Who Knew Magical Creatures Can Be Perverts (HP Fanfiction) (EUF)

[Moonshine+CC21]

This is an experimental story well atleast the setting is. I haven't seen many fanfictions on here and I know they're allowed as long as you write it so everyone can understand it especially if they've never seen or read the thing it's based on. It's a HP fanfic but based after the events of the golden trio. It's gonna be based in the 2002-2003 school year where as the main story took place from 1991-1998. Some of the characters I put in will show similar attributes but a little different so I don't butcher the original characters. Some characters will be from Hogwarts Legacy aswell as parts of that game but will mainly be used as background. And even some characters from completely unrelated series and quite old series. If this story is well received and if asked I'll try to write more but if not then oh well it will be a one off. I just wanted write something before starting on the stories with ideas I've been suggested. And I'm gonna have my own head canon for little stuff just because why not.
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It's been a few days since the new school year started and with that has brought some new things for Milo Wright to think about. First off his O.W.Ls, these are exams that 5th years take at the end of the year and depending on the results will either help get students their dream job or decide on another career path. And ofcourse if students choose to they can do their 6th and 7th years where at the end of their 7th year they'll do their N.E.W.Ts which is just another lot of exams that can help students even more to get the job of their dreams. Needless to say Milo wasn't looking forward to doing any of those exams. Yeah they do tests at the end of each year so the professors can see where a student is at in whatever subjects.

In the Ravenclaw commonroom Milo and his mates Daniel, Max (no not the same guy from my other stories), Samantha, and Milly (girlfriend) are all hanging about doing a mixture of homework and talking. Professor Sharp, the transfiguration teacher (I know in HL he's the potions teacher but Slughorn has that position here so yeah) decided he'd be the first one to give homework out and not only that but on their first day and it's due tomorrow. The other teachers didn't want to give them homework on the first week back but Professor Sharp is a dick. Milly doesn't have to worry since she's a year below Milo and his mates. Samantha wouldn't normally of let it get so last minute but she did in this case.

"Why does he have to be a cunt?" Max blurted out.

"Who?" Samantha asked.

"Who do ya think? Fucking Sharp." Max said with annoyance.

"Why? I mean apart from obvious reasons. It's actually easy this one." Samantha shot back as she comes close to finishing.

"Not when we need to write 4 pages of the bastard." Max said "I don't even think there's even 4 pages worth of information in the text book" he says as he flicks through his textbook.

"Course there is, see I'm done." She says matter of factly as she pushes her homework away from her and puts her ink and quill away.

"Can I use th-"

"No!" Samantha cuts him off.

"Oh come on Samantha just a paragraph." Max tries to bargain but again gets.

"No!" Samantha still rejects him.

"Come on don't be tight." Max begged her.

"Max you're not copying my homework again piss off." Samantha tells him as she puts it in her bag. The whole interaction makes Milo, Daniel, and Milly shake their heads while smiling. Samantha and Max always argue about something but this wasn't a serious argument infact this was a normal occurrence when it came to homework.

Milo is halfway through when he hears his name called. He looks up and turns to see his sister Lily approach him (again not the same one from my main stories but look very similar, I'll stop now with this and let you carry on reading). She's 4 years younger than him (making Milo 15 and Lily 11). They don't really look alike but they are siblings. It's just that Milo takes after his dad but has his mother's eyes while Lily is vice versa. Infact some people thought that Lily was Milly's sister since that whole family is full of redheads and the fact that majority of that family have blue eyes (she has many brothers, Max being one of them). So naturally people would wouldn't associate Lily with Milo since she has brown hair and green eyes. Another thing that makes people think they're related at first is because Lily tends to hang around Milly and also because they're names sound similar. But no just friends.

"Milo wasn't ya gonna show me that thing today?" Lily asked looking eager. She has the uniform on like them and also minus the robe like them. She's wearing a grey jumper with blue trim, blue and bronze tie sloppily tied, black skirt (down just above her knees), grey knee high socks, black shoes. 1st and 2nd year girls are forced to wear skirts and knee high socks for god knows why. But 3rd year and after they're options open up alot more so they can wear trousers, tights with a skirt, or just a skirt. Lily doesn't really care about it but a few girls always have complaints about it.

"Oh yeah I forgot right gis us a minute." He packs his stuff away, kisses Milly and then walks with Lily out of the Ravenclaw commonroom. Max still can't get used to the fact that one of his best mates is dating his sister. They've been dating since the end of last year but it's still jarring for Max.

Milo had always been popular with girls even since the first year, he's very attractive in looks wise. Well they all are in that. It's just that Daniel is gay so ofcourse he's not interested in being with girls, Max is socially awkward, Samantha is just not that interested infact she likes Max and Max likes her but none of them have the balls to make the first move. Milly is very similar to Milo apart from she did it more in her second and third year. And Lily has just started at Hogwarts so it's just a case of giving her time.

Milo and Lily make their through the castle. The castle is old, very old. Infact it's over 1000 years old. The place that Milo wants to show Lily is a place called The Room of Requirement. It's on the 7th floor of the castle. And Ravenclaw commonroom is in Ravenclaw tower, one of the highest points of the castle. The castle is maximum 7 floors so in a ideal world it shouldn't take that long but with all the twists and turns of this castle and the moving stairs at the grand staircase it's definitely not straight forward.

They eventually get to where the door should be for The Room of Requirement, it's in a corridor adjacent to a tapestry that shows a man trying to teach trolls to dance. Unsurprisingly he gets clubbed to death. The tapestries play out like a GIF same with photographs. Portraits are a bit different since they can talk to you and some can walk out of their frame and walk into another painting and the others in that painting react to it. Another thing they saw, that Milo saw thousands of times before, is that suit of armour starting bearing the shit out of the suit of armour next to it because it humming. Ghosts also wonder through the castle. And today they heard but didn't see the local pain in the arse, Peeves the poltergeist. He's a little fucker. He plays alot of pranks but he doesn't know when to stop. The difference between ghost's and poltergeists is that poltergeist can interact with environments where ghosts can't. Also another difference is that ghosts is the imprint of a person who chose not to move on, where poltergeists are the manifestation of something. So in Peeves case he's the manifestation of mischief, representing all the pranksters that attended Hogwarts.

The door to the room forms infront of them like as if someone was drawing it. Milo opens it and Lily comes in. She's in awe at the space. The first area has a sky light which is not actually there it's just bewitched to mimic the sky outside, the walls are aligned with books. The wall adjacent to the entrance has 3 of what look like greenhouse with doors open. However, between the doors they look like open to new dimensions.

"Wow I can see why you wanted to show this place." Lily says completely in awe.

"Yeah and that's not all, come down here." Milo walks down a few steps into another room. This room was full of plants and there was a cauldron down here aswell.

Plants of various sizes surround 3 of 4 walls of the room in various size of square plant pots. The wall that hasn't got plants near it has fertiliser.

"What are all these plants for?" Lily asks.

"Just to help study herbology and to brew potions that I struggle with." Milo explains. "Infact this whole room is for studying, that's the sole reason. So I can do stuff like this ya know plant plants and brew potions."

"Isn't that a little dangerous though to be doing that by yourself" Lily asks a little concerned.

"Sure but if you're careful you'll be fine. Take this one for example" he guides Lily to a plant that looks like a small tree with nettles on the leaves "Venomous Tentacula this one. Little bastard it is."

This earns a laugh from Lily "how come?"

"Well it grabs ya and tries biting ya. Also it's poisonous." Milo explains.

"You weren't joking when ya said this school can be dangerous." Lily giggles a little. "And what about this one?" She points at at a dark green plant with purple flowers.

"That's dittany. Healing plant. Not much to say apart from that." Milo explains.

"OK what about that one" she points at a plant that doesn't look like its fully grown since you can only see some green leaves at the top.

"That is a mandrake, noisy bastards they are. They scream when they come out the pot which is unfortunate since part of the growing process is pulling them out to put them in new soil. Can kill ya actually." Milo explains.

"What is it with this school and having stuff that can kill ya?" Lily laughs again.

"I know. Its fucking stupid but the pros outweigh the cons so yeah." Milo says being optimistic.

"Don't get me wrong I still ove being here but yeah it's still something to think about. Anyway how did you actually get this whole room?" Lily asks as they both walk out of the plant room.

"Professor McGonagall, she helped me find this room. Ya see in my second year I complained about not having a place to study since the commonrooms were noisy and the library was having alot of things going on at the time I just couldn't find a place to study properly. So I asked Professor McGonagall and she told me to meet outside here and when we went in it was a mess. It took the look as The Room of Hidden Things. Anyway we went looking for this house elf called Deek (house elves are the slaves of the wizarding world) and I found him. Long story short I got told to think of my ideal room and here we are." Milo explains.

"And those greenhouses were part of that vision?" She points at the greenhouses.

"No they're something different. Infact I want to show you this." He walks towards the middle one and walks in with Lily not far behind.

They end up in this field where the grass and sky are perfect shades of green and blue respectively. And there's a cut off point where it just ends and it looks like you'll fall into the void but you can't. The place is full of magical creatures, harmless ones.

"Wow!" Lily is definitely awestruck now.

"Yeah it's quite a sight." Milo says with a bit of pride in his voice.

"So is this what you meant when you mentioned you save magical creatures?" Lily asks referring to the multiple times he's told her over the summer holidays.

"Yeah, these are one that poachers had captured and stuff. It was Deek who turned me on to this. Ya see his former master was a poacher and well Deek hated it so when I got this room he told me the basics about capturing creatures but only from poachers. He gave my backpack a setting so it can suck animals in and take them out so they can go in here or any of the other vivariums. And before you say anything my backpack has a setting to go back to normal." Milo explains.

"Oh OK. How old is Deek anyway?" She asks.

"Fuck me he's about 200 odd our Deek. I mean he's been here for a fair few years after his master died. Aye he's very old him, then again house elves can live for centuries." Milo explains.

"Bloody hell!" Lily simply says. She soon changes the subject when she sees a ball of fur with eyes and a smile on its face hopping towards her "Hello you!" She says to it in a cute voice. "What are you then?" She asks as kneels down to give it a fuss. She can hear it purring as she gets closer to it.

"Puffskien" Milo tells her. The puffskien gives a chirp of appreciation.

"Can I pick it up?" Liky asks excitedly.

"Sure, and ont worry about dropping it the actually like being thrown around." Milo tells her.

"I can't do that." Lily says a bit taken aback.

"No they absolutely love it. As long as you don't hit it with a baseball bat or something to send it flying you'll be OK." Milo explains.

"Oh okay" Lily says still a bit apprehensive, but has no intention of throwing it, still picks it up. "It's so cute!"

"Yeah they are until you realise that they try to eat all the shit up ya nose?" Milo says grabbing various bags of food for the creatures.

"You're joking!' Lily says shocked but her voice laced with amusement.

"Nope. They often do it when you're asleep they'll stick their tongue up your nose, they're tongues are very long ya see." Milo explains loving Lily's shocked expression.

"Scruffy bastards!" She then turns her attention to the puffskien in her hands "Yeah you, you're scruffy cunt. Yes you are! Yes you are!" She strokes it more. The puffskien gives a chirp of happiness. She puts it down as Milo hands her a bag of creature food. "What creature is this for?" But before Milo can answer a bunch of creatures gather at Lily's feet.

The creatures are small with long necks, big eyes, 4 legs with webbed feet, and in various colours of blues and greys some are even brown and white.

"What are these called?" Lily said throwing some food down for them.

"Mooncalves. They normally come out at night. And sometimes when in moonlight they do a dance, part of a mating ritual but I've never seen it." Milo explains.

"Then shouldn't they put in a vivarium where's it's night time?" Lily asks.

"Yes and normally they are but I only put them in here with the other harmless creatures so I can show you." He tells her.

Milo goes to some other creatures and tells Lily to carry on feeding the mooncalves. Whilst doing that another creature comes up to Lily. Lily doesn't realise it's there. The creature in question has blue fur and a platypus like bill. Infact the whole thing looks like a platypus. Apart from it doesn't swim and it likes shiny things.

It sees the catch on Lily's skirt and the zip. The zip is silver, shiny enough for this creature to want it. So it decides to make its way up to it. Lily does feel something but doesn't give it much thought. The creature gets the catch undone with its mouth and also break it off. And same for the zip. Ofcourse with the skirt being completely undone it slides straight down to Lily's feet along with her wand since it was tucked into her skirt waistband since she didn't have her robe on, which has a pocket on the inside specifically for the wand. She doesn't feel this and since now wind is actually in the vivarium she doesn't feel any hitting her now bare, skinny, pale, thighs. Her shirt doesn't do much to cover her panties which gives anyone who would've seen a great view of her light blue panties with a face on the front (no head just a face) a smiling face at that with closed eyes and blushing in the cheeks, what Lily's will soon be like when she realises what's happened.

The creature even tries to break the zip teeth off the skirt. Milo sees what's happening but doesn't say anything to Lily yet since he finds it very amusing seeing her like that. He walks towards towards the creature and says "OI!" The creature looks up at him and then carries on with he's doing finally breaking the zip teeth off, putting it in his pouch that he has on the front and runs off making noises like he's chuckling.

"Little bastard." Milo says amused.

"What's up?" Lily asks. She had noticed Milo saying oi to something but didn't really take much notice.

"Not your skirt anyway" finally deciding to tell her.

Lily frowns wondering why he said that then she looks down to see that her skirt is on the ground, aswell as her wand but she isn't too concernedby that. She gasps and squeezes her thighs together to hide her panties or whatever and puts the bag of food infront of her crotch. Her cheeks start to go red.

Milo can't help but laugh at his sister's misfortune. He's pantsed her loads of times at home but he can't help but still find it funny. Always a similar reaction and soon he knows she'll start laughing along since she does find it funny but still gets shocked and a little embarrassed when her pants initially get pulled down.

The shock start to wear off and her cheeks calm down and the redness starts to fade. "How did that happen?" Lily asked her voice sounding amused.

"Niffler!" He says simply "cunt!"

"What's a niffler?" Lily asks intrigued as if her skirt isn't around her ankles currently.

"Him!" He points the niffler out to her, the same creature that destroyed her skirt.

"Awww he's cute" Lily says.

"Yep but a bastard." Milo says earning a laugh from Lily. He start ms to laugh more "he is though. Infact he caused me alot of trouble when I got him. Originally he was thieving from this guys house, who was convinced it was his sister. So I offered to keep watch and yeah it was just a niffler. And when I caught the niffler and got him in my bag he escaped again." Milo tells her the story.

"They obsessed about shiny things then? Like a magpie?" Lily asked. She's put down the bag of food now. She hasn't even thought about pulling her skirt up yet.

"Yeah, monetary value means nothing to them. If uts shiny they'll have it." Milo explains.

"So the guy you helped out, was he from here?" Lily asked.

"No just from a surrounding village." Milo says.

"I thought you wasn't allowed out of the grounds unless there's a Hogsmeade trip (a village near Hogwarts which happens to be the only all wizarding village in Britain)." Lily says confused.

"Only applies to third years. As you know when you get into 3rd year you're allowed to go to Hogsmeade when there's a trip but when you're 4th year and over you're allowed to go out when you want just as long as your back for your classes and before bed time." Milo explains to her.

"Oh right." Lily says now knowing what the rule is. She finally decides to pull her skirt back up but it falls back down. She pulls it back up and tries to do it up but can't find the catch or zip. "Where is it?"

Milo realising what Lily is doing tells her "Yeah the niffler not only undid your skirt he also took the shiny stuff with him."

Lily's mouth makes an O shape then says "are you joking?"

"No, I watched him do it for the most part." He laughs.

"Why didn't you tell me?" She laughs but a little annoyed.

Milo shrugs his shoulders "funny!"

"You're a twat you mate honestly" Lily says still laughing.

"I know. I better go and see if I can get your stuff for ya." Milo says and looks for the niffler.

He wanders to go and find the niffler. He does and soon comes back the catch and zip/zip teeth. He pulls out his wand from his trouser pocket.

"Reparo" the mending charm. The zip, zip teeth, and catch fix themselves back onto Lily's skirt and she doesn't need to hold it back up anymore. She picks up her wand from the floor and tucks it back into her skirt waistband.

"Thanks!" She says.

"No problem. You want to carry on or you had enough?" He asks.

"I think I've had enough." Lily says "no offence."

"No its fine. Anyway I need to get on with that homework anyway." They walk out of the vivarium and out of The Room of Requirement and walk through the corridors.

"Why is it everything I get my oats pulled down it's something to do with you?" Lilys asks amused.

Milo laughs "what do ya mean?" As if he needs to ask.

"It's either you, your mates, or now one of your creatures." She laughs.

"Maybe you're cursed." Milo jokingly suggested.

"What to get my pants pulled down everywhere I go?" She laughs.

"Yeah!" He says simply.

"I wonder if that's a thing thats been done here." Lily says genuinely thinking about it.

"Probably. I mean I bet Hogwarts has had its fair share of perverts in its time. Infact actually they do have counter measures to stop boys going into the girl's dorms." Milo tells her.

"Do they actually?" Lily asks intrigued.

"Yeah. In ours we have suits of armour that will block a boy from going into the girl's dorms. Gryffindor the girls staircase will turn into a slide if a boy tries to walk up it. Slytherin I think does the same. Not sure about Hufflepuff. I know if someone who tries to get into the Hufflepuff commonroom but gets the code wrong gets sprayed with vinegar." He explains.

"What code?" Lily asks confused.

"I mean password. Well you know all commonrooms have passwords. Well for Hufflepuff they have to bang on a certain barrel in a specific rhythm for the door to open. Saying of passwords." They come up to their door. Ravenclaw has an eagle on the door who will give them a riddle or a question. The thing is they don't have to get it right but as long as they can explain how they got the answer they got the eagle will let them in if its satisfied with the answer. The question isn't necessarily always a wizarding question, sometimes it's even a normal question.

The eagle on the door says "You're calling is my bidding, I seek and find, bring to you what you wish to find."

"The summoning charm since you say what you want and it comes to you." Milo said.

The eagle on the door puts its wings close to its body and the door opens letting them in.

"I'm actually surprised that Max is in Ravenclaw since don't you have to be intelligent or atleast quite smart to be in this house?" Lily asks half joking half serious.

Milo laughs "I'm gonna tell him that. But no it's not necessarily intelligence that Ravenclaw wants but more eager to learn. Easy misconception. And anyway he is good at transfiguration but it's just that Professor Sharp teaches it, need I say more."

Lily laughs "true."

Once they've walked up the steps (there's some steps upto the common room itself that go round a quarter circle) they are met with common room that is decorated in different shades of blue with nice decor. And there's books and telescopes (Ravenclaw tower is one of the highest towers at Hogwarts) for studying with books for in general and telescopes for Astronomy. Milo and Lily see their group of friends and go their separate ways for the time being

[mikewozere]

Nice setup. I wrote a Hermione ENF story once myself. I might dig it out and repost on this site too

[Mental_Shifter]

Nice setup. I wrote a Hermione ENF story once myself. I might dig it out and repost on this site too

Please do.

[Freesub]

I'm sorry, the premise was good, but once I read "Sharp" instead of snape that just broke the immersion for me irreversibly

[Moonshine+CC21]

I'm sorry, the premise was good, but once I read "Sharp" instead of snape that just broke the immersion for me irreversibly

Aye well he's dead by this point ain't he so I could hardly use him. But yeah I know adding different characters would throw people off

[Moonshine+CC21]

Nice setup. I wrote a Hermione ENF story once myself. I might dig it out and repost on this site too

Thank you. And for sure please do. I'd be interested in reading that

[jojo12026]

Nice start. Ready for more.

[Freesub]

Nice setup. I wrote a Hermione ENF story once myself. I might dig it out and repost on this site too

Would love to read that too!

[Moonshine+CC21]

Nice start. Ready for more.

Thank you. I'll try