As we got ready to approach airport security, we did the usual checks between ourselves….. ‘OK, so, no bottles, no water, no sharps, etc……..’. and we remarked, as one does, at the silliness of what we had to do: shoes off, belts off, jewellery off, etc….
Then I added ‘……. and you’ve got clean underwear on?
’……. She said ‘……. What!.... You don’t need to have clean underwear on!’.
I explained ‘……. Well, you do now, it’s one of the new checks, everyone has to be checked for clean underwear. They need to inspect everybody’s underwear now, they’ll just need to pull your knickers down, and they check inside too’…….
She absolutely fell for it: ‘Oh my god! They’re going to pull my knickers down and check inside!!!!!’.
I played with her for a few moments, ‘……. Yes, but don’t worry, it’ll only take a moment, and your knickers will actually only be down for a very brief moment’.
I do not know, to this day, if she was more concerned that she was going to have her knickers pulled down, or that she just didn’t want someone being able to see her pussy, or perhaps she didn’t actually have clean knickers on!
I put her out of her misery quite quickly and told her it wasn’t true and that I’d made it all up as a silly joke.
She SO believed that it was true! She seemed to want to continue to believe that it was true, and she didn’t seem to want to ‘un-believe’ me. She kept checking with me that it wasn’t true. It’s like one of those ‘Fake News’ stories, it was so unbelievable and ridiculous that you couldn’t possibly have made it up, and therefore it must be true!
……. But, just think if it was actually true!!!!!!!.......
I’d like to try doing that job, perhaps just for a day. The job title would be ‘pantser’. I’d only want to do females. I would pull their knickers down and I would certainly take a look at all of their pussies!
It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
If I was the passenger, I would willingly present myself to have my pants pulled down by a lovely 'pantser' lady!
