body size, body hair, musculature, genital size, and circumcision status with how a guy is perceived? I've read that circumcised penises are considered less threatening, for example. Projecting "boyishness" would seem to do that also.
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I find nudists in nudist environments don't pay much attention to other people's bodies. A quick glance, job done. Staring would be bad etiquette, though I might give a nicely shaped breast a few more than one glance. Possibly teenagers might need used.
Generally, when everyone is naked, no one is special. And nobody cares, they just enjoy the freedom from clothing.
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Just a little wrap to my favourite places to be naked, covering some happenings in Spain and Croatia.

On holiday in Spain, with a long time nudist buddy, we did what guys do, drank beer in lots of bars, long walks, playing silly games. Of course, we took lots of holiday snaps. Me with a beer, me on the beach, me by the statue. Being a nudist holiday, the snaps were, well, nude male.

One of these walks took us well away from the official nudist area, along the shore line. Buddy stopped to make a roll up, and was accosted by a dressed local, begging a smoke. While this was happening, a dressed couple walked along the path at the edge of the beach. The guy kept his eyes on the path, but the woman kept her eyes firmly on us, turning occasionally to look at the path. I kept watching her, so she knew I knew, but she never looked away. Even when she passed, she kept turning round for another look. At one point the path was no more than 15 metres from us. I was tempted to wave when they turned away from the beach. I love when women watching me don't try to hide it.

One difference this holiday, buddy spent a lot of time doing video calls to his foreign girl friend. Up till then, he hadn't told her he was a nudist, far less that this was a nude holiday. He used an earphone, so I only got one side of the drivel. Until a naked guy walked past, behind buddy. A moment or two later the conversation - probably not ... Everybody is naked ... It's a nudist hotel ... Yes I am naked too ... Buddy stands up and slugs some beer, with his bits right in front of his phone. We all have to guess the gaps.

Over drinks that evening, buddy told me he had sent her some of the beach shots I'd taken earlier. The conversation went Who took the shots? / <my name> / Was he naked too / of course / let me see / buddy sends a couple of shots from behind / No, I want to see his face / Is it just his face you want to see? I'll have to ask if it's ok, I can't just send them. But he did, so his gf was perving my nude pics without me knowing. She wasn't happy when he did a video call, and scanned round the bar we were in, including me waling naked back from the toilet. Nude photos were ok, live was too much.

Buddy joined me in Croatia the following year, bringing gf with him. She didn't take her kit off, so we were nm to her cf, she seemed happy. Just a couple of notes. She admitted that she buddy had sent pictures, she had shared them with her friends, who kept asking her for more.

After dinner, clothed, we strolled round the site, taking in the shore path. Most other walkers are dressed for evening. There are lots of caravans that are bedded in to their pitches, rented by the same people for years. There is a great party atmosphere, hundreds of people in various states of dress, getting together for drinks and barbecues.

Returning to my chalet, we would have a couple of drinks, and exchange photos. I don't go on nudist holidays to be dressed, so I stripped off immediately. I lent my camera to gf at times, so she could take good pics of me, not just phone pics. I downloaded camera to phone, and left her to swap the pics between phones. It was only later looking through my downloads I found she had been using the zoom to snap my, and buddy's genitals.

One evening, buddy had too much sun, and didn't want to do walk, but gf didn't want early night, so I did the usual walk, and strip, with just gf. After photo swap, I walked her to their chalet, a fair distance away. It felt great walking completely naked, accompanied by an attractive young lady, glammed up for the evening.
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