My childhood friend's family "weird" rules.
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2026 12:41 am
Hi, this is about one of my childhood friend and his family weird rules.
His room was in one extreme of the house, the bathroom was in the opposite extreme, so to go to the bathroom he had to cross the whole house.
For some reason, he always had to leave the towel in the bathroom and then go to his bedroom to get dressed, so as you may guess he had to cross the whole house nude.
How do I found out?
We were in the summer vacations, the dad of another friend made arrangements for us and other kids to play in a real football(soccer, for the readers of USA and Australia) pitch, for us that was a huge event, as kids we played mostly in the street, in open fields or in concrete pitch, so we were excited.
I had to go to his house, then we would go to another friend's house and then we would go to the pitch.
When I arrived, his mom told me that he was in the shower, so she took me to the living room and told me that I could watch TV or something while I waited for him.
My friend may have heard us because he asked his mom who was there, she told him it was me. Then he told me to close my eyes, I say I won't do it, because I thought he was going to prank me, in that times there were pranks like "close your eyes and open your hands" if you opened your hands maybe they'll would put something gross on them, but he asked me again and say something like please bro close your eyes like it was something important for him, so I told him that it was OK my eyes were closed.
I heard the bathroom door opening, then I heard someone running barefoot as fast as he can, his mom scold him for running and told me to open my eyes, she even told me that I didn't have to close my eyes in the first place, so I wondered where was my friend I looked at his bedroom, you can see it from the living room, so I watch his bare butt for a second, then he closed the door. His mom scolded him again for being ridiculous, apparently he ran at top speed from the bathroom to his room while covering his genitals with both hands, she told him that it wasn't like I haven't seen a penis before.
You may ask "why that's weird? I know thousands of families to do that, we did that in my family"
Well, it found it weird because, the family was like fundamentalist Christians, my friend's mom was one of those ladies who said everything was satanic, Mickey mouse was satanic, Bugs Bunny and Garfield too, you guys get the idea...
So I was a bit amazed abouth how they were so casual with my friend's nudity.
But there's a bit more, his mom always had the front door wide open, she always said that Christian homes always have to keep the door open, so she always talked with solicitors, the Jehovah witnesses, etc, she never ignored anyone who called at her door.
The neighborhood wasn't a particularly busy one but if by chance someone was walking at the same time my friend was coming out of the bathroom, that person would've seen my friend nude.
His room was in one extreme of the house, the bathroom was in the opposite extreme, so to go to the bathroom he had to cross the whole house.
For some reason, he always had to leave the towel in the bathroom and then go to his bedroom to get dressed, so as you may guess he had to cross the whole house nude.
How do I found out?
We were in the summer vacations, the dad of another friend made arrangements for us and other kids to play in a real football(soccer, for the readers of USA and Australia) pitch, for us that was a huge event, as kids we played mostly in the street, in open fields or in concrete pitch, so we were excited.
I had to go to his house, then we would go to another friend's house and then we would go to the pitch.
When I arrived, his mom told me that he was in the shower, so she took me to the living room and told me that I could watch TV or something while I waited for him.
My friend may have heard us because he asked his mom who was there, she told him it was me. Then he told me to close my eyes, I say I won't do it, because I thought he was going to prank me, in that times there were pranks like "close your eyes and open your hands" if you opened your hands maybe they'll would put something gross on them, but he asked me again and say something like please bro close your eyes like it was something important for him, so I told him that it was OK my eyes were closed.
I heard the bathroom door opening, then I heard someone running barefoot as fast as he can, his mom scold him for running and told me to open my eyes, she even told me that I didn't have to close my eyes in the first place, so I wondered where was my friend I looked at his bedroom, you can see it from the living room, so I watch his bare butt for a second, then he closed the door. His mom scolded him again for being ridiculous, apparently he ran at top speed from the bathroom to his room while covering his genitals with both hands, she told him that it wasn't like I haven't seen a penis before.
You may ask "why that's weird? I know thousands of families to do that, we did that in my family"
Well, it found it weird because, the family was like fundamentalist Christians, my friend's mom was one of those ladies who said everything was satanic, Mickey mouse was satanic, Bugs Bunny and Garfield too, you guys get the idea...
So I was a bit amazed abouth how they were so casual with my friend's nudity.
But there's a bit more, his mom always had the front door wide open, she always said that Christian homes always have to keep the door open, so she always talked with solicitors, the Jehovah witnesses, etc, she never ignored anyone who called at her door.
The neighborhood wasn't a particularly busy one but if by chance someone was walking at the same time my friend was coming out of the bathroom, that person would've seen my friend nude.
and there were other occasions, we went to a recreational club, I changed in one of the private stalls but her mom told him to change in the locker common area.