Rugby Pantsing at School
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:37 pm
This is an embarrassing story from high school. I went to a school where playing rugby was mandatory for the boys, I wasn’t huge fan but I was quite a athletic kid so I wasn’t half bad at it and I made it onto the team. I must have been around 13/14 at the time.
I was captain of the team and had been the ring leader of a prank the team pulled on this kid named Paul. I’d tied his rugby boots together while others distracted him while we were sat round on the pitch listening to our coach. And when we ran off to start a drill he face planted. It was hilarious and he knew it was my idea.
The next week we were in the middle of a match against another school and we were entering a ‘scrum’. This is part of a rugby match where the teams bind together and basically push as one against the other team to see who is stronger and who can make up the most ground.
We got into our positions and Paul was often behind me. We all bend over with our hands locked round each others shoulders ready to engage.
3….2….1….
Just as the referee was shouting ‘engage!’ Paul yanked down my rugby shorts and my boxers along with them. Down to my thighs. I’m not sure if he meant to pull my boxers down too but everything came down at once.
I didn’t have a second to react, suddenly we were locked into a scrum and I had my bare ass out in front of lots of my teammates. I couldn’t even pull my shorts up if I wanted to as my hand were locked into the scrum.
Paul was laughing hysterically.
The most humiliating thing was the pure exposure. Not only was my bare ass out. But we were all bent over in an intense scrum and I couldn’t do a thing about it. Because of the people huddled behind you pushing from the back, my bum cheeks were being spread apart and there was nothing I could do. I remember being shocked initially when I was pantsed but I was thinking about my teammates behind me seeing my butthole specifically. It’s just such an intimate area and because of the cold air, I could definitely feel that it was exposed. I was thinking my teammates will never see me the same way now, when they see me they’ll just have this mental image of my anus in their minds. I didn’t have any hair or anything like that back then so it was just out there totally exposed.
Even though pranks were part of our teams culture and I was the mastermind behind most of them, I was completely mortified.
I was utterly exposed to some of my teammates behind me. Bent over stuck in a scrum with my shorts and boxers now slipping down to my knees, with my naked ass out along with my flaccid penis and balls, dangling between my legs. I remember it was a winter game so nothing was very big if you know what I mean which added to the humiliation.
I heard some boys behind me laughing saying things like ‘it’s a full moon tonight boys’ and ‘his arsehole is out!’.
The scrum went on for about a minute until it collapsed.
Everyone fell into a heap including Paul. I was in the pile up concerned maybe I was injured and for a split second I forgot that I was naked from the waste down. I could feel that someone had inadvertently had their face pressed into my naked ass in the pileup, it felt completely humiliating.
Eventually it was over and I scrambled to get my shorts back up not before most of the other players had noticed I was exposed and started crying with laughter. Fair to say I lost alot of street cred that day amongst my team mates…
I was captain of the team and had been the ring leader of a prank the team pulled on this kid named Paul. I’d tied his rugby boots together while others distracted him while we were sat round on the pitch listening to our coach. And when we ran off to start a drill he face planted. It was hilarious and he knew it was my idea.
The next week we were in the middle of a match against another school and we were entering a ‘scrum’. This is part of a rugby match where the teams bind together and basically push as one against the other team to see who is stronger and who can make up the most ground.
We got into our positions and Paul was often behind me. We all bend over with our hands locked round each others shoulders ready to engage.
3….2….1….
Just as the referee was shouting ‘engage!’ Paul yanked down my rugby shorts and my boxers along with them. Down to my thighs. I’m not sure if he meant to pull my boxers down too but everything came down at once.
I didn’t have a second to react, suddenly we were locked into a scrum and I had my bare ass out in front of lots of my teammates. I couldn’t even pull my shorts up if I wanted to as my hand were locked into the scrum.
Paul was laughing hysterically.
The most humiliating thing was the pure exposure. Not only was my bare ass out. But we were all bent over in an intense scrum and I couldn’t do a thing about it. Because of the people huddled behind you pushing from the back, my bum cheeks were being spread apart and there was nothing I could do. I remember being shocked initially when I was pantsed but I was thinking about my teammates behind me seeing my butthole specifically. It’s just such an intimate area and because of the cold air, I could definitely feel that it was exposed. I was thinking my teammates will never see me the same way now, when they see me they’ll just have this mental image of my anus in their minds. I didn’t have any hair or anything like that back then so it was just out there totally exposed.
Even though pranks were part of our teams culture and I was the mastermind behind most of them, I was completely mortified.
I was utterly exposed to some of my teammates behind me. Bent over stuck in a scrum with my shorts and boxers now slipping down to my knees, with my naked ass out along with my flaccid penis and balls, dangling between my legs. I remember it was a winter game so nothing was very big if you know what I mean which added to the humiliation.
I heard some boys behind me laughing saying things like ‘it’s a full moon tonight boys’ and ‘his arsehole is out!’.
The scrum went on for about a minute until it collapsed.
Everyone fell into a heap including Paul. I was in the pile up concerned maybe I was injured and for a split second I forgot that I was naked from the waste down. I could feel that someone had inadvertently had their face pressed into my naked ass in the pileup, it felt completely humiliating.
Eventually it was over and I scrambled to get my shorts back up not before most of the other players had noticed I was exposed and started crying with laughter. Fair to say I lost alot of street cred that day amongst my team mates…