Ready for Your Present? (Complete - 09 Feb 2026)
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 9:54 am
Ready for Your Present?
(Or, Arlo's Birthday Predicament)
by QuirkyDeadpan
Author note(s): This is probably the first short story I've finished in years, and the first erotic story I've ever written.
The appearance of the character Sam is based on the British female pornstar Theo. I apologize if her dialogue doesn't sound very British, as I'm an American... an attempt was made. The characters of Chrissy, Missy, Sissy, and Justice are lifted (poorly) from the 2001 film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The appearance of the character Fiona is loosely based on Fairuza Balk's character Dorothy in the 1985 film Return to Oz.
Part 1
Arlo Peter Reed was an ordinary seventeen-year-old boy, just under six feet tall and lanky, with medium-length wavy, shaggy brunet hair and green eyes. Despite his average looks and diffident nature, he was an exceptional student, except in STEM and athletics. Though he had acquaintances from several social groups, his close friends were mostly girls. He found them natural confidantes, unlike many of the boys that attended his high school, whom he thought overly boorish and antagonistic.
He was not an unattractive boy, though no girl had ever really espoused any romantic interest in or attraction to him, except as the butt of a joke. Arlo was woefully inexperienced in matters of the heart—and sex. He had never so much as held hands with a girl. He was completely hopeless—and helpless—at talking to girls in a romantic context.
This was especially true of his so-far-unrequited crush on his best friend, the bookish, bespectacled, petite, eighteen-year-old redhead Hazel Leigh Archer. He was certain she already knew and was just humoring him for the sake of their friendship, but he was well and truly smitten. He was even hoping they would lose their virginities to each other, maybe not on his birthday—the Sunday after school let out, and a week before graduation—but hopefully some time before they both went off to their respective colleges.
What Arlo did not know about himself was that he was gifted in the genital department, slightly above average in length but also girthy. He had never measured himself down there or ever been seen naked by a girl, except for the incident the previous summer, when his mom walked in on him showering. That didn't count, because it was too embarrassing to even think about.
He didn't really even masturbate that regularly, not that he didn't think about it all the time, especially when his thoughts inevitably drifted to her. He was afraid of it becoming a maladaptive coping mechanism, like he had read about.
Today was Friday, his very last day of high school. As he was exempt from taking his final exams because he had passed all his classes, Arlo decided to sign himself out in the school office and leave early. Maybe he would go to the arcade for a bit, or read a book in the park while people-watching or something before going home, as he lived nearby.
He was sure that Hazel was taking her exams despite also being exempt, just because she could. He was hoping they could do something fun together this weekend for his birthday, and then he could finally tell her how he felt about her. Maybe he'd text her later?
Part 2
As he was walking down the sidewalk outside the park, trying to decide what to do and where to go next, a panel van with a faded fantasy mural on the side pulled up.
A voice called to him from the rolled-down passenger window, "Hey kid, where you headed? Need a ride?"
Distracted, Arlo said, "Sure. Can you please take me to the arcade?"
Normally, this would be considered a classic 'stranger danger' scenario, but the naïve Arlo was disarmed and obviously not thinking clearly, probably because the person who yelled from the van window was an attractive woman with long brunette hair and brown eyes.
"Climb in," she said, and the van's side door slid open.
The woman holding the door had dark blonde hair in a long bob with bangs, and brown eyes corrected by glasses. I'm Justice," she said, sliding the door closed. She returned to her seat, a loose couch cushion attached to the inside of the van with some rubber tie-down cords.
Arlo obviously had a thing for girls with glasses, and Justice was no exception. With his guard still down completely, he started to feel a little shy and flustered but tried to keep his composure.
Nodding to a woman with feathered blonde hair and blue eyes, seated on a jump seat, Justice continued, "That's Chrissy. The woman you already talked to is Sissy." Sissy turned and waved from the passenger seat with a convincing but fake smile.
"And driving is Missy." Another woman, with hazel eyes and long brown hair with two side pigtails, glanced in Arlo's direction in the rearview mirror. "We're in a band," Justice said matter-of-factly.
"Cool. I'm Arlo," Arlo said, totally buying the fake cover story, even though the women being dressed in all black in early summer was very odd... suspicious even.
"So, aren't you, like, supposed to be in school or whatever?" Chrissy said, not actually caring about the answer.
"Oh, half-day. For me, anyway. I passed all my classes, so I didn't have to take my exams."
Justice thought he was cute and didn't try to hide her curiosity. "How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Seventeen, but it's my birthday on Sunday. Next weekend is graduation."
"Barely legal, eh?" Sissy joked from up front. All the women laughed, though Justice was faking.
"Haha, yeah. Almost." Arlo forced a laugh and tried not to blush.
"Oh, leave Arlo alone, Sissy," Justice said. "He seems nice. Harmless."
Chrissy shot Justice a look, and soon, they seemed to be having an argument using only their eyes. Arlo, of course, was completely oblivious.
"Is anyone else getting a little too warm?" Arlo said, really starting to feel the heat and humidity inside the back of the van.
"We'll be at the arcade soon, kid," Sissy said, though they were clearly not taking him there.
Everything went black. Arlo fainted, crumpling to the van floor.
"Oh, my god! Is he okay?!" Justice was legitimately concerned for Arlo, whom she'd quickly grown to like.
"Probably just fainted from the heat," Sissy said nonchalantly. "Now, you won't have to waste those sedatives on him."
In Justice's hand, concealed from view, was a syringe she had secretly been hoping she wouldn't have to use on Arlo.
"Hey, help me get his clothes off," Chrissy said. It seemed that she wanted to help the teen cool off, but really, she just wanted a better look at his body.
"No!" Justice said. "I don't want to do that to him!"
"Don't lie, bitch. I know you're curious. I'll do it myself, then." Chrissy blindfolded Arlo, then placed a ball-gag in his open mouth, fastened it around his head, and began to strip him roughly. Soon, he was completely naked.
"Oh, wow," Justice said, shocked, but also shamefully aroused. "He's a got a nice body."
"Big, too," Chrissy said, poking a finger at his semi-erect penis, which was obviously that way because of Justice.
Her eyes wide, Justice wanted to touch him, but stopped herself. To keep busy, she gathered up Arlo's clothes and put them in his backpack. She tried not to notice Chrissy binding Arlo's hands and feet.
Sissy idly mused, "I wonder if one of those experimental Viagra patches we stole would work on him?"
Chrissy got excited. "Sure, Sis. Pass me back the bag." She turned to Justice. "Don't you want to see how big he gets?"
Justice didn't answer. She couldn't.
Sissy tossed the nylon bag, which looked like a small first-aid kit, which Chrissy caught one-handed. Chrissy retrieved one patch from the bag, containing an experimental, extended-release vasodilator drug, removed it from its wrapper, and stuck it to Arlo's abdomen, above his pubic area.
"Well, here's your chance, Juss. Get him hard."
"I shouldn't. I can't," Justice said, beginning to sob quietly.
"Fine," Chrissy said, removing a mini bullet vibrator from her purse. "I guess I have to do everything around here." She turned it on and placed it on Arlo's glans, which, combined with the effects of the patch, quickly made his penis fully erect.
The buzzing of the vibrator and the sensation of his now-prominent erection woke Arlo, and he began to grunt and roll back and forth. He couldn't tell how long he had been out—maybe an hour or two at most?—and he couldn't really see, speak, or move, but he could tell he was still in a van. Probably the same van, given the ambient sound.
"Shit, now he's awake! Dammit!" Chrissy said, mad that Arlo was spoiling her fun.
"Can't we just let him go?" Justice pleaded.
"He knows our names and what we look like, Juss," Sissy chimed in from the front. "It's no good now."
"Maybe we can find a preschool to drop him at or something," Chrissy said cruelly.
"That's evil, even for you! I don't want him to end up on the sex offender list!" Justice interjected.
"You totally like him, don't you? I always knew you were the weak link. Fuck it, we'll find a teen after-school program place, with, like, a tennis court or some shit."
"Just don't hurt him!"
"Whatever."
They drove around some more until they found the kind of place Chrissy had described. They pulled the van into the almost empty parking lot of a brick, school-like building with attached playground—complete with chain-link fence—and separate, fenced-in sports fields.
"Alright, time to rock," Sissy said. "Girls, hold down the fort. We'll be right back. Jussy, you're coming with me. I want to make sure this gets done right."
Seeing no other way out, Justice slung Arlo's backpack over her shoulder and clandestinely put the sedative syringe in her pocket.
"Get his feet and I'll grab his arms. Looks like we're just in time for recess," Sissy pointed to the bustling, chaotic playground, full of young and teen girls alike, "so hopefully we'll be in and out and won't get caught. Unless you fuck it up somehow."
Justice said nothing, and together, they carried Arlo to the metal double doors—luckily for them, still unlocked—and inside, to a small cafeteria with rows of tables. Sissy found a table with attached bench seat and they dumped Arlo's sweaty, naked body on top of it.
"What are you doing?" Justice said, frantic.
"Tying his arms and legs to the table supports, duh. Help me, he's slippery!"
Justice complied, and it was soon done. She placed his backpack by the end of the table.
"Give me the syringe. I know you still have it. I want to make sure he's out for a little longer," Sissy said coldly.
"No, I'll do it," Justice said, injecting the sedative into his forearm. "I'm sorry, Arlo," she said quietly and sadly, and lightly touched his shoulder.
Sissy took a piece of paper and a marker from her pocket and began hastily scribbling a note, which read, 'My name is Arlo. It's my eighteenth birthday and I still need my spankings!,' along with a little devil head emoji.
"What's that you're writing?"
"Just a little fun for all the girls, Jussy," she said, placing the note on Arlo's chest. "Now that you've said your goodbyes, let's go, or I'm gonna leave your ass. And I'm sure you don't want to have to explain yourself to whoever's in charge here. Or the police!"
The two women sprinted outside to their idling van, the building's doors slamming behind them, just as some of the girls started to come back inside after recess.
Just as the van peeled out of the parking lot, Arlo's world went black again.
(Or, Arlo's Birthday Predicament)
by QuirkyDeadpan
Author note(s): This is probably the first short story I've finished in years, and the first erotic story I've ever written.
The appearance of the character Sam is based on the British female pornstar Theo. I apologize if her dialogue doesn't sound very British, as I'm an American... an attempt was made. The characters of Chrissy, Missy, Sissy, and Justice are lifted (poorly) from the 2001 film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The appearance of the character Fiona is loosely based on Fairuza Balk's character Dorothy in the 1985 film Return to Oz.
Part 1
Arlo Peter Reed was an ordinary seventeen-year-old boy, just under six feet tall and lanky, with medium-length wavy, shaggy brunet hair and green eyes. Despite his average looks and diffident nature, he was an exceptional student, except in STEM and athletics. Though he had acquaintances from several social groups, his close friends were mostly girls. He found them natural confidantes, unlike many of the boys that attended his high school, whom he thought overly boorish and antagonistic.
He was not an unattractive boy, though no girl had ever really espoused any romantic interest in or attraction to him, except as the butt of a joke. Arlo was woefully inexperienced in matters of the heart—and sex. He had never so much as held hands with a girl. He was completely hopeless—and helpless—at talking to girls in a romantic context.
This was especially true of his so-far-unrequited crush on his best friend, the bookish, bespectacled, petite, eighteen-year-old redhead Hazel Leigh Archer. He was certain she already knew and was just humoring him for the sake of their friendship, but he was well and truly smitten. He was even hoping they would lose their virginities to each other, maybe not on his birthday—the Sunday after school let out, and a week before graduation—but hopefully some time before they both went off to their respective colleges.
What Arlo did not know about himself was that he was gifted in the genital department, slightly above average in length but also girthy. He had never measured himself down there or ever been seen naked by a girl, except for the incident the previous summer, when his mom walked in on him showering. That didn't count, because it was too embarrassing to even think about.
He didn't really even masturbate that regularly, not that he didn't think about it all the time, especially when his thoughts inevitably drifted to her. He was afraid of it becoming a maladaptive coping mechanism, like he had read about.
Today was Friday, his very last day of high school. As he was exempt from taking his final exams because he had passed all his classes, Arlo decided to sign himself out in the school office and leave early. Maybe he would go to the arcade for a bit, or read a book in the park while people-watching or something before going home, as he lived nearby.
He was sure that Hazel was taking her exams despite also being exempt, just because she could. He was hoping they could do something fun together this weekend for his birthday, and then he could finally tell her how he felt about her. Maybe he'd text her later?
Part 2
As he was walking down the sidewalk outside the park, trying to decide what to do and where to go next, a panel van with a faded fantasy mural on the side pulled up.
A voice called to him from the rolled-down passenger window, "Hey kid, where you headed? Need a ride?"
Distracted, Arlo said, "Sure. Can you please take me to the arcade?"
Normally, this would be considered a classic 'stranger danger' scenario, but the naïve Arlo was disarmed and obviously not thinking clearly, probably because the person who yelled from the van window was an attractive woman with long brunette hair and brown eyes.
"Climb in," she said, and the van's side door slid open.
The woman holding the door had dark blonde hair in a long bob with bangs, and brown eyes corrected by glasses. I'm Justice," she said, sliding the door closed. She returned to her seat, a loose couch cushion attached to the inside of the van with some rubber tie-down cords.
Arlo obviously had a thing for girls with glasses, and Justice was no exception. With his guard still down completely, he started to feel a little shy and flustered but tried to keep his composure.
Nodding to a woman with feathered blonde hair and blue eyes, seated on a jump seat, Justice continued, "That's Chrissy. The woman you already talked to is Sissy." Sissy turned and waved from the passenger seat with a convincing but fake smile.
"And driving is Missy." Another woman, with hazel eyes and long brown hair with two side pigtails, glanced in Arlo's direction in the rearview mirror. "We're in a band," Justice said matter-of-factly.
"Cool. I'm Arlo," Arlo said, totally buying the fake cover story, even though the women being dressed in all black in early summer was very odd... suspicious even.
"So, aren't you, like, supposed to be in school or whatever?" Chrissy said, not actually caring about the answer.
"Oh, half-day. For me, anyway. I passed all my classes, so I didn't have to take my exams."
Justice thought he was cute and didn't try to hide her curiosity. "How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Seventeen, but it's my birthday on Sunday. Next weekend is graduation."
"Barely legal, eh?" Sissy joked from up front. All the women laughed, though Justice was faking.
"Haha, yeah. Almost." Arlo forced a laugh and tried not to blush.
"Oh, leave Arlo alone, Sissy," Justice said. "He seems nice. Harmless."
Chrissy shot Justice a look, and soon, they seemed to be having an argument using only their eyes. Arlo, of course, was completely oblivious.
"Is anyone else getting a little too warm?" Arlo said, really starting to feel the heat and humidity inside the back of the van.
"We'll be at the arcade soon, kid," Sissy said, though they were clearly not taking him there.
Everything went black. Arlo fainted, crumpling to the van floor.
"Oh, my god! Is he okay?!" Justice was legitimately concerned for Arlo, whom she'd quickly grown to like.
"Probably just fainted from the heat," Sissy said nonchalantly. "Now, you won't have to waste those sedatives on him."
In Justice's hand, concealed from view, was a syringe she had secretly been hoping she wouldn't have to use on Arlo.
"Hey, help me get his clothes off," Chrissy said. It seemed that she wanted to help the teen cool off, but really, she just wanted a better look at his body.
"No!" Justice said. "I don't want to do that to him!"
"Don't lie, bitch. I know you're curious. I'll do it myself, then." Chrissy blindfolded Arlo, then placed a ball-gag in his open mouth, fastened it around his head, and began to strip him roughly. Soon, he was completely naked.
"Oh, wow," Justice said, shocked, but also shamefully aroused. "He's a got a nice body."
"Big, too," Chrissy said, poking a finger at his semi-erect penis, which was obviously that way because of Justice.
Her eyes wide, Justice wanted to touch him, but stopped herself. To keep busy, she gathered up Arlo's clothes and put them in his backpack. She tried not to notice Chrissy binding Arlo's hands and feet.
Sissy idly mused, "I wonder if one of those experimental Viagra patches we stole would work on him?"
Chrissy got excited. "Sure, Sis. Pass me back the bag." She turned to Justice. "Don't you want to see how big he gets?"
Justice didn't answer. She couldn't.
Sissy tossed the nylon bag, which looked like a small first-aid kit, which Chrissy caught one-handed. Chrissy retrieved one patch from the bag, containing an experimental, extended-release vasodilator drug, removed it from its wrapper, and stuck it to Arlo's abdomen, above his pubic area.
"Well, here's your chance, Juss. Get him hard."
"I shouldn't. I can't," Justice said, beginning to sob quietly.
"Fine," Chrissy said, removing a mini bullet vibrator from her purse. "I guess I have to do everything around here." She turned it on and placed it on Arlo's glans, which, combined with the effects of the patch, quickly made his penis fully erect.
The buzzing of the vibrator and the sensation of his now-prominent erection woke Arlo, and he began to grunt and roll back and forth. He couldn't tell how long he had been out—maybe an hour or two at most?—and he couldn't really see, speak, or move, but he could tell he was still in a van. Probably the same van, given the ambient sound.
"Shit, now he's awake! Dammit!" Chrissy said, mad that Arlo was spoiling her fun.
"Can't we just let him go?" Justice pleaded.
"He knows our names and what we look like, Juss," Sissy chimed in from the front. "It's no good now."
"Maybe we can find a preschool to drop him at or something," Chrissy said cruelly.
"That's evil, even for you! I don't want him to end up on the sex offender list!" Justice interjected.
"You totally like him, don't you? I always knew you were the weak link. Fuck it, we'll find a teen after-school program place, with, like, a tennis court or some shit."
"Just don't hurt him!"
"Whatever."
They drove around some more until they found the kind of place Chrissy had described. They pulled the van into the almost empty parking lot of a brick, school-like building with attached playground—complete with chain-link fence—and separate, fenced-in sports fields.
"Alright, time to rock," Sissy said. "Girls, hold down the fort. We'll be right back. Jussy, you're coming with me. I want to make sure this gets done right."
Seeing no other way out, Justice slung Arlo's backpack over her shoulder and clandestinely put the sedative syringe in her pocket.
"Get his feet and I'll grab his arms. Looks like we're just in time for recess," Sissy pointed to the bustling, chaotic playground, full of young and teen girls alike, "so hopefully we'll be in and out and won't get caught. Unless you fuck it up somehow."
Justice said nothing, and together, they carried Arlo to the metal double doors—luckily for them, still unlocked—and inside, to a small cafeteria with rows of tables. Sissy found a table with attached bench seat and they dumped Arlo's sweaty, naked body on top of it.
"What are you doing?" Justice said, frantic.
"Tying his arms and legs to the table supports, duh. Help me, he's slippery!"
Justice complied, and it was soon done. She placed his backpack by the end of the table.
"Give me the syringe. I know you still have it. I want to make sure he's out for a little longer," Sissy said coldly.
"No, I'll do it," Justice said, injecting the sedative into his forearm. "I'm sorry, Arlo," she said quietly and sadly, and lightly touched his shoulder.
Sissy took a piece of paper and a marker from her pocket and began hastily scribbling a note, which read, 'My name is Arlo. It's my eighteenth birthday and I still need my spankings!,' along with a little devil head emoji.
"What's that you're writing?"
"Just a little fun for all the girls, Jussy," she said, placing the note on Arlo's chest. "Now that you've said your goodbyes, let's go, or I'm gonna leave your ass. And I'm sure you don't want to have to explain yourself to whoever's in charge here. Or the police!"
The two women sprinted outside to their idling van, the building's doors slamming behind them, just as some of the girls started to come back inside after recess.
Just as the van peeled out of the parking lot, Arlo's world went black again.