Turnabout is Fair Play

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There's a lot of evil in the world. Death, destruction, wars, and much more. Yet, I've always found the greatest evil to be from a source very close to us all - the mothers and aunts of the world, who collectively seem to conspire to ensure their sons remain naked in front of all, while their daughters learn to cover up before they even hit elementary school.

If you couldn't tell, I've had more than enough of these incidents myself growing up. As any boy can expect, there was plenty of unfairness, being naked in front of girls whom I never wanted to see me naked completely shifted the power equation.

Yet, what is a young, freshly minted young man of 21 to do about this? My past can't be changed. But, then again, maybe the future can. Or, maybe all it'll take is a stern word from my mom to shut me up. Wouldn't make a very heroic tale, that. Nor would ending up in a court or a prison cell.

So gather around ye young ones, listen to my tales of woe, learn of my heroic escapades, heed my eternal wisdom, and revel in how a single young man can ward off hordes of barbari-aunts at the gates - and get some revenge while he does it.