Life is Unfair: New July 8

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Life is Unfair
Chapter 5. An Unexpected Tip


Josef's tummy rumbled due to being ravenously hungry. The outdoor playtime in the sprinklers and slide used up a lot of energy.
Hearing that pizza was on the way cheered him up immensely. The fiasco with the slip-n-slide dick slip out is over, but there still is a
chance something unexpected may occur.

Josef, his younger brother, and Cousin Elrond stood on the front porch. Each boy has a towel wrapped around the waist. Each boy has
nothing on underneath the towel. Mom made them slip the wet boxers off from under the towels. Mom took the three wet boxers to the
yard, out into the sunlight where they were draped across the backs of the deck chairs the adults sat in watching the kids play water games.

Just as the boxers were placed to dry the pizza delivery arrived, the car pulling into the driveway. The three boys simultaneously shouted
"Yay!" upon seeing the car bringing their favorite food. A heavy-set woman got out of the car. She is probably in her early twenties, probably
a college student with glasses making her look smart. The driver carries a delivery bag, looking full and heavy, in the left hand as she
approaches the porch. These bags can hold three large pizza boxes keeping them warm.

The delivery woman smiles as she comes closer, stopping as she got onto the porch level. She seems a little surprised to see three boys
wearing only bath towels waiting at the door. Looking at mom and Aunt Cecelia, the driver states the order, "I have one ham + pineapple,
one pepperoni + mushroom, one Italian sausage + green pepper. Is this correct?"

Aunt Cecelia confirms the order is correct. The delivery warming bag is unzipped. One pizza is handed to Karl. The second one is handed
to Cousin Elrond. Josef is in position to take the third box when mother gives him a new set of instructions, "Here is the credit card, Josef.
Make the payment for the pizza,"

The last pizza is grabbed by Aunt Cecelia. Karl and Elrond step inside first with the aunt following. Mom hands the credit card to Josef,
then she too makes a step toward the door. Josef holds the credit card out toward the delivery driver. Suddenly the towel around Josef's
waist is gone, yanked away in a instant. Josef gasps. The driver lady gasps. Josef turns part-way around to see the bath towel in his
mother's hand, sees it for a split second and mom steps inside the house. The door closes as soon as mom is past the threshold.

"MOM!...what the hell."

The shock of seeing his mom steal the towel leaves him frozen for a second or two, then Josef leaps toward the door. Grasping the doorknob,
he is alarmed to find it won't turn. A shoulder shove proves to be pointless. The door is locked.

"Let me in!" Josef yells as he pounds on the door.

The front door has a two-way communication system. Mom's voice comes through the exterior speaker, "Pay the pizza lady, then you can
come inside to eat with us. This is your punishment for having bad manners. Don't forget to give her a tip."

Josef bangs on the door a second time. It's no use. There are no more messages. The door doesn't open. The only way to get inside is to
make the payment. Slowly and totally embarrassed he turns around. The credit card is still in the left hand, so the right hand is all he has to attempt to conceal his "sausage and meat balls". The credit card is held out once more.

What shock the woman driver had is now past, replaced by a toothy grin. The sight of a fourteen year old boy naked must not be
something that happens on a daily basis. The woman pulls out a tablet type device from a vest pocket. "You have to swipe the card
yourself. Use the stylus to make the signature."

The driver won't take the card as she holds the tablet toward the naked boy. There is no way out of this. Josef uncovers himself, right
hand taking the tablet. Reading the screen takes an agonizingly long time. First, he has to find where the tip section is and decide what
the proper tip is. Mom speaks through the speaker again proving she is monitoring the transaction "A five dollar tip will do it. I will be
checking the digital receipt sent to our account." She can't see through the door, and then Josef remembered there is a doorbell camera.
Glancing at the driver, the woman stares down at the crotch as the grinning goes on. Josef can feel the penis twitch down there, jerking
up and down several times.

The tip box gets marked, and the total bill amount pops up. Josef swipes the card through a groove near the right side of the device. The
line for signature appears. With shaking fingers Josef signs his name to close out the transaction. He hands the tablet back to the
driver. He's so mentally frazzled that once again several seconds goes by before he remembers to cover up.

"Thank you for doing business with The Pied Piper's Pizza. We guarantee full satisfaction. Well, I'm pleased to be your pizza partner. Order
from us again soon. And thank you for the tip," the driver turns around and she steps off the porch. Josef turns around and he places a
third round of knocks on the door. Finally, the door opens and the naked boy slips inside to the sound of hoots and cheerful hollering.

[NudeBaG]

I need more from Tabitha AND Lenora

[TeenFan]

Life is Unfair
chapter 6. The Coverup


Just because Josef had gotten back into the house didn't mean the punishment was ended. "I'm not through with you yet, Josef. You get
back here," that is what mom yelled when, after several minutes of teasing the naked one, the brother and cousin headed to the boy's bedroom
to find appropriate shorts to put on.

"Why can't I get dressed?" Josef inquires, trying not to get upset.

"I'm giving you one more hour. The boxers out on the lawn chairs will be dry by then. You will retrieve them and then you can get dressed."

"But, but mom...that's not fair." At this point Josef would normally have hands on his hips in a defiant body position, but being naked he's
doing the two-handed crotch coverup.

"I'll decide what is or isn't fair. Give me more backtalk and your aunt and Elrond get to watch you get swatted."

"He does have a cute round bottom." Aunt Cecelia chimes in. "I'd be happy to watch a little show with our pizza lunch."

The poor boy must concede he is beaten. Josef has to wash his hands at the kitchen sink, then return to the table without covering up.
Karl and Elrond return, each having put on a pair of Karl's shorts. The three boys and three adults take seats at the table, and the three
boxes of pizza are opened. Each boy is allowed to grab one slice from each pizza type. Everyone happily and greedily devoured the pizza,
but for one boy there were a couple interruptions in eating. His aunt asked Josef to fetch the cold bottle of coke from the refrigerator.
Then mom asked him to find an extra roll of paper towels. Eating pizza can get messy.

Just as Josef was biting into his second slice the doorbell rang.

Everyone turns their heads toward the sound. "Who that could be?" dad says, then he turns to look at his older son. "Should Josef
answer the door?" The two other boys snicker and elbow each other. Josef vigorously shakes his head.

"Not this time. I'll get it," mom scooted her chair back. "We wouldn't want him scaring anybody with that thing."

For a moment Josef thought he might be sent to the door, and he let out a sigh of relief. He takes another bite of pizza, but before he
can swallow it his mom has returned and she isn't alone. Accompanying his mom is the girl from next door, a girl his age named
Lenora, and she's wearing a swimsuit, a freaking skimpy bikini.

Lenora has the nicest smile as she walked into the kitchen, then she spoke up, "Hi everybody. I heard there was a sprinkler party going.
I rushed over as soon as I could. Did I miss all the fun?"

One of the prettiest girls of the Freshman grade is standing in his kitchen, and Josef is the only one who is in no condition to greet neighbors. Everyone else at the table stands up. Karl and Elrond stand up. Josef can't stand up. Lenora comes closer as she greets Cousin Elrond.
Once the girl gets past the cousin and turns the corner she will be able to see the boy who doesn't stand up also doesn't have shorts on or
anything else.

With only a second of time remaining, Josef slips the sheet of paper towel from the table beside his plate down to his lap to cover
something up.

[NudeBaG]

YES!

[TeenFan]

Life is Unfair
Chapter 7. Touching the Towel


The naked boy undergoing punishment covered himself just in time. Josef couldn't help but notice Lenora glancing at him with a
questioning expression when he was the only one at the table who didn't stand up. If there weren't a paper towel handy, one that was
already soiled and partly soggy, there would have been nothing to cover up his bare upper lap, and he'd be showing something more worthy
of grabbing her attention. Everyone in the room knows Josef has no clothes on, and a hush comes across the room when the nice neighbor
girl got close to Josef.

It is normal to place a napkin or some kind of cloth on the lap while eating. Hopefully Lenora won't notice anything out of the ordinary.

"Hi Josef. Enjoying your lunch?"

"I bet he is enjoying himself," Karl blurts out before giggling. Mom lightly smacks the back of the Smart Alec's head.

Josef attempted to respond and nearly spat out a half chewed piece of pizza. In his shock at seeing Lenora walk in he'd forgotten to chew
what was in his mouth. A big spurt of saliva ran down his chin.

"Oh hi," Josef mumbles as he regains some motor function with his face. "Yeah, tastes good." Unfortunately, a chunk of something falls from
his lips and drops downward, lands on the paper towel. Maybe it was a mushroom. Looking down, Josef groans when he sees the lump pushing
up the middle part of the paper towel. Worse still, the edge of the sheet doesn't come up to the tummy, leaving a gap where a line of curly
hairs stick up looking so dark contrasted by the whiteness of the paper towel.

"You have something on your face, dear," mom states the obvious. "I thought you had a paper towel handy."

"He keeps a roll under the bed for when he gets handy with himself," the younger brother both teases and tattles at the same time.

"Shut up lamebrain." Josef can feel his face blushing. This isn't going well at all. Mom is straight faced and so is dad. Aunt Cecelia has
a smile on her face. Karl and Elrond attempt to remain quiet but their chuckling can be heard.

"He has one Mrs. Korleki, right here."

Lenora reaches down toward Josef's lap. She is going to grab the paper towel, oh HELL NO, that can't be allowed. Just as the girl's
hand touched the sheet of towel, Josef's hand slams down also. He intended only to prevent the cover from being lifted away, but his
timing and aim weren't too good. His hand came down on Lenora's hand, and this presses her palm onto the not so hidden bulge.

Josef gasps and Lenora says, "OH."

The touch triggers a chain reaction as nerves fire off in rapid succession, as blood flow surges, as the penis lying on Josef's lap begins
to swell. Josef can see it in the girl's eyes. Those pretty blue eyes widen, the pupils dilating, when she feels something thrust upward
against her palm.

"Oh my," Lenora says, the surprise coming through, the amazement.

Josef can hardly hear it, but the number of whispers and giggles going around the table has intensified. Everybody knows his cover is blown.

This stalemate has to end. Somebody has to lift a hand first. Josef moves his hand away. Lenora's hand remains in place for a moment,
then her hand slowly lifts up. As her hand rises so does the object under the paper towel.

"Hey, what's that pointy thing?" Cousin Elrond gets in on the joking around, then Karl points and laughs. The pointy thing pushes up higher,
the paper sliding away from Josef's tummy. The gap between skin and paper widens, showing more of the curly brown pubes.

This got mom into action. Grabbing the roll of paper towels that sat at the opposite end of the table from Josef, she pulls off several
sheets. Mom steps around the table and places a hand on her son's lap before the cover completely slipped over the side of the leg to
plummet to the floor. Like the parent of a small child, she wipes her son's face.

"You must pardon him. He's always been a messy eater." After wiping the chin, the towels are handed to Josef who places them over
the tented crotch. "I'm sorry Lenora, the boys are done playing with the slip-n-slide today. If you want, you can join the boys in their
room for video games. Josef will stay here till he finishes his lunch."

"Yeah, I can stay for a while," the neighbor is so well...neighborly'.

Mom nods and smiles, "Grab a slice of pizza to take with you. Feel free to find a shirt in Josef's dresser. I think Karl's shirts would be
too small."

Too small is an understatement. Karl's shirt would fit Lenora's slender waist, but those boobs take up way too much space. Lenora went
with the two boys to the bedroom, where they likely told her everything that happened during slide and slip goes the dick play earlier
that day.

Josef sat in the kitchen until the hour of punishment was over, but that didn't end the ordeal. The final phase of the punishment is to go
to the front yard and retrieve the three boxers set out to dry. He steps out onto the front porch and sees a car going by, then a boy
on a bike. Making a mad dash across the grass, using the two handed crotch coverup, he reaches the lawn chairs. He looks at the house
after grabbing the boxers. The upstairs bedroom window is open. The three kids there are watching. Josef makes the dash back to the
door and he is thankful it is not locked again.

Just inside the door he puts his boxers on. This is what he has on when he gets to his room. Lenora and the others laugh as Josef finds
shorts to put on. He is not happy Lenora had pulled his dresser drawers open, mainly the underwear drawer, but the girl did not put a
shirt on, the hot neighbor still in the bikini. The cousin and younger brother have been enjoying seeing Lenora up close and comfortable
like that for half an hour. Karl isn't yet old enough to jerk off while thinking about Lenora like Josef sometimes did.

When Lenora said she was leaving, Josef was actually happy to see her go. The three of them were only laughing at him and making jokes
so he'd had enough attention to last a good long while.

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So, did Lenora get a good look?

[Trundle]

Ah I was hoping Josef would be fully exposed to Lenora in all his glory.

Hopefully there'll be another occasion for her to see him fully naked? Will there be more naked punishments to come for the poor boy I wonder? I certainly hope so!

[Themarble]

This is just the start of the named escapades. Josef cannot get lucky all the time, that thing will be exposed at some point. I cannot wait for that!

[TeenFan]

Life is unfair
Chapter 8. Just Another Saturday


The day of playing on the slip-n-slide followed by the pizza lunch is when it all got started. First month of the first year of high school,
and already he'd become a big hit with the neighboring kids. For some bizarre reason Josef could never figure out, even his parents and
other adult relatives conspired to embarrass him. From that day forward, until the morning late in the school year to find an audience to
his morning woody show on the bed, it was an unending war to keep his dignity intact, losing more battles than he won.

A few weeks later the calendar flipped to October. The cooler weather of Fall and thoughts of Halloween had not arrived yet. The family is
still in a summer frame of mind. Dad came home with a giant watermelon. He said the two boys are not allowed to eat it in the house, that
cutting it open would be a mess, that they would have to eat it outside. On Saturday mom and dad went off to attend a business party.
Josef got the okay this could be the day to feast on watermelon.

Josef carried it to the picnic table in the back yard. Karl carried two plastic platters and the knife. Both boys wear shorts, no shirts or
shoes. Eating watermelon can get messy. While the older brother cut the large melon in half, then made smaller sections, Karl slipped away
to go next door. He comes back with Lenora.

Josef wasn't thrilled to see the girl from next door. The last time Lenora came over she ended up copping a feel of his penis, and almost
saw it. Numerous times at school she'd tease him and she did tell other girl's Josef walks around the house naked.

The good news is Lenora doesn't want any watermelon. The bad news is she suggests the two brothers have a watermelon eating contest.
Josef and Karl are super competitive, and Josef saw a chance to win a round against his brother in their never-ending series of
one-upmanship.

Lenora calls out the basic rules of the contest, "The one who eats the most slices wins. If you both eat the same number, then the one
who finishes first is the winner."

"What does the winner get?" Josef asks.

"The winner gets a kiss from me, a kiss on the lips."

A surge of excitement goes through Josef. He'd dreamed about kissing the hot chick from next door. He wasn't brave enough to try to
make friends with her. Karl had better luck with girls, and this is a source of frustration for the older brother.

"What about the loser, what does he have to do?" Karl asks.

"The loser also kisses the winner," Lenora declares.

"What?" both brothers say simultaneously.

"The loser has to kiss the winner on the bare ass...and I get to watch."

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Life is Unfair
Chapter 9. Watermelon Madness


On opposite sides of the picnic table in the back yard, Josef and Karl stared at each other like it was a wild west showdown. Instead of
being equipped with pistols, each brother is armed with four large slices of watermelon. Lenora raises her hand in the shape of a starting gun.

"The melon eating contest begins now," the girl yells, "BANG".

The two boys eagerly begin eating the first slice. This is not a seedless watermelon. Josef tries to eat quickly without swallowing too many
seeds. Chew, swallow, spit seeds...chew spit seeds, swallow. Lenora encourages each of them, not playing favorites. Soon it is obvious
why neither boy wears a shirt, or shoes and socks. This is messy business. Pink juice runs down Josef's chin. The slimy juice drips onto his
shorts. When he leans back the pinkish juice runs down the chest. Bite and chew, spit and swallow. Grab the next slice of melon.

Karl adds a twist to the elimination of black seeds. The younger brother, instead of turning his head to spit out some seeds, faces the big
brother directly and spits several seeds that land on Josef's chest, with one or two landing on the platter in front of Josef. The seeds stick to
the skin as if coated with glue. Big brother fights fire with fire and spat seeds fly back and forth across the table. Lenora laughs at this, but
she takes a few steps back to stand clear of the tiny projectiles.

It's an even matchup. Both boys are working on their third slice before either one takes a pause. Lenora acts as referee, telling Josef he
needs to get all the red off the slices, that only green should remain.

"How is Karl keeping up with you?" Lenora asks. "You are almost twice as big. You must have a larger stomach."

"That's not the only thing that's bigger," Josef declares.

"And what would that thing be?" the girl from next door wants to know.

Josef blushes as he loses eating momentum. Bragging and teasing his younger brother just backfired. He can't say out loud what his "BIG"
thing is.

Karl is used to these verbal exchanges, and without needing much time has a good response, "His dick is bigger because he plays with it all
the time."

"I do not...I ah, I don't do that." Josef tries to defend himself as he falls further behind in the eating contest. He looks at Lenora, and the
girl is snickering and shaking her head, probably mentally picturing him playing with it. Josef notices little brother setting melon piece
number three down when his is only half eaten.

The sun above is sweltering. Josef feels icky from the heat, feels the droplets of perspiration forming on the forehead. He feels sticky
from the intermingling of sweat and the juices from the melon dribbling down his chin. It's a good thing he's wearing only cheap cotton
athletic shorts and nothing else. Being mostly unclothed like this makes him nervous when girls are around, the hotter the girl the more
nervous he got, and Lenora is about as hot as a fourteen year old can get. One more thing adds to the dirty physical feeling. He and Karl
had spit a dozen or so seeds onto each other, with some hiding out somewhere in Josef's hair. When it comes to friendly competition the
battles between brothers had plenty of friendly fire mishaps, such as the time they were talked into doing a strip wrestling match in front
of the babysitter when they were younger (but old enough to know better).

Lenora bravely steps up close, "You guys are making a mess. One more slice to determine the winner. Karl is ahead."

He is on the final slice of watermelon. Josef notices a heaviness in the pit of his stomach. Speed eating has risks. If only he can chew
up three or four more bites, chewing fast and not spitting seeds but swallowing it all down the hatch. He has to speed up...and hopefully
not throw up.

"I'm finished," Karl shouts.

The referee checks out the platter. "Hold on. I have to inspect your melon rinds. Looks good to me. Karl is the winner,"

No matter what it is the little brother finds a way to beat him. Karl is better at video games, better at soccer, better at chess, and better
at being a mischief maker. The main thing that is to Josef's advantage is being two years older. Being a teenager has some status attached
to it, and when the two brothers are together in social settings the majority of girls cast their eyes his way. Josef is a foot taller, thirty
pounds heavier, and his shorts have a stuffed appearance. It's a source of pride and a constant cause of embarrassment. Josef isn't one of
those boys who have the IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT attitude. Even though it can be nice to be noticed, he can't do what it takes to be the
center of attention. Call it stage fright without the stage. It happens everywhere girls are hanging about.

Lenora is only one girl, but she is thrilled to be a part of Josef's latest humbling horror show. Unable to finish what he started, the
mouthful of melon gets spat out onto the grass.

"Get those lips puckered up," Karl says as he wipes juice from his face. "After Lenora and I do some smooching, you is gonna be kissing
my ass."

This is awful, a tragedy, but one thing makes this situation not a complete disaster. Karl is the one who will be lowering the shorts and
showing his butt to Lenora. It's a comforting thought and Josef manages to grin.