Comedian Janelle James recalled seeing her son’s penis and being shocked by how much it had grown

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Comedian Janelle James recalled seeing her son’s penis and being shocked by how much it had grown

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Janelle James is facing backlash after fans discovered she previously made a joke about her son’s genitalia in a 2021 Netflix comedy special.

In a newly resurfaced clip, which is from the comedy series called “The Standups,” the “Abbott Elementary” actress recalled seeing her son’s penis and being shocked by how much it had grown since he was a child.

“My youngest son got a dick now,” she said with a smile on her face.

“I didn’t know he had a dick! … They say you blink and you miss it — and it’s true.”

“I was sitting on the edge of my bed and he ran by from the bathroom — I guess he forgot his towel — And I was like, ‘What the f–k was that?'” James recounted.
“Like, it blew my mind. That’s a dick!”

James, who has not publicly revealed her age, continued, “That’s a dick that needs a job. Can’t be walking around with all that dick and no income. That’s disrespectful.”

She then became nostalgic when remembering that her son “used to have a pee-pee.”

“You change the diaper, you play rhythm guitar on the pee-pee,” she explained before making musical noises.

“That’s the best part about having a baby boy!”

James has two sons: one in his early 20s, and one whose age she has not disclosed, per her Variety interview from earlier this year.
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Humorous routine. I do wonder what her two sons think about it though?
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Interesting when mums talk about their boys equipment
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NickTwisp wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2026 9:32 pm Humorous routine. I do wonder what her two sons think about it though?
Personally, if I was a teenager and my mother said on a public platform that she used to “play rhythm guitar on the peepee” I’d feel pretty mortified. My friends would never let me hear the end of it :lol:
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Having a comedian for a parent is a tough gig, for sure. :lol:
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alberic wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2026 9:48 am Having a comedian for a parent is a tough gig, for sure. :lol:
Having any kind of media personality for a parent is a tough gig, I think.

At one point Kathie Lee discussed her son's circumcision during an episode of "Live! With Regis and Kathie Lee".
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RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2026 2:10 pm At one point Kathie Lee discussed her son's circumcision during an episode of "Live! With Regis and Kathie Lee".
Not too bad if it had just been a Routine Infant Circumcision. However, if the son had been older when the procedure was performed then subsequently described on television then yes, uncomfortable/embarrassing for the son involved.

The medical complex where I work contains a Urology practice. After a scan, we recently referred a 13-year-old boy there for a circumcision. Reason was phimosis and difficulty with foreskin retraction. His Mom wanted it performed; the boy was not enthusiastic but willing to take the Urologist's advice and get it done.

I could easily tell that even having to discuss his penis at that age was very embarrassing.
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