Sean's Wedgie
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Amazingly, I've managed to avoid ever getting a wedgie.
I did see it happen a few times at school and it didn't look fun. It was, however, enormously fun to watch!
The best was in year 9...
Towards the end of an English lesson one morning, the teacher had to suddenly leave the room for a few minutes, telling us all to behave until he returned. Of course that lasted about two seconds after he'd stepped out the door. Soon the room was buzzing with conversation and various people were out of their seats, talking with their mates.
A boy called Sean was leaning forwards over his desk to talk to someone sat in the row in front. We'd been left unsupervised for less than a minute by this point, but people were already starting to get rowdy. I was sat diagonally behind Sean, next to two guys, Conner and Reece, who were directly behind him, pointing at Sean and snickering to themselves. The room was noisy, but sitting so close I was able to faintly hear Conner say, "he's wearing pants," (by which he specifically meant briefs).
This statement instantly got my interest and excitement up, and then, following his pointing finger, I noticed the rather obvious leg hole outline showing through Sean's stretched grey school trousers. They had also slipped down a touch at the back and his shirt had become untucked, so the top of his white (unmistakably briefs) waistband was just showing -- a sight that by this point in year 9, aged thirteen / fourteen, was asking for trouble. White briefs were not the sort of pants to be seen wearing! I was actually really surprised to find him wearing them. Usually Sean wore boxers, at least on PE days, so this was quite an exciting and amusing revelation. But even better was what came next...
Quickly and stealthily, Conner got up, walked around his desk to position himself right behind Sean, preparing to strike like a praying mantis. For maybe two or three seconds he was still, and I watched with bated breath for the attack I sensed was about to happen. Would Conner just give Sean a wedgie? Or would he pull his trousers down?? I hoped it would be the latter, such things did happen occasionally.
Then suddenly Conner struck. He plunged his fingers into the back of Sean's trousers and pulled his underwear up as high as they would go!
A wedgie -- Oh well, still good!
Sean gave a yell and straightened up, almost being lifted up on tiptoe as his white pants went higher and higher. The leg holes became visible almost straight away, so it was obvious to everyone in the room that Sean had briefs on today, instead of his usual boxers, like almost everyone else.
"SEAN WEARS PANTS!" someone yelled, and the place descended into even noisier chaos.
"WEDGIE!" yelled another, and a few boys came running over to jeer and add to Sean's embarrassment.
I was still sat at my desk, transfixed by what was happening right in front of me.
It didn't last long, though. The teacher came back pretty soon after and told everyone to go back to their seats. Conner had let go about ten seconds before, so he didn't get 'caught in the act'. Sean didn't say anything either, just stuffed his pants back into his trousers and sat down, looking really embarrassed. It was funny watching him squirm and try to sort his wedgie out for the rest of the lesson
