Elizabeth wrote: Long, Hard Thoughts by Elizabeth
My friend called me from a phone booth. May and Audrey were at my house, so there was only one person to suspect: Sabrina. She was on a date with her bpyfriend. She called, randomly blurted out, "PURPLE!" and hung up.
I thought to myself, *What was that all about?* when I heard Audrey ask me, "How did you two become friends!"
I never thought anyone would ask me that question, but I explained anyway. We knew each other when we were about 5, she had her Gameboy and I had mine. She always had an affection for Mario Bros. and I was into Kirby. Our true friendship started when we were 16.
It was in a gaming tournament. We signed up for a Mario Kart Tournament to see who was better. Back then, she was really bad. I was lucky I could get first place on every track. We placed a bet on the neighborhood jerks, "Team Showoffs," where the loser had to wear a diaper for a month. It was close, bit Sabrina threw a bomb with so much accuracy, she hit BOTH of them and got second.
We laughed so hard at their humiliation, we almost cried. May was there, and she rolled on the floor. Those two hated, and still hate, me and Sabrina. In fact, we were still scared of them.
So Audrey says that Sabrina was dating one of the members of that team. I couldn't let her get humiliated like they were. I rushed over to Sabrina's house to make sure she was alright. While driving by, I saw a group of people on top of a hill that rolled large boulders downhill. I got hit by one, but I still drove on.
Meanwhile, I stopped at a store to get more gasoline when I see a figure standing in a phone booth wearing a diaper. That figure was Sabrina. Sha was wearing a diaper without a shirt on. I pulled her into the car, letting her borrow my jacket for the ride.
When I got home, there was a strange car parked in the abandoned house that everyone thought was haunted. I was concerned about that. Everybody stays away from that house, nobody visits. I went inside to see former Team Showoffs members holding Audrey down. I told them too stop, and they went after me.
The leader was actually a female. Black hair with an emo haircut. She had a short top on, only covering her breasts. Her pants, if you can call them that, were cut so high up, her UNDERWEAR was showing. She looked at me and said, "Boys, isn't this akward?"
The men went after me. They didn't want me dead; they wanted me naked. I suddenly heard a crash. A truck was in the wall. Out came May and Joseph. We fought against the leader, who the members were searching for because of the crash, and stripped her naked. There was nothing to hide, fully exposed and out to the open.
We threw her out of the room we were in and watch the madness unfold from the holes in the door. I could see the guys were enjoying what they saw. I couldn't help but laugh. We were almost out when Sabrina felt her top rip off.
She was topless now, and it didn't stay that way. Their leader ran back inside, but Sabrina took off her pants and panties and threw them into a spiral topiary. I could tell she loved being naked; she no longer wears clothes in my house. Well, that's friendship for you.
After those events, I thought hard on how stupid that rivalry was. I couldn't think of anything but that. May walked in and asked me what was wrong. She tried to comfort me by stripping naked and dancing like a lunaric, but it didn't help.
I decided I would try to talk to them and work something out. When I tried, however, the leader walked from the old house with a hole in it completely naked. Instead of hating me, she THANKED me for showing her how free you feel when naked.
The only thing I could think about was, "Were you hit with debree when that truck came in?" Nobody I know would thank me for stripping them naked. I gave up and walked away. She offered me a French biscuit (that's all a croisant is) so I accepted and went toward home.
May asked me how mad she was, and I said she was happy. May stood there and her jaw dropped. She had no idea that sometimes, somehow, stripping somebody naked is the best apology. She asked me if I wanted to play some Smash Bros. Brawl with me. I couldn't say no.
That sums up this story. The moral? Becareful who you tick off and beware how you retalliate.
Elizabeth wrote: Pole Vault of Terror. by Elizabeth
In gymnastics, the girls are placed on one end of the area and guys stay on the other end. Howev er, I was never told by anyone that the guys were absolute perverts. People say that it's not bad, but wait until you see the neighborhood.
My friend, May, told me that there was a pole vaulting contest in the school gym. Boys top 5 against girls top 5. There was only one problem: the boys and girls locker rooms are side by side, but girls have to change on the guy's side. Nobody knows why, but somebody left a peanut butter sandwich in the room.
The guys at my school will do ANYTHING to see a girl naked. There was a rumor where Sabrina got a guy to take a milk carton and lob it at a semi. Believe it or not, there is no denying it because it was caught on tape. He was later charged with vandalism. But this isn't 2012. This is 2014!
Our school has poor website blocking, meaning that EVERY website is viewable. People use it to get on Facebook and show off their, "sexy new bikini," that leaves guys lost. Well, in the locker room, May began to change when she felt two hands yank her into a massive wedgie. They pulled so hard, her underwear ripped off and hit another guy in the face. Next, they did the same with her bra.
We had a set time to get changed, and if we have to do gym with however much clothing you have. But because of May's attack, she had to participate NAKED. When it came to the pole vault, I came in and landed farther than other students. May came next, with a leaf over her private areas.
When she ran, she was supposed to do a frontflip and a barrel roll, but tripped and fell straight off the pole. In the process, she ripped off two girl's cheerleader outfit tops. They fell back and pantsed two boys, who were enjoying everyone getting stripped.
Meanwhile, I screamed out, "HEY GUYS! The teacher isn't nakef!" At that moment, she was clothed and buff in two seconds. The bell rang, then one of the guys got on top of May and pinned her down. She struggled, and eventually freed herself. She yanked his pants off completely.
When Sabrina came to pick us up, she was all naked. For some odd reason, she stripped naked in the car. The Team Showoffs leader was there (named Morgan) she loved being naked like all of my friends; except Audrey.
When we reached our final stop, May jumped into the bushes to keep coverrd. I laughed and left her in the bushes. She got out, but suffered MAJOR punishment.
Elizabeth wrote: You know fear is f---ing with you when... by Elizabeth
When you think of a strange night, you usually think of finding a naked guy in your bed. But hold the door here because who knew your dreams aren't safe either?! Well buckle up, listen closely & put your underwear back on because dreams are about to ger messed up.
So lets start this off right: me, my friend Audrey, and my cousin Lucy (14, but fell asleep in the car) were driving back home from Lucy's play. I was exausted and asked Audrey to drive some of the way. She agreed, so I went back so I could sleep.
That's not the weirdest part. When I noticed I was dreaming, I was thinking, *Aww crap. Not again.* But something wasn't right. I felt it, but didn't know it. A strange screeching sound erupted out of nowhere and a guy was driving past in a volkswagen. It was weird, but I kept walking.
I saw a group of guys. One had a bra in his hand. A second had panties. A third had a shirt. The last one had a skirt. Ironically, they matched MY clothes. When I tried to walk past, they saw me and walked up naturally.
I woke up to see Lucy wasn't in the car. Instead, Joseph and Marcus in the back seat. I ignored it and went back to sleep.
Upon re entering the dream, I found myself in the car. Joseph was talking to Marcus, then they said, "I wonder what you look like." I was confused until I heard an ocarina play. When that happwned, my clothes fell off. I let out a scream when Audrey said, "We're home!"
I walked out to the house to see what looked like the entire human population was at the door. I paniced when I saw myself rubbing my C breasts like those people that beg for sex partners. I look up to see the words, "Server disconnected!" over my head.
I woke up with a fright in the car I had been in. Joseph was driving instead and Audrey was with Marcus. I sighed in relief to see I WAS NAKED.
Joseph told me that Audrey stopped to switch drivers, so she flopped into the back seat to sleep. When she did, he and Marcus pulled me out of the car, stripped me naked, took photos of my body & pubic regions, and proceeded to laugh at me. They then put me back in the car after having been unconsious.
I later got back at them, but that's for later. I love you guys for your support, and hope you like it.