Having your Penis Measured

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Having your Penis Measured

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Did anyone see the TV documentary program about the lady who was involved in (what I think was called something like): ‘The 8 Inch Plus Cock Club’.

If a prospective member applied to the club for membership, this lady would be dispatched to the gentleman’s house to measure his penis. :D :P

She needed to check that he qualified for membership by having a penis larger than 8 inches.

The gentleman would have to present his erect cock to her and she would measure it. :P :D

If the gentleman’s penis was 8 inches or more, he got granted membership, and his details were listed on the organisation’s web site.

The lady was asked ‘Is it sometime a problem that the gentleman cannot get an erect penis for you to measure?’.

The answer was ‘No, never, when the gentleman presents his penis, it is always fully erect’. - SO Naughty! :P :D

She was asked if she likes large penises, she said yes, she very much has a preference for a larger penis – Naughty!

She was asked what is the size of the largest penis she’s ever measured, she said 12 inches, and that was far beyond her personal preference. :shock:

When asked what was her personal preference, she replied 8 ¾ inches. When asked ‘that’s a very specific size’, she said ‘yes it was very specific for her… a 9 inch cock was just too large for her, and 8 1/2 inches was just too small’!.

When asked ‘what do you do when you measure a man’s penis and it is exactly 8 ¾ inch penis’, she said, ‘oh I invite him fuck me!’ When asked ‘what happens when a gentleman turns down your invitation to fuck you’, she replied, ‘well it’s never happened, not once, every time that I’ve invited the gentleman to fuck me, he has always gone ahead and fucked me right there and then!’ :twisted: :P – SO Naughty!

The program also included some interviews with ladies who also had a preference for large penises. These ladies could access the web site and make contact with the gentlemen with large penises – Naughty!

One lady regularly travelled on business all over the US, and she would book a hotel nearby to stay, and she would also make contact via the ‘big-cock’ web site and book a nearby large cock for her stay too – Naughty!

Another lady was working her way through the web site listings, and being fucked by every large cock on a distance basis. She said that she had had every cock within something like a 100 mile radius, and was having to go further for the next big cock! – Naughty!

I’m certain the club was in the US.

I think the program was broadcast in the UK on Channel 4.

Have I got this right? Is this real? Is there such an organisation?

I do hope so!

I would love to see the TV documentary again!

Anybody?.......

:D

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Possibly real but that is well above average male erect penis size so there would not be that large a pool of "candidates."

I would not be even close to qualifying.
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Never shared before, but…
When I was 11, a 12 year old friend (girl) measured my penis.
It was incredibly hot AND embarrassing!
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I always wondered that if a girl was going to measure a guy's erect penis, would he just pull his pants & underwear down just standing there, or perhaps sit on a chair & open the fly & just whip it out. If he didn't already have an erection, would he have to masturbate in front of her to get it hard? Also, would any other people, male or female, be present for the unveiling?
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NudeBaG wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2026 11:53 pm When I was 11, a 12 year old friend (girl) measured my penis.
It was incredibly hot AND embarrassing!
NudeBaG, please share a full detailed account of this event with us! :P
NickTwisp wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2026 2:27 am I always wondered that if a girl was going to measure a guy's erect penis, would he just pull his pants & underwear down just standing there, or perhaps sit on a chair & open the fly & just whip it out. If he didn't already have an erection, would he have to masturbate in front of her to get it hard? Also, would any other people, male or female, be present for the unveiling?
NickTwisp, I can see that this scene has fired your imagination, please write and share your 'dream scene' account for us! :P
TigerJim wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2026 4:47 pm ‘The 8 Inch Plus Cock Club’.

If a prospective member applied to the club for membership, this lady would be dispatched to the gentleman’s house to measure his penis. :D :P

She needed to check that he qualified for membership by having a penis larger than 8 inches.

The gentleman would have to present his erect cock to her and she would measure it. :P :D
This program made a big impression on me. The events shown quickly formed the basis of many of my fantasies. Many of them still exist to this day. I 'role-play' having my penis measured with girlfriends who I think will engage in such fun. :P
(I've never qualified for membership to the 8"+ club) :oops:
But it is VERY HOT to have your dick measured! :D

Anyone seen this documentary? (15 - 20 years ago?) Anyone know if it's still out there somewhere?

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TigerJim wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2026 9:34 am
NudeBaG wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2026 11:53 pm When I was 11, a 12 year old friend (girl) measured my penis.
It was incredibly hot AND embarrassing!
NudeBaG, please share a full detailed account of this event with us! :P

lol

I’d forgotten about it until you posted this.
It was quick at the time.
We weren’t exactly bf & gf, but we fooled around occasionally.
We’d seen each other naked a couple times before, but this time she decided to break out the ruler.
Her last bit of curiosity was piqued. lol
I hadn’t hit puberty yet, but I got hard and had dry orgasms a lot.
So, yeah, I got naked and let her measure me.
At the time limp, I wasn’t packing much, but I still doubled when I got hard, which was bit larger #😅
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I’ve never had my penis measured by someone else, but one of my favorite pics to post online when feeling exhibitionistic is a close up of my erect penis with a ruler next to it, clearly showing my measurement. It always feels very exposing. I even put a link to that pic (temporarily) in my True Stories thread about exhibitionism, so some of you may have seen it!
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OK...Here is my Penis-Measuring (fantasy?)...
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The scenario would be a mixed-sexed group of teenage friends who somehow demand/coerce one of the shyer boys to allow them to measure his penis. It takes place in his home bedroom. Perhaps they know some secret about him that they could potentially reveal if he fails to comply. They get him to pull down his pants and underpants and then totally take them off & lay that clothing on the bed, then partially lift his t-shirt up to fully reveal his package. None of them has ever seen him naked before.

No sph here---his circumcised penis is average size for a 17-year-old. Problem is it's not hard. They tell him that he has to masturbate in front of everyone the achieve an erection. He is mortified to do this in front of 8 of his friends, but it is the only way he can get a stiffie.

So, there he is essentially jacking-off in his bedroom with his mixed-sex friends raptly observing. At one point the Mom comes by the partially open door and asks "What is going on in there?" She gets so near at the doorway to seeing her son jacking-off; the friends make some excuse so Mom doesn't enter. Close call indeed!

Unfortunately, the attempt to measure his erect penis ultimately fails: As soon as he achieves full erection semen begins to shoot out of his penis. Like many teenage boys he has very little sexual control. As he recovers from an intense orgasm the shame of what he has just done in front of his friends almost overwhelms him with abject mortification. He tearfully asks his friends to leave as he does not now want to face them. Going to school the next day is nerve wracking as he has to encounter some from the group who were there for the unsuccessful penis measuring event.
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When I was in my teens I was insecure about my size and eventually I bought a small 6" steel ruler specifically for the purpose of measuring my penis and hoping for the day when I would outgrow it. (Spoiler alert: It never happened.)

As a result over the years I've had a lot of fantasies related to being measured. A lot of them revolved around it being part of physical exams as a tween/teen for a puberty tracking study, but there were also scenarios involving curious partners or being with a small group of guys who wind up measuring and comparing and while I'm never tiny compared to most of the others I'm usually the shortest.

So I'm in this headspace where I enjoy the idea of submitting to having my genitals measured and evaluated. I even kind of like the idea of being reminded that I'm below average (and maybe even gently teased about it). But I wouldn't want the comments to be nasty, mean-spirited, or degrading like a lot of SPH seems to be.
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RaccoonBatteryStaple wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2026 11:45 am A lot of them revolved around it being part of physical exams as a tween/teen for a puberty tracking study,
Being in the medical field, I certainly can affirm that such studies have been done from time to time within highly controlled & confidential settings. After all, how would the statistic that the average male erect penis in the United States is somewhere in the 6-to 6.5 inch range been arrived at? I doubt that some group of Urologists just 'made up' that figure. The subjects were certainly paid for their submission to such indignities. Just as they are for various vaccine effectiveness studies currently being undertaken.
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