(you won’t believe me - believe me, it’s true – fortune smiles upon me!):
A few years ago, I put up a perfectly normal internet dating profile with all the usual: about me, pictures, likes and dislikes etc….
But, my profile clearly stated in there, that ‘I like to striptease for my date, masturbate, and ejaculate for her’.
Well, let’s just see how that goes! – (It could be a ‘disaster’! – (Spoiler: It wasn’t!)).
I’ve always been a firm believer that; ‘if you don’t ask, you don’t get’.
Well, I very quickly got a date! – with a very attractive lady in her 50s.
(She was single, I was single – Absolutely no reason to do this - So let’s DO this!).
We met at a bar and had drinks etc.
– (it was good that she was clearly already aware of that!).
I said ‘Well, it’s a simple as that; I very much enjoy entertaining a lady by strip-teasing and being watched whilst masturbating and ejaculating'.
She laughed and told me that I was ‘completely nuts!
Perhaps she didn’t believe me, perhaps she was intrigued, perhaps she wanted to test me, perhaps she was just a very naughty lady who wanted to see a very naughty private sex show!....... But either way, she did invite me for a second date with her – This time, at her house!
(and I’m sure that you can begin to see exactly where this is all going!).
She did dinner for us both – Very nice! After dinner, she mentioned my profile description again, and asked ‘So, are you going to entertain me in your ‘completely nuts' way?’ – (which was nice because it confirmed that she still aware of my ‘entertainment’ speciality, and was perhaps suggesting that she was willing to engage in such a process! – YES!).
I said ‘Well, let me just show you!’.
– (Care and Caution was required here! – this could go horribly wrong!)
– (I would, of course, have stopped at any point and respected her wishes if she would have raised even the slightest kind of any sort of objection – but she never did! She seemed perfectly willing to be ‘entertained’ in this way!
- (YES! – She is ‘up for it!’)………….
She poured herself a large glass of wine, sat down, got comfortable, and let just me press on with it, and ‘entertain’ her!
- and so, I just pressed on with it!)……
I put on some stripping music, strip-teased, danced naked, oiled myself up, masturbated, and ejaculated for her as she watched!.……
(….. That description made it sound as if it was all over in a few seconds. It wasn’t. It was a carefully choreographed 3-track 10-minute show: Dancing, Teasing, Stripping, Dancing, Teasing, Naked Dancing, Erecting, Teasing, Dancing, Oiling, Masturbating, Dancing, Teasing, Masturbating, Ejaculating!). – (Yes, now that sounds more like a decent show!).
She absolutely loved it! and was very complimentary,
she said ‘That’s the best thing that I’ve ever seen!’.
I thoroughly enjoyed it too!
(You see, it’s true; if you ask, you can get! – I asked, and I got!).
So………. It turns out…….. She WAS just a very naughty lady who wanted to see a very naughty private sex show!
Furthermore, she wanted another date!
I regularly saw her and ‘performed’ for her about every two months or so.
It was as simple as that!
On the second date show, she took hold of my cock just before I came, saying ‘let me do it’, and she ‘finished me off’ – that was nice!
As time went on, she took over most, if not all, of the ‘wanking duties’; I would striptease and dance for her, and then she would take over; oil me up, get me fully hard, and masturbate me all the way to ejaculation – that was very nice!
(Plus, she had this ‘thing’ whereby she liked me to actually come on her, on her clothes – (Certainly quirky and unusual! – but delicious!) – She had me stand in front of her and she would make me splash my come all over her - I don’t know why, but that was somehow always extra naughty and nice!).
She was a very nice regular sensible 50 something lady who went about her life: work, shopping, gardening, etc, when we first met
She certainly was a very nice and very naughty lady indeed.
So, It wasn’t a normal boy-girl love type of relationship. We were companions, we enjoyed each other’s company, and we brought, and met, our own needs. We were truly; ‘friends with benefits’.
So, there’s my internet dating tale, with a friends-with-benefits tale included.
Anybody else got an internet dating tale or a friends-with-benefits tale they wish to share please?
We would love to hear!