Chapter 2: A Mortifying Show-and-Tell
Ushered to the Car in My Underpants
Morning arrives, and the guys are already pulling on jeans and sweatshirts. "Rise and shine, Blondie," Bruce calls out. "Tammy's driving us to the grocery store for breakfast supplies."
I look around hopefully, but my clothes are still missing. “Where are my clothes?"
Bruce shrugs. "Don't worry about it," he replies, his grin spreading. "You look just fine as you are."
“But I can’t go outside like this!”
“Ah, but you can, Blondie boy... well, actually you don’t have to if you don’t want to." He pauses. "In fact, you have a choice. Either you come out willingly dressed as you are, or you can refuse—in which case we’ll yank off your underpants and drag you out there bare-assed.”
Everyone laughs at the prospect. Tammy and Donna are standing at the doorway, coats already on, grinning widely. I suddenly realize that I could well be on my way to a living nightmare.
“So it’s your call, Blondie,” Bruce continues. “Are you coming with us in your underpants are or are you coming with us nude?”
"I hope Blondie keeps this up," Donna adds, her eyes gleaming. "I want to see him naked."
In the midst of the giggling, I muster the nerve to climb out of bed, realizing I have no choice but to go along with their scheme—or risk even greater humiliation. All eyes are on me, every face grinning as I shuffle toward the door. It is a very naked feeling as I walk down the stairs in the middle of the pack, clad only in my underpants while surrounded by fully dressed people, coats and all.
The walk from the front door to the car is dreadful, as the cold air sends shivers racing across my skin. Laughter follows me as I’m herded into the back seat of Tammy’s parents’ old station wagon, where I'm wedged into the back seat between Bruce and another guy. Tammy takes the wheel, while Donna slides into the passenger seat. As we pull away, my mind races—I can’t believe I’m actually on the road in my underpants.
It is a fifteen-minute drive to the store, but it seems much longer. Donna twists around constantly to look at me, smiling wickedly. “Are you sure you don’t want to take off your undies, Blondie?” she teases during one of her many backward glances. “I’d really love to see you sitting there naked—totally nude, all embarrassed and squirming around."
She grins while I blush profusely. I see Tammy catching quick looks at me in her rearview mirror. It is obvious that both girls are fully enjoying my humiliation. Bruce teases me mercilessly, and twice he runs his hand up and down my bare thigh. I want to just die on the spot.
The Teenyboppers
Tammy finds parking directly in front of the store. Before exiting, she rolls down every electric window, then pockets the keys. Goosebumps cover my entire body.
"We don't want you getting too hot," she tells me, smiling, as they pile out of the car.
"If you do," Donna adds, pausing at her door, "you can always just take your underpants off." Everyone laughs heartily.
"Sit up straight, Blondie," Bruce warns. “And don’t even think about ducking down. I’ll be able to see you from the store. If your head isn't exactly where it is now, I'm coming back out and dragging you inside with me."
The car doors slam shut. Their laughter fades as they head toward the entrance. A few of them turn back and look at me as they enter the store. I am absolutely miserable. Here I am in a cold car stripped to my underpants, and am really dreading whatever might be in store for me when my “friends” return.
Then, to my horror, another car slides into the adjacent space. The driver—an attractive woman in her mid to late twenties—steps out and lets her door lightly tap the station wagon. Every instinct screams at me to duck down, but Bruce has already checked from the store window more than once. I am breathing heavily. Though I’m almost sure she will spot me, miraculously she doesn’t. When she closes her door and walks toward the store, I breathe a huge sigh of relief. I'm trembling. Despite the cold, I feel the perspiration under my arms, and beads of sweat have formed at my hairline.
I barely have a chance to recover from the scare when there is cause for even greater concern. Three girls—twelve or thirteen at most—emerge from the store, walking slowly, giggling, and they’re headed in my direction! My body tenses, and feel like I’m ready to break out into a cold sweat.
There is an open parking space on my immediate left, and it appears they will be using that space as a passageway. I seriously consider diving to the floor, but when I glance toward the store window, I catch Bruce’s grinning face, watching everything.
They're approaching the front of the car now. How could they possibly overlook me? Yet I cling to desperate hope. "Oh, God, please," I whisper aloud.
They're walking beside the car, engaged in conversation typical of young teenyboppers. "I think Johnny's a hunk," one says. My pulse jumps. They’re practically at my window. Terrified, I freeze like a statue, holding my breath, not moving a muscle.
"Yeah," another answers. "He's got the cutest ass, doesn't he?" Giggles all around. Amazingly, they've passed my window. I’m just about to let out another huge sigh of relief when I hear the fateful words: “Wait a minute... Melody! Heather! You’re not going to believe what I just saw!"
My stomach plummets. I let out my breath and brace myself for a fate that is now almost certain. Within seconds, a face appears at my window. Our eyes lock. For an instant she simply stares, mouth slightly open in disbelief. Then she takes in my red-faced, submissive expression, and a delighted grin breaks across her face.
“What? What is it, Wendy?” one of the others calls out.
She motions excitedly for her friends to join her. Within moments, three wide-eyed, laughing girls are crowded at the glass, drinking in the sight of me.
"Oh, my God!" one squeals, bursting into laughter. Once she catches her breath, she asks simply, "Why are you sitting there in just your underpants?"
I shake my head, mortified, stammering, "Please... just go away!"
“Oh, I’ll bet his mommy is punishing him,” Wendy speculates with mock seriousness. The others giggle. “Is that right—is your mommy disciplining you for being a bad little boy? Is she going to take you over her knee, pull down your underpants and give you a spanking on your bare bottom when you get home?”
“No... please, just leave me alone.”
“I think his mommy should’ve made him sit here completely naked,” Wendy adds, smirking.
"Maybe we should make him sit here completely naked," counters one of the other girls.
Their laughter is relentless. I am close to tears, and my anxiety level is climbing off the charts. My knees are clenched together, and my hands are tucked between my thighs, covering the small protrusion in my underpants. I look up and Bruce is still taking in the scene from the store window. He is laughing hysterically.
One of the girls runs around to the other side. Now I'm being gawked at from both sides. I wish I could crawl through a hole in the floor of the car and never resurface.
"My name's Heather," says the girl now alone at my window. "What's yours?" She slips her hand through the open window, offering a handshake. I have zero interest in moving my hand from my crotch or touching hers.
“Please... I don’t want to talk. Just leave me alone.”
She has certainly ascertained my compromised position, and I'm about to discover her mean streak. "We're not going anywhere, naughty little boy, until you play along. Now—what’s your name?”
"Blondie," I reply uneasily, not looking up. Giggles erupt from all three.
"Hi, Blondie," Heather laughs, thrusting her hand in again. Reluctantly, I peel one hand free and shake meekly. She gestures toward her friends.
"This is Wendy, and that's Melody." I'm forced to shake hands with them too.
“Please,” I beg, my voice cracking. “I’m begging you—just go away.”
Heather tilts her head, considering. “Hmm, I’ll tell you what—we’ll go away and leave you alone. But first... you have to do something for us.”
I don't answer. Whatever she has in mind cannot bode well. Then, to my horror, she opens the car door and hops in, planting herself right beside me. The others follow—Melody on my other side, Wendy opening the front door and sliding onto the bench seat on her knees, facing me, grinning broadly as she looks me up and down.
"We just want to see what you're sportin' under there," Heather says, reaching for my underpants. I grab her wrist to fend her off. Giggling, she continues, "All you have to do is pull your underpants down, let us check you out, then we'll leave you alone." Interest among the girls has spiked dramatically. I sit helplessly, blushing crimson.
“No... please don’t make...”
“Make him do it, Heather, make him do it!” Wendy interrupts excitedly.
"See those girls over there, Blondie?" Heather points to a group of five or six teenage girls standing in front of the nearby drug store. "If you don't pull down your underpants for us right now and show us your goodies, I'm calling them over here."
I sit frozen, petrified. Wendy reaches back and honks the horn. The drug store girls look our way.
"Stop! Okay! I'll do it!"
I really have no choice. The thought of lowering my underpants for these girls is horrifying, but more witnesses would be infinitely worse. I fight back tears as I prepare for the dirty deed. I place my hands on the waistband of my underpants and take a deep breath. The tension is palpable as the girls look on in gleeful anticipation.
"He's really gonna do it!" shrieks Wendy, who I'm sure is incredulous.
I clench my eyes shut, lift my hips, and quickly yank my underpants down to my upper thighs. Just as quickly, I yank them back up.
"No, no, no, not good enough!" squeals Heather. "Pull them down below your knees and keep them there so we can have a good look."
Again I sit motionless, temporarily unable to comply.
“Now, bad little boy, or I’m calling them over.”
Wendy makes a motion toward the horn. I know what I have to do. Again I reach for my underpants, and this time I lower them to the tops of my knees. Heather promptly pushes them down to my calves. My hands immediately cover my modesty.
"Move your hands!" Heather shrieks excitedly, grasping my right arm with both hands. Simultaneously Melody seizes my other arm, and they're pried apart. My knees clench together tightly.
"Spread your legs!" commands Heather. "We want a good look!"
When I hesitate, Wendy taps the horn again. I pull my knees apart. Three sets of eyes are focused between my legs as I am momentarily exposed. Fresh giggles erupt around me. Melody snaps a picture with her cell phone. Overwhelmed with mortification, I quickly break free from their grasp and cover myself with my hands.
"Blondie, you have visitors!" Tammy's voice carries from across the lot.
I look up and see the whole group approaching, Tammy leading the charge. The three giggling girls evacuate the car instantly, scampering away squealing with delight.
“Did you see it? Did you see how tiny it was?” one shouts.
“I saw it, and there was no hair!” cries another.
"And I got a picture!" squeals the third.
Their gleeful laughter resonates in my ears as they disappear. I hurriedly reach down and pull up my underpants, feeling utterly violated. Knowing that a picture exists for others' amusement only deepens my despair.
"Blondie, you little pervert!" Tammy taunts. "You guys missed it," she tells the rest, "but I think our little friend here was playing 'show and tell' while we were gone. Did they get a good look, Blondie?"
I stare downward without answering as everyone piles into the car and we start pulling out.
"What was he doing?" Donna asks eagerly.
"The little perv had his tighty-whities pulled down!" Tammy exclaims. "He was covering up for dear life, but still..."
As we pull out of the parking lot Donna gets on her knees in the front seat and faces me with a mischievous grin. “So Blondie,” she says. “How ‘bout putting on a little show for us?”
My eyes widen as I brace myself for the inevitable.