David
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2026 2:08 pm
David
It was right after a Delta Iota Kappa meeting. Matt, the Chapter President, and Hunk, the Vice-President, were seated at a table with me, Rory, and Rick, the three newest members. Also there was Tami, the President of Gamma Nu Tau, which was ΔI E’s sister sorority.
Rory and Rick and I looked at each other. We’d been asked by Matt to stay after the meeting. What was this all about? we wondered. And why was Tami there?
Matt looked at a notebook in front of him, and then looked back up at us.
“Dave, Rory, Rick,” Matt started hesitantly, “I know that the three of you are aware of the service requirement for all the members of ΔIE,” he started. We nodded. “I’m looking at our notes for the year, and the three of you are about four hours short. and it’s May—almost the end of the year.”
We just nodded. Matt was right.
“Now, I’m afraid there aren’t any more service opportunities for the fraternity,” Matt went on, looking at his notebook. “We assisted with the Humanities Conference last February, and participated in campus cleanup efforts. None of you took part in those.” He looked up at us. “You all had a chance,” he said. “Where were you?”
I spoke up. “Those weekends we were slammed with homework! I had a term paper that was due in February. And during the conference I had to go home for my sister’s wedding.”
Rick piped up, “I was too busy too,” he admitted, then went on to make his excuse. Rory followed suit.
Matt sighed. “Well, the fact remains that you are short on service hours. You need four hours of service each, to fulfill the requirement.” He paused. “And there aren’t any more service projects on our calendar.”
Tami chimed in. “That’s where I think Γ Ν Τ can help,” she said, smiling.
“Okay,” Rory looked puzzled. “What do you mean?”
“Γ Ν Τ is planning on one more event,” Tami explained. “We’re doing a project with the Art students. It’s kind of a . . .well, a living statue exhibit.”
Matt jumped in, “And if you each can contribute four hours of service to this exhibit, we can count it toward your four-hour requirement for Δ I E.”
Rick looked puzzled. “What exactly is a living statue exhibit?”
“We take over the wooded park behind the sorority house, and set up pedestals and stuff. Then, people stand on them posing as famous statues. For instance, Kelli is going to pose as the famous statue of Juliet in Verona. She’ll be all made up in grey body paint, like a statue. She’ll have on a grey wig, and her dress will be grey to match. She’ll look like a grey stone statue. She stands on her pedestal completely still, and pose like the actual Juliet statue whenever people go by and see her. She’ll look just like a sculpture.” Tami grinned and winked. “Except of course, if she wants, she can break the pose slightly and surprise people by moving her arm, or her foot, or by saying something.” She chuckled. “It’ll be fun.”
I nodded. It did sound interesting.
“Melissa is going to be the Statue of Liberty,” Tami went on, “and Heather is going to be the Little Mermaid statue from Copenhagen. We have Melissa’s boyfriend Andrew who is going to be the Lincoln statue from the Lincoln Memorial.” She was obviously excited about it.
“So, what do you need us for?” Rory asked.
Tami smiled. “We want to do three more male statues,” she explained. “We want to do the ‘Laughing Buddha,’ and Rodin’s ‘Thinker’” she hesitated, “and we want to do the ‘David’ statue.”
I’d never heard of any of these, other than the Statue of Liberty. I wasn’t even sure what the Lincoln Memorial statue looked like—I’d never been to Washington. I looked over at Rory and Rick. They obviously didn’t recognize the names either.
“Well,” I said slowly, “I guess I can do David, since that’s my name.”
“Good,” Tami smiled. “And Rory, you can be the Laughing Buddha,” she looked at Rory’s corpulent stomach. “You’ll be perfect.”
Rory grinned. “So finally my extra lard is going to do some good,” he chuckled.
“And I guess that leaves me for the ‘Thinker,’ then,” Rick sat back in his chair.
“Right.”
“I guess I can stand there and think,” he grinned.
“Oh,” Tami chuckled, “Yours is the easy one. The Thinker is sitting down while he thinks.”
“Even better,” Rick sighed. “Okay, I’m in.”
Matt looed at the three of us. “Okay, then, Dave, Rick, Rory,” he nodded. “That should take care of your service requirement.”
. . . . . . . .
That evening, back in my room, I got to thinking. I was going to be David. Yeah, David, King of Israel. I’d get to stand there regally and wear probably a robe and crown . . .come to think of it, what was David wearing for that statue?
I pulled up my laptop and typed in “david statue” on the keyboard. Immediately on the screen popped up a bunch of pictures of old-time statues. I picked one at random. The caption said “Statue of David—Bernini.”
I enlarged it. It was different from what I expected. For one thing, David was shirtless. I guess I could do that. He had a big cloth covering his midsection, not too tightly, but enough to cover the genitalia amply. He was in the coolest pose—more of an action shot. He had a slingshot in his hands, with a big old rock loaded into it, and the fiercest look on his face, and he looked like he was about to bonk old Goliath right between the eyes with it. I wasn’t crazy about the costume, but I liked the pose. I could do that, I guessed, if I could pull that cloth up just a little more.
Just for fun, I pulled up “Laughing Buddha.” It was the perfect choice for Rory. He was seated cross-legged on the ground, or maybe a pillow. His top was undone right down to his pants, and his ample belly was showing, along with some saggy breasts—the guy had man-boobs. I grinned. Rory was gonna love this.
Rick was in for a surprise with Rodin’s “Thinker.” The Thinker was thinking stark naked, sitting on a seat, head propped up in one hand, without a stitch on. It did help that the legs were pretty close together, so that you’d have to peer in between the legs to see the groin area. I chuckled. I thought for a moment of alerting Rick, then decided to let it be a surprise—he sure would be caught off guard!
. . . . . . . .
As directed, we showed up at the Γ Ν Τ house at 8:30 for make-up, as directed. The exhibit was to start at 10, and would run through 1 PM. We were told to go various rooms, where they would apply face and body paint to us and give us our costumes.
Andrew walked by us. His face and hands were completely covered with light gray makeup. He had on an artificial beard, also gray, and his old-fashioned tux and stovepipe hat were gray also. He grinned as he saw us.
“How do I look?” he chuckled.
“Like someone living at a Gettysburg address,” Rick laughed.
Actually, it looked pretty good. Andrew stopped for a minute and stood perfectly still—and, by gosh, he did look like a statue of Lincoln!
He pointed back to a door to a room in back. “They’re making up the statues back there,” he explained. “Just go through there and they’ll get you made up.”
We went back and sat down on the chairs next to the door. “I can go first,” said Rory, “since I have more territory for them to cover.” He looked down at his ample girth and grinned.
Just then the door opened and Kelli walked out. For a statue, she looked lovely. Her makeup was a light bronze, and she was wearing a long dress that came down and covered her feet. The top was sleeveless, and there was a bodice delicately covering her breasts.
As Rory went in to be made up, I admired Kelli’s “Juliet” costume. She grinned at me. “Do you like it?”
“Yeah, It’s beautiful, actually.” I gazed up and down her.
I should probably explain that Kelli was my official “little sister” from Γ Ν Τ. At the time of our initiation, every guy from Δ I E was assigned a “little sister,” who could accompany him to Greek outings, and projects, and generally hang out with him. Often, the two would get pretty close, which I think was the intention. So Kelli was not really a fiancée, but was more than just a fuck-buddy. Somewhere in between, I guess.
She looked at me now, with her cute grin. “I’ve been reading up on this Juliet statue,” she said. “When visitors came to see it, the story was that if they fondled Juliet’s right breast, they would be lucky in love.” She laughed.
“I bet it got her breast a lot of attention,” I grinned.
“Well, I hope no one around here knows the story.” She grinned at me. “Except you, Dave. If you want to caress my breast, you’ll certainly get lucky tonight. I’ll see to it.” She did a kiss-y thing with her lips, then winked again.
A girl I didn’t recognize came up to us. “Ready, Kelli?” she asked. “I’m going to show you to your spot in the garden.”
“Ah, sure.” Kelli turned to her. “Let’s go. She turned back to me, smiled, and winked at me again, then turned back and left with the girl.
Just then the door behind me opened and Rori came out. I didn’t recognize him at first. There was jade green makeup all over his face and his body. His hair was covered by a green skullcap, so well that he appeared totally bald. He was dressed in a red over-the-head robe, which had a neck-collar that drooped ‘way down, all the way below his belly, so that his breasts and his belly were perfectly visible. A pair of undies could be seen, ringing the bottom of his abdomen. He carried a dark red cushion with him.
“Boy, do I feel stupid!” he complained to us.
Rick and I were suppressing laughs, not wanting to hurt Rory. “You look, ah . . . ah, good!” I managed.
“Great,” Rick grunted out. “Just like the real Buddha.”
Just then Mandy poked her head out the door. “Next customer,” she announced, looking at me.
“Uh, sure,” I said, getting up and heading into the door.
. . . . . .
Mandy took me by the arm and led me past a long table to a sink in the corner. She sat me down on a chair in front of the sink, with my back to it.
“First we have to do your hair,” she explained. “I’ll need you to take off your shirt for this.”
I pulled my tee shirt up over my head, and handed it to Mandy.
The chair tipped back so my head was right over the sink, with me facing up. Tami came over with a bottle.
“Let’s see,” she looked down at me, “You’re David, right?”
“I always was,” I rejoined.
She laughed. “No, I mean you’re the statue of David. So we need a kind of marble gray. Like this,” she picked up a large gray towel, which was sort of rolled up in a tube. “We’re going to paint you this color.” She looked at the bottle in her hand, held it next to the towel, and made a disapproving sound. She put the bottle down, and picked up another one. “Now just lean back.”
As I tipped back over the sink she leaned over me and started wetting my hair with the hose. I felt her fingers running though my hair, and looked up to the neckline of her shirt; there was just a little bit of her cleavage showing.
She started scrubbing and lathering and doing all kinds of stuff to my hair.
“By the way, Dave,” she said as she worked my hair, “That towel I showed you? That’s your costume.”
Finally she finished scrubbing. Then she had me sit up.
“Okay,” she mused. We’ll need about twenty minutes. Meanwhile we can start applying body paint.”
The chair was brought back to upright position. Mandy took my arm and led me over to the table, and had me lie down on my stomach. She and Tami started opening bottles. I felt their hands, holding sponges, starting to rub up and down my back, applying some kind of light creamy stuff all over it. Tami’s sponge slid around on my upper back, and slipped over my shoulders. I felt Mandy rubbing my lower back.
“Okay,” Tami announced. “Turn over onto your back.”
I rolled over. The two girls started smearing makeup on my front. Mandy was obviously enjoying rubbing my chest. Her finger would rub across my nipple, tickling it every so often, and grinning at me. Meanwhile, Mandy’s hand rubbed all over my belly with her sponge, around and around, all the way down to my pants. Then she rubbed the stuff onto my sides, and up to my arms.
Mandy’s watch beeped. She looked at it.
“Time’s up,” she announced. “We can rinse his hair now.”
They led me back over the sink. Tami leaned over me again, her breast in my face, and started squirting water all over my hair, then letting it drain. They had me sit up then, and dried my hair briskly with a towel.
“Now back to the table, and we can finish with the makeup.”
I was laid down on the table again, face up. Using sponges, the two girls applied makeup to my arms and hands, with sponges, and they used makeup brushes to paint my face, being careful not to get it in my eyes. As Tami hovered over my face, she grinned mischievously down at me.
“You’re going to be the star of the show, Dave,” she predicted.
Mandy started unbuttoning my jeans. She looked at me, grinning. “We have to body-paint your legs and feet,” she explained. So I let her remove my shoes and pull my jeans off. Now I was just in my underwear.
“Ooooh! Cute undies!” Tami cooed. She slipped her fingers under the elastic. Mandy did the same on the other side, and they started pulling my underpants off me.
“Hey! Wait a minute!” I yelped. “I want to keep those on!” I squirmed. “Don’t I have that towel thing over my middle as part of my costume?”
Tami grinned in amusement. “I don’t think so,” she said. “Let’s be sure.”
She pulled out her phone and typed in something with her fingers. Then she scrolled, and looked at the screen. “No, I was right,” she said. “It’s actually your sling. It goes over your left shoulder.”
She leaned over and showed me the picture. I read the caption:
“Michelangelo—'David.’ Galleria di Accademia, Florence.”
I looked at the statue in horror. It was different than the one I’d seen before. This David did in fact have a rolled-up sling—he was holding it over his left shoulder, so you couldn’t see most of it from the front.
The rest of him was completely nude—stark naked, right down to the tip of his penis.
Unlike the other statue, this David was standing, looking calm and content, as if standing in the nude was an everyday thing for him. His physique looked muscular, and his face looked placid and confident, as if he was thinking “Ain’t I beautiful?” The muscles in his calves and thighs looked well-developed. The only thing a bit odd was his crotch—his testicles looked man-sized, but his penis looked awfully short—not the sort of thing that he’d brag about.
And I was going to stand for three hours like this!
I looked up at Tami, then at Mandy. They were both grinning at me.
“Oh, don’t worry, Dave.” Mandy chuckled. “We’re going to give you a waist towel to wear to go out there.”
“You’d better!” I felt a little relieved.
“Just in case, though,” Tami smirked, “we have to color all of you. Some of this might show, around the towel.”
“But I’ll have the towel when I go out there, right?”
“Of course,” Mandy grinned, “We don’t want you feeling embarrassed, do we?”
By now they had gotten my underpants down off my legs and over my feet. I was as naked as—as David. Mandy poured some body paint into a shallow bowl, and started rubbing it up my thigh with her sponge.
They did a pretty thorough job of covering me with body paint. I felt their hands moving their sponges around on my feet, my calves, and my thighs. They made me turn on my stomach, as they did the back of my legs.
“Nice ass,” Mandy chortled. She squeezed my butt cheek with her fingers, then started rubbing her sponge around on my butt cheeks.
“I think it’s better than the statue’s ass,” Tami observed.
Once they had the back of me covered, they had me stand up. Mandy held me by the arm while Tami applied the body paint to my penis with the makeup brush. She went very carefully over the top, and around the tip, then lifted my penis with two fingers. I shuddered as I felt the brush going down the underside of my penis.
“Hold still for me, Dave.” Tami admonished me.
She continued to hold my penis up whole she painted my testicles. Again, I felt the brush tickling the bottom of my testicles as she applied the paint. She grinned. “This is fun,” she giggled, giving my penis a playful little squeeze.
When she was done, she stood up and stood back to look. She and Mandy slowly walked around me, surveying their work.
“We forgot something,” Mandy pointed out.
She took the sponge and knelt down in front of me. She started dabbing me on my lower abdomen, right above my penis. She made a couple of dabs with the sponge, then drew back and looked.
“His pubic hairs needed color,” she observed. “I think they’re better now.”
“Go look at yourself, Dave,” Tami gestured toward a full-length mirror.
I went and stood in front of the mirror. Sure enough, I looked like a statue. A nude statue. It was my body, but in a marble color.
“Now,” Tami instructed, “don’t move. Just stand there, and breathe lightly. See if it doesn’t look like a statue.”
I did as instructed. Sure enough, the marble-grey and my inanimate body looked like an old sculpture. I had to hand it to these girls—they’d done a nice job of this.
Tami came up to me with a large gray towel. She wrapped it around my waist, and tucked it into itself. “There, Dave,” she said, “Does that feel better?”
“Oh, yes.” It did feel more reassuring. The idea of my standing like that was still a little disconcerting, but if my essentials were all covered, it wouldn’t be too bad.
“Okay,” I sighed. “I can do this.”
“Good!” Tami smiled brightly at me. “If you’ll just step outside the door now, you can send Rick in. Robin will be here in a minute to get you.” She handed me my sling.
I went outside. Two or three girls looked at me and whispered to each other, grinning. Oh, well, I thought, there’s going to be a certain amount of this as long as I’m standing around shirtless. I may as well get used to it.
A minute later, a tall girl wearing a light blue top and jean shorts came up to me. “You must be David,” she said, looking me up and down.
“That’s me,” I said.
“I’m Robin.” She took my right arm. “Let’s go, then, David. I’ll show you where you’ll be standing.”
Robin was a little taller than me, and it made me feel a little helpless, being led by her. We walked out the side door of the house, and headed into the park. It was a lightly wooded area, about a block long and a block wide. There were paths with benches leading into the park, winding around through the trees. As we went I saw places where the sorority had been setting up. One clearing near the path had a throne-like chair in it. Abraham Lincoln was already sitting in it. He was all a very light tan from body paint. He greeted us with a wave as we went by. If he hadn’t moved, I know I’d have mistaken him for a statue.
Another clearing had a round pedestal. The next had a jade green floor pillow-like thing on the ground.
I was led around a couple of curves, into a clearing where several paths intersected. The area had been also prepared by the sorority, with platforms and pedestals. One was low and round. Another had a rather large boulder sitting on it. Another was a square whit pedestal, about a foot high.
“You’re going to be right here,” Robin informed me, gesturing toward the square pedestal.
For the first time I noticed little signposts along the path, next to each spot. I read mine with interest:
“David. Sculpture by Michaelangelo. 1501-1504. Brancho ordinario. Galleria del accademia, Florence.
This was followed by a lot of information about the original sculpture, some of its features, such as the sling and the stone in David’s other hand, and how the statue was made, and the debate about where to place it. All pretty interesting, I guess.
“Does that look all right to you?” Robin asked.
“Ah, yeah, sure.” I really didn’t know much about art history, so I couldn’t say much.
“We’re almost ready to go,” Robin led me over to the pedestal. “You just stand in the middle here,” she had me step up onto the pedestal, “and I’ll help to pose you.”
Robin leaned over and took my left leg and turned it out a little. She looked at it, and nodded to herself. Then she leaned over and picked up something round, about the size of a baseball.
“It’s a stone,” she explained. “For the sling.”
She put it in my right hand, then turned my hand facing my leg. Then she put the sling in my left hand, and positioned my left arm up, so the sling went over my shoulder. Finally, she reached up and put her hand on my chin and turned my head slightly to the left. Then she stepped back.
“Perfect,” she said, looking me over. I think we’re ready.”
Meanwhile, I saw other figures being led in. I recognized a girl named Heather, who was all dressed in a mermaid costume. She was body-painted in a dark reddish paint, and was wearing her hair up. She had a sort of filmy dress thing around her legs, and was wearing a tube top. Her guide posed her sitting on the big rock.
A minute later, Kelli was led in, with her delicate dress. Her guide had her stand on the round pedestal, and positioned her so that her left arm was reaching up toward her face, covering her left breast. She looked over at me and grinned and winked. I winked back. Meanwhile, her guide had her right hand holding up her dress slightly.
Finally, Robin addressed us.
“You all have heard the phrase ‘as still as a statue.’ That’s how you have to act when people are looking at you. There will be some visitors who will try to make you move, by saying things to you, or even pretending to touch you. Don’t let them trick you into moving. Stay as still as you can. Above all, don’t talk to them. Yo can move slightly when there’s no one looking at you.”
She explained how to breathe. “Take slow deep breaths, all the way into your abdomen. Don’t just breathe into your chest. This way no one will notice any movement. Try it.”
We all tried it. It took some concentration, but we managed it.
“Good,” Robin nodded approvingly. “I think we’re about ready to start.” She looked at her watch. Then she nodded to Heather, the Little Mermaid.
Heather’s guide reached behind her and unfastened the back of her tube top, and took it off. Hethar’s round breasts were now exposed.
“Hey!” Heather yelped. “What are you doing?”
Meanwhile, robin came up to me and reached out for my towel. Before I could stop her, she yanked my towel off my waist, baring my entire midsection.
“Hey, wait!” I protested. ‘Tami said I could wear that in!”
Robin grinned at me. “I know,” she smirked. “She said you could wear it coming in. Well, now you’re in. So it’s time to take it off.” She tossed my towel on the ground.
So there I was, posed as David, totally naked. I saw Kelli looking over at me. She’d seen me naked before, but not outside like this. Heather was staring at my body too, as were the guides.
Robin stood there nodding approvingly. She stepped forward.
“Just this one thing,” she said, under her breath.
She reached out and slipped her hand between my thighs and slid it up. She took my penis in her fingers and pulled it forward, so that it was no longer hidden by my thighs. Then she stepped back and surveyed the result, nodding. “I think we’re ready to go.” She patted the bottom of my testicles, then grinned.
I heard Tami come in. “We’re going to start letting guests in now,” she announced. “Remember what we told you about not moving.” She looked around at all of us, nodding approval. Then she smiled and turned and left.
It was right after a Delta Iota Kappa meeting. Matt, the Chapter President, and Hunk, the Vice-President, were seated at a table with me, Rory, and Rick, the three newest members. Also there was Tami, the President of Gamma Nu Tau, which was ΔI E’s sister sorority.
Rory and Rick and I looked at each other. We’d been asked by Matt to stay after the meeting. What was this all about? we wondered. And why was Tami there?
Matt looked at a notebook in front of him, and then looked back up at us.
“Dave, Rory, Rick,” Matt started hesitantly, “I know that the three of you are aware of the service requirement for all the members of ΔIE,” he started. We nodded. “I’m looking at our notes for the year, and the three of you are about four hours short. and it’s May—almost the end of the year.”
We just nodded. Matt was right.
“Now, I’m afraid there aren’t any more service opportunities for the fraternity,” Matt went on, looking at his notebook. “We assisted with the Humanities Conference last February, and participated in campus cleanup efforts. None of you took part in those.” He looked up at us. “You all had a chance,” he said. “Where were you?”
I spoke up. “Those weekends we were slammed with homework! I had a term paper that was due in February. And during the conference I had to go home for my sister’s wedding.”
Rick piped up, “I was too busy too,” he admitted, then went on to make his excuse. Rory followed suit.
Matt sighed. “Well, the fact remains that you are short on service hours. You need four hours of service each, to fulfill the requirement.” He paused. “And there aren’t any more service projects on our calendar.”
Tami chimed in. “That’s where I think Γ Ν Τ can help,” she said, smiling.
“Okay,” Rory looked puzzled. “What do you mean?”
“Γ Ν Τ is planning on one more event,” Tami explained. “We’re doing a project with the Art students. It’s kind of a . . .well, a living statue exhibit.”
Matt jumped in, “And if you each can contribute four hours of service to this exhibit, we can count it toward your four-hour requirement for Δ I E.”
Rick looked puzzled. “What exactly is a living statue exhibit?”
“We take over the wooded park behind the sorority house, and set up pedestals and stuff. Then, people stand on them posing as famous statues. For instance, Kelli is going to pose as the famous statue of Juliet in Verona. She’ll be all made up in grey body paint, like a statue. She’ll have on a grey wig, and her dress will be grey to match. She’ll look like a grey stone statue. She stands on her pedestal completely still, and pose like the actual Juliet statue whenever people go by and see her. She’ll look just like a sculpture.” Tami grinned and winked. “Except of course, if she wants, she can break the pose slightly and surprise people by moving her arm, or her foot, or by saying something.” She chuckled. “It’ll be fun.”
I nodded. It did sound interesting.
“Melissa is going to be the Statue of Liberty,” Tami went on, “and Heather is going to be the Little Mermaid statue from Copenhagen. We have Melissa’s boyfriend Andrew who is going to be the Lincoln statue from the Lincoln Memorial.” She was obviously excited about it.
“So, what do you need us for?” Rory asked.
Tami smiled. “We want to do three more male statues,” she explained. “We want to do the ‘Laughing Buddha,’ and Rodin’s ‘Thinker’” she hesitated, “and we want to do the ‘David’ statue.”
I’d never heard of any of these, other than the Statue of Liberty. I wasn’t even sure what the Lincoln Memorial statue looked like—I’d never been to Washington. I looked over at Rory and Rick. They obviously didn’t recognize the names either.
“Well,” I said slowly, “I guess I can do David, since that’s my name.”
“Good,” Tami smiled. “And Rory, you can be the Laughing Buddha,” she looked at Rory’s corpulent stomach. “You’ll be perfect.”
Rory grinned. “So finally my extra lard is going to do some good,” he chuckled.
“And I guess that leaves me for the ‘Thinker,’ then,” Rick sat back in his chair.
“Right.”
“I guess I can stand there and think,” he grinned.
“Oh,” Tami chuckled, “Yours is the easy one. The Thinker is sitting down while he thinks.”
“Even better,” Rick sighed. “Okay, I’m in.”
Matt looed at the three of us. “Okay, then, Dave, Rick, Rory,” he nodded. “That should take care of your service requirement.”
. . . . . . . .
That evening, back in my room, I got to thinking. I was going to be David. Yeah, David, King of Israel. I’d get to stand there regally and wear probably a robe and crown . . .come to think of it, what was David wearing for that statue?
I pulled up my laptop and typed in “david statue” on the keyboard. Immediately on the screen popped up a bunch of pictures of old-time statues. I picked one at random. The caption said “Statue of David—Bernini.”
I enlarged it. It was different from what I expected. For one thing, David was shirtless. I guess I could do that. He had a big cloth covering his midsection, not too tightly, but enough to cover the genitalia amply. He was in the coolest pose—more of an action shot. He had a slingshot in his hands, with a big old rock loaded into it, and the fiercest look on his face, and he looked like he was about to bonk old Goliath right between the eyes with it. I wasn’t crazy about the costume, but I liked the pose. I could do that, I guessed, if I could pull that cloth up just a little more.
Just for fun, I pulled up “Laughing Buddha.” It was the perfect choice for Rory. He was seated cross-legged on the ground, or maybe a pillow. His top was undone right down to his pants, and his ample belly was showing, along with some saggy breasts—the guy had man-boobs. I grinned. Rory was gonna love this.
Rick was in for a surprise with Rodin’s “Thinker.” The Thinker was thinking stark naked, sitting on a seat, head propped up in one hand, without a stitch on. It did help that the legs were pretty close together, so that you’d have to peer in between the legs to see the groin area. I chuckled. I thought for a moment of alerting Rick, then decided to let it be a surprise—he sure would be caught off guard!
. . . . . . . .
As directed, we showed up at the Γ Ν Τ house at 8:30 for make-up, as directed. The exhibit was to start at 10, and would run through 1 PM. We were told to go various rooms, where they would apply face and body paint to us and give us our costumes.
Andrew walked by us. His face and hands were completely covered with light gray makeup. He had on an artificial beard, also gray, and his old-fashioned tux and stovepipe hat were gray also. He grinned as he saw us.
“How do I look?” he chuckled.
“Like someone living at a Gettysburg address,” Rick laughed.
Actually, it looked pretty good. Andrew stopped for a minute and stood perfectly still—and, by gosh, he did look like a statue of Lincoln!
He pointed back to a door to a room in back. “They’re making up the statues back there,” he explained. “Just go through there and they’ll get you made up.”
We went back and sat down on the chairs next to the door. “I can go first,” said Rory, “since I have more territory for them to cover.” He looked down at his ample girth and grinned.
Just then the door opened and Kelli walked out. For a statue, she looked lovely. Her makeup was a light bronze, and she was wearing a long dress that came down and covered her feet. The top was sleeveless, and there was a bodice delicately covering her breasts.
As Rory went in to be made up, I admired Kelli’s “Juliet” costume. She grinned at me. “Do you like it?”
“Yeah, It’s beautiful, actually.” I gazed up and down her.
I should probably explain that Kelli was my official “little sister” from Γ Ν Τ. At the time of our initiation, every guy from Δ I E was assigned a “little sister,” who could accompany him to Greek outings, and projects, and generally hang out with him. Often, the two would get pretty close, which I think was the intention. So Kelli was not really a fiancée, but was more than just a fuck-buddy. Somewhere in between, I guess.
She looked at me now, with her cute grin. “I’ve been reading up on this Juliet statue,” she said. “When visitors came to see it, the story was that if they fondled Juliet’s right breast, they would be lucky in love.” She laughed.
“I bet it got her breast a lot of attention,” I grinned.
“Well, I hope no one around here knows the story.” She grinned at me. “Except you, Dave. If you want to caress my breast, you’ll certainly get lucky tonight. I’ll see to it.” She did a kiss-y thing with her lips, then winked again.
A girl I didn’t recognize came up to us. “Ready, Kelli?” she asked. “I’m going to show you to your spot in the garden.”
“Ah, sure.” Kelli turned to her. “Let’s go. She turned back to me, smiled, and winked at me again, then turned back and left with the girl.
Just then the door behind me opened and Rori came out. I didn’t recognize him at first. There was jade green makeup all over his face and his body. His hair was covered by a green skullcap, so well that he appeared totally bald. He was dressed in a red over-the-head robe, which had a neck-collar that drooped ‘way down, all the way below his belly, so that his breasts and his belly were perfectly visible. A pair of undies could be seen, ringing the bottom of his abdomen. He carried a dark red cushion with him.
“Boy, do I feel stupid!” he complained to us.
Rick and I were suppressing laughs, not wanting to hurt Rory. “You look, ah . . . ah, good!” I managed.
“Great,” Rick grunted out. “Just like the real Buddha.”
Just then Mandy poked her head out the door. “Next customer,” she announced, looking at me.
“Uh, sure,” I said, getting up and heading into the door.
. . . . . .
Mandy took me by the arm and led me past a long table to a sink in the corner. She sat me down on a chair in front of the sink, with my back to it.
“First we have to do your hair,” she explained. “I’ll need you to take off your shirt for this.”
I pulled my tee shirt up over my head, and handed it to Mandy.
The chair tipped back so my head was right over the sink, with me facing up. Tami came over with a bottle.
“Let’s see,” she looked down at me, “You’re David, right?”
“I always was,” I rejoined.
She laughed. “No, I mean you’re the statue of David. So we need a kind of marble gray. Like this,” she picked up a large gray towel, which was sort of rolled up in a tube. “We’re going to paint you this color.” She looked at the bottle in her hand, held it next to the towel, and made a disapproving sound. She put the bottle down, and picked up another one. “Now just lean back.”
As I tipped back over the sink she leaned over me and started wetting my hair with the hose. I felt her fingers running though my hair, and looked up to the neckline of her shirt; there was just a little bit of her cleavage showing.
She started scrubbing and lathering and doing all kinds of stuff to my hair.
“By the way, Dave,” she said as she worked my hair, “That towel I showed you? That’s your costume.”
Finally she finished scrubbing. Then she had me sit up.
“Okay,” she mused. We’ll need about twenty minutes. Meanwhile we can start applying body paint.”
The chair was brought back to upright position. Mandy took my arm and led me over to the table, and had me lie down on my stomach. She and Tami started opening bottles. I felt their hands, holding sponges, starting to rub up and down my back, applying some kind of light creamy stuff all over it. Tami’s sponge slid around on my upper back, and slipped over my shoulders. I felt Mandy rubbing my lower back.
“Okay,” Tami announced. “Turn over onto your back.”
I rolled over. The two girls started smearing makeup on my front. Mandy was obviously enjoying rubbing my chest. Her finger would rub across my nipple, tickling it every so often, and grinning at me. Meanwhile, Mandy’s hand rubbed all over my belly with her sponge, around and around, all the way down to my pants. Then she rubbed the stuff onto my sides, and up to my arms.
Mandy’s watch beeped. She looked at it.
“Time’s up,” she announced. “We can rinse his hair now.”
They led me back over the sink. Tami leaned over me again, her breast in my face, and started squirting water all over my hair, then letting it drain. They had me sit up then, and dried my hair briskly with a towel.
“Now back to the table, and we can finish with the makeup.”
I was laid down on the table again, face up. Using sponges, the two girls applied makeup to my arms and hands, with sponges, and they used makeup brushes to paint my face, being careful not to get it in my eyes. As Tami hovered over my face, she grinned mischievously down at me.
“You’re going to be the star of the show, Dave,” she predicted.
Mandy started unbuttoning my jeans. She looked at me, grinning. “We have to body-paint your legs and feet,” she explained. So I let her remove my shoes and pull my jeans off. Now I was just in my underwear.
“Ooooh! Cute undies!” Tami cooed. She slipped her fingers under the elastic. Mandy did the same on the other side, and they started pulling my underpants off me.
“Hey! Wait a minute!” I yelped. “I want to keep those on!” I squirmed. “Don’t I have that towel thing over my middle as part of my costume?”
Tami grinned in amusement. “I don’t think so,” she said. “Let’s be sure.”
She pulled out her phone and typed in something with her fingers. Then she scrolled, and looked at the screen. “No, I was right,” she said. “It’s actually your sling. It goes over your left shoulder.”
She leaned over and showed me the picture. I read the caption:
“Michelangelo—'David.’ Galleria di Accademia, Florence.”
I looked at the statue in horror. It was different than the one I’d seen before. This David did in fact have a rolled-up sling—he was holding it over his left shoulder, so you couldn’t see most of it from the front.
The rest of him was completely nude—stark naked, right down to the tip of his penis.
Unlike the other statue, this David was standing, looking calm and content, as if standing in the nude was an everyday thing for him. His physique looked muscular, and his face looked placid and confident, as if he was thinking “Ain’t I beautiful?” The muscles in his calves and thighs looked well-developed. The only thing a bit odd was his crotch—his testicles looked man-sized, but his penis looked awfully short—not the sort of thing that he’d brag about.
And I was going to stand for three hours like this!
I looked up at Tami, then at Mandy. They were both grinning at me.
“Oh, don’t worry, Dave.” Mandy chuckled. “We’re going to give you a waist towel to wear to go out there.”
“You’d better!” I felt a little relieved.
“Just in case, though,” Tami smirked, “we have to color all of you. Some of this might show, around the towel.”
“But I’ll have the towel when I go out there, right?”
“Of course,” Mandy grinned, “We don’t want you feeling embarrassed, do we?”
By now they had gotten my underpants down off my legs and over my feet. I was as naked as—as David. Mandy poured some body paint into a shallow bowl, and started rubbing it up my thigh with her sponge.
They did a pretty thorough job of covering me with body paint. I felt their hands moving their sponges around on my feet, my calves, and my thighs. They made me turn on my stomach, as they did the back of my legs.
“Nice ass,” Mandy chortled. She squeezed my butt cheek with her fingers, then started rubbing her sponge around on my butt cheeks.
“I think it’s better than the statue’s ass,” Tami observed.
Once they had the back of me covered, they had me stand up. Mandy held me by the arm while Tami applied the body paint to my penis with the makeup brush. She went very carefully over the top, and around the tip, then lifted my penis with two fingers. I shuddered as I felt the brush going down the underside of my penis.
“Hold still for me, Dave.” Tami admonished me.
She continued to hold my penis up whole she painted my testicles. Again, I felt the brush tickling the bottom of my testicles as she applied the paint. She grinned. “This is fun,” she giggled, giving my penis a playful little squeeze.
When she was done, she stood up and stood back to look. She and Mandy slowly walked around me, surveying their work.
“We forgot something,” Mandy pointed out.
She took the sponge and knelt down in front of me. She started dabbing me on my lower abdomen, right above my penis. She made a couple of dabs with the sponge, then drew back and looked.
“His pubic hairs needed color,” she observed. “I think they’re better now.”
“Go look at yourself, Dave,” Tami gestured toward a full-length mirror.
I went and stood in front of the mirror. Sure enough, I looked like a statue. A nude statue. It was my body, but in a marble color.
“Now,” Tami instructed, “don’t move. Just stand there, and breathe lightly. See if it doesn’t look like a statue.”
I did as instructed. Sure enough, the marble-grey and my inanimate body looked like an old sculpture. I had to hand it to these girls—they’d done a nice job of this.
Tami came up to me with a large gray towel. She wrapped it around my waist, and tucked it into itself. “There, Dave,” she said, “Does that feel better?”
“Oh, yes.” It did feel more reassuring. The idea of my standing like that was still a little disconcerting, but if my essentials were all covered, it wouldn’t be too bad.
“Okay,” I sighed. “I can do this.”
“Good!” Tami smiled brightly at me. “If you’ll just step outside the door now, you can send Rick in. Robin will be here in a minute to get you.” She handed me my sling.
I went outside. Two or three girls looked at me and whispered to each other, grinning. Oh, well, I thought, there’s going to be a certain amount of this as long as I’m standing around shirtless. I may as well get used to it.
A minute later, a tall girl wearing a light blue top and jean shorts came up to me. “You must be David,” she said, looking me up and down.
“That’s me,” I said.
“I’m Robin.” She took my right arm. “Let’s go, then, David. I’ll show you where you’ll be standing.”
Robin was a little taller than me, and it made me feel a little helpless, being led by her. We walked out the side door of the house, and headed into the park. It was a lightly wooded area, about a block long and a block wide. There were paths with benches leading into the park, winding around through the trees. As we went I saw places where the sorority had been setting up. One clearing near the path had a throne-like chair in it. Abraham Lincoln was already sitting in it. He was all a very light tan from body paint. He greeted us with a wave as we went by. If he hadn’t moved, I know I’d have mistaken him for a statue.
Another clearing had a round pedestal. The next had a jade green floor pillow-like thing on the ground.
I was led around a couple of curves, into a clearing where several paths intersected. The area had been also prepared by the sorority, with platforms and pedestals. One was low and round. Another had a rather large boulder sitting on it. Another was a square whit pedestal, about a foot high.
“You’re going to be right here,” Robin informed me, gesturing toward the square pedestal.
For the first time I noticed little signposts along the path, next to each spot. I read mine with interest:
“David. Sculpture by Michaelangelo. 1501-1504. Brancho ordinario. Galleria del accademia, Florence.
This was followed by a lot of information about the original sculpture, some of its features, such as the sling and the stone in David’s other hand, and how the statue was made, and the debate about where to place it. All pretty interesting, I guess.
“Does that look all right to you?” Robin asked.
“Ah, yeah, sure.” I really didn’t know much about art history, so I couldn’t say much.
“We’re almost ready to go,” Robin led me over to the pedestal. “You just stand in the middle here,” she had me step up onto the pedestal, “and I’ll help to pose you.”
Robin leaned over and took my left leg and turned it out a little. She looked at it, and nodded to herself. Then she leaned over and picked up something round, about the size of a baseball.
“It’s a stone,” she explained. “For the sling.”
She put it in my right hand, then turned my hand facing my leg. Then she put the sling in my left hand, and positioned my left arm up, so the sling went over my shoulder. Finally, she reached up and put her hand on my chin and turned my head slightly to the left. Then she stepped back.
“Perfect,” she said, looking me over. I think we’re ready.”
Meanwhile, I saw other figures being led in. I recognized a girl named Heather, who was all dressed in a mermaid costume. She was body-painted in a dark reddish paint, and was wearing her hair up. She had a sort of filmy dress thing around her legs, and was wearing a tube top. Her guide posed her sitting on the big rock.
A minute later, Kelli was led in, with her delicate dress. Her guide had her stand on the round pedestal, and positioned her so that her left arm was reaching up toward her face, covering her left breast. She looked over at me and grinned and winked. I winked back. Meanwhile, her guide had her right hand holding up her dress slightly.
Finally, Robin addressed us.
“You all have heard the phrase ‘as still as a statue.’ That’s how you have to act when people are looking at you. There will be some visitors who will try to make you move, by saying things to you, or even pretending to touch you. Don’t let them trick you into moving. Stay as still as you can. Above all, don’t talk to them. Yo can move slightly when there’s no one looking at you.”
She explained how to breathe. “Take slow deep breaths, all the way into your abdomen. Don’t just breathe into your chest. This way no one will notice any movement. Try it.”
We all tried it. It took some concentration, but we managed it.
“Good,” Robin nodded approvingly. “I think we’re about ready to start.” She looked at her watch. Then she nodded to Heather, the Little Mermaid.
Heather’s guide reached behind her and unfastened the back of her tube top, and took it off. Hethar’s round breasts were now exposed.
“Hey!” Heather yelped. “What are you doing?”
Meanwhile, robin came up to me and reached out for my towel. Before I could stop her, she yanked my towel off my waist, baring my entire midsection.
“Hey, wait!” I protested. ‘Tami said I could wear that in!”
Robin grinned at me. “I know,” she smirked. “She said you could wear it coming in. Well, now you’re in. So it’s time to take it off.” She tossed my towel on the ground.
So there I was, posed as David, totally naked. I saw Kelli looking over at me. She’d seen me naked before, but not outside like this. Heather was staring at my body too, as were the guides.
Robin stood there nodding approvingly. She stepped forward.
“Just this one thing,” she said, under her breath.
She reached out and slipped her hand between my thighs and slid it up. She took my penis in her fingers and pulled it forward, so that it was no longer hidden by my thighs. Then she stepped back and surveyed the result, nodding. “I think we’re ready to go.” She patted the bottom of my testicles, then grinned.
I heard Tami come in. “We’re going to start letting guests in now,” she announced. “Remember what we told you about not moving.” She looked around at all of us, nodding approval. Then she smiled and turned and left.