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Wife’s first sph
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 10:49 am
by JH1908
Short story here, but something that happened this past weekend.
We had a gathering with my wife’s family and some of her friends for a belated birthday celebration, everyone was having a drink and was enjoying themselves.
I can’t remember how it got brought up but my wife’s sister was talking about penis size and how her ex was really tall and made a comment about everything being in proportion.
When without thinking, my wife instantly says “I wish that was always the case” and made a pinky finger hand gesture.
Everyone laughed hysterically, and now my in-laws plus many of her friends know I’m below average!
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:45 pm
by Skylar21

Now, thanks to your wife, family and friends have something to tease you about.
On a humiliation scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being highest, where do you fall with this sph?
Maybe your wife will dole out more sph in the future.

Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 6:41 pm
by RaccoonBatteryStaple
JH1908 wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 10:49 am
When without thinking, my wife instantly says “I wish that was always the case” and made a pinky finger hand gesture.
Everyone laughed hysterically, and now my in-laws plus many of her friends know I’m below average!
Now that you're out of any embarrassment in the moment, do you like that?
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 9:49 pm
by NickTwisp
All it would take is about 2 Manhattans (or other equivalent type of cocktail) for my (late) father to say something embarrassing like that at a gathering. Often directed at his son (me) remarking about private parts.
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:42 pm
by JH1908
Skylar21 wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 5:45 pm

Now, thanks to your wife, family and friends have something to tease you about.
On a humiliation scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being highest, where do you fall with this sph?
Maybe your wife will dole out more sph in the future.
Id say a 5, because although i’m definitely on the smaller side id say I'm closer to average overall and not tiny. It was the first time she’s ever brought it up really, so maybe she will again
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:43 pm
by JH1908
Everyone laughed hysterically, and now my in-laws plus many of her friends know I’m below average!
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Now that you're out of any embarrassment in the moment, do you like that?
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Yeah, although humiliating at the time, quite interesting thinking her family/friends may have pictured me like that, or even discussed it since etc.
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 5:48 pm
by Skylar21
JH1908 wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:42 pm
...i’m definitely on the smaller side id say I'm closer to average overall and not tiny. It was the first time she’s ever brought it up really, so maybe she will again
Do you look forward to your wife publicly commenting on your penis size again?

Humiliation can be an "interesting" feeling. Not always desirable at the time, but arousing later.
Perhaps your wife has discovered a regular topic of conversation among her friends and family; and for you, something to endure.
Cheers!
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 6:43 pm
by RaccoonBatteryStaple
JH1908 wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:43 pm
RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 6:41 pm
JH1908 wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 10:49 am
Everyone laughed hysterically, and now my in-laws plus many of her friends know I’m below average!
Now that you're out of any embarrassment in the moment, do you like that?
Yeah, although humiliating at the time, quite interesting thinking her family/friends may have pictured me like that, or even discussed it since etc.
Nice!
I remember the time one of my classmates called me out for being small in the locker room when I was in junior high. I'd peeked at the other boys enough to know he was probably right -- without question I was one of the least developed when this took place.
It was incredibly humiliating to have that said out loud and to have having to stand before several other boys as they looked at my equipment and reacted with agreement. I'd spent a lot of time attempting to avoid having my size noticed, so being exposed actually gave me a sudden sense of liberation because it wasn't a secret anymore.
Even though I felt ashamed because I didn't measure up to my peers, it also felt kinda good that they all knew so I no longer had to try and hide it.
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 8:02 pm
by JH1908
Skylar21 wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 5:48 pm
JH1908 wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:42 pm
...i’m definitely on the smaller side id say I'm closer to average overall and not tiny. It was the first time she’s ever brought it up really, so maybe she will again
Do you look forward to your wife publicly commenting on your penis size again?

Humiliation can be an "interesting" feeling. Not always desirable at the time, but arousing later.
Perhaps your wife has discovered a regular topic of conversation among her friends and family; and for you, something to endure.
Cheers!
I don’t know if looking forward to it is the right term. But I’m definitely intrigued to see if next time we are all together to see if someone brings it up.
I’ve pictured her sister or her friends asking her about it since she let slip
Re: Wife’s first sph
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 8:03 pm
by JH1908
RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 6:43 pm
JH1908 wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:43 pm
RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 6:41 pm
Now that you're out of any embarrassment in the moment, do you like that?
Yeah, although humiliating at the time, quite interesting thinking her family/friends may have pictured me like that, or even discussed it since etc.
Nice!
I remember the time one of my classmates called me out for being small in the locker room when I was in junior high. I'd peeked at the other boys enough to know he was probably right -- without question I was one of the least developed when this took place.
It was incredibly humiliating to have that said out loud and to have having to stand before several other boys as they looked at my equipment and reacted with agreement. I'd spent a lot of time attempting to avoid having my size noticed, so being exposed was actually freeing because it wasn't a secret anymore.
Even though I felt ashamed because I didn't measure up to my peers, it also felt kinda good that they all knew so I no longer had to try and hide it.
Ouch! At that age in those formative years it must’ve been rough. I know the feeling of those changing room days because I’ve definitely always considered myself a grow’er not a show’er! Although it sounds like my wife might not agree with that either haha