Christmas Miracle

[Vader]

Story I been think about doing finally decided to go for it.

Kara and Greg were in their late 30s and had created a highly successful business and while maybe they weren't millionaires they were still very well off they were also in a very contentious and bitter divorce which had been getting a bit of media attention the final points to be decided were who would get control of the business and the majority of the financial accounts Kara in her late teens to early 20s had the wild youth with a lot of spring break partying as well as Mardi Grais which mainly consisted of some topless on the beach stuff and flashing her breast for beads but it was stuff Greg had been able to use against her effectively in court.
Greg had some things in his past as well some affairs and flings with married women they were rich bored housewives looking for fun when their workaholic husbands weren't around none of the women none of them ever got found out and unfortunately for Kara none of these women were going to come forward with this information and mess up their easy life and it seemed to Kara and her attorney as well that the judge was going to rule in favor of Greg and she would need a miracle to win this. Greg had gone back into his fling mindset though not with married women and with just a few weeks before Christmas and things seemingly going his way in court, he decided to hook up with his current fling for a celebration romp.
Greg did have an insecurity he was not as well hung as he would have like he didn't have an undersized penis, but he did want to be bigger but not through any type of surgery, so he had got a good doctor friend to get him Viagra when he needed some for special occasions and Greg considered tonight one however he had been feeling a bit under the weather and had taken some prescription medication before the Viagra and had also foolish had two or three drinks before heading over to his current flings home Greg had parked a couple of blocks away from her house and walked the rest of the way even though there was snow on the ground and it was a cold night it seemed silly but the judge was going to make his ruling tomorrow and he didn't want there to be anything no matter how innocent looking that could be used against him last minute in court.
Greg got the house and was a bit surprised to find the door unlocked there were a couple of lamps on but no one downstairs a little odd to Greg as his lady friend knew he was coming by tonight even, so he decided to fix up a surprise for her and started a fire in the fireplace and the decided he would welcome her naked and stripped all his clothes off after getting the fire going and his clothes Greg heard someone coming downstairs as she came into the room the woman screamed at him who the hell are and why are you in my house naked!

Between his Viagra cold medication and the drinks Greg had gotten somewhat loopy with that and the fact the Christmas decorations made the houses look alike Greg he ended up at the wrong house he quickly tried to explain it was an accident he didn't mean to go to the wrong house but the enraged redhead was not interested in hearing any of it and grabbed the fireplace poker and came out swinging telling him get out of here you naked freak. Alright I will just please let me get my clothes these clothes she yelled and began hitting them with the poker smashing his phone Greg made an attempt to grab his clothes but she took another home run swing at him and stumbled and fell backwards and the women quickly scooped up his clothes and flung them in the fireplace you want them so bad go get them but there was nothing he could save they burned in seconds but at least his wallet and keys fell out and he was able to grab them. As he stood up the woman took an uppercut swing at Gregs penis and balls which was now erect thanks to his use of the erection pill the now totally freaked out Greg sprinted for the door as he got it open the redhead landed a sharp blow to his ass with the poker.
Greg must have sprinted three to four blocks before his adrenaline wore off and he finally stopped it took a few moments for it to dawn on him he was out in the snow and cold totally naked and even worse for him when he ran out, he went the opposite way from where his car was parked Greg began looking around desperately trying to find something anything to cover himself with especially as the cold was having the predictable impact on his penis and balls as he was looking around suddenly a group of women and girls who had been out caroling appeared why are you out her completely naked the one who seemed to the leader of the group asked?
Greg explained what happened and the women seemed unsure if the story was true but also really didn't care as they found him out in the cold naked amusing one of the girls who looked about 10 or 11 pointed at his penis asking are those always that small adding to Greg's embarrassment not usually another woman said but the cold has that effect Greg told them his car was 5 or 6 blocks the other way could they please drive him down to it if you do something for us we will consider it what do you want he asked make a snow angel for us.
Greg stood there stunned they would want him to lay down naked in the snow and do that she told him it's that or bye with no options he lay down and began making the angel which shrunk his penis and balls even more and naturally several of the women got their phones out and took pictures the women told him that's good our van is a block this way the group did not encounter anyone else as they got to the van the leader told him we have considered it and no.

Greg's jaw dropped why? She told him first because you do have your keys and wallet and it's not that far a walk even with the extra block we added but more importantly we know who you are we have seen some of your divorce coverage in the online media and know about the stuff you have been using against your wife from her youth so you been out here bare ass naked is great poetic justice so enjoy your walk little man and reached out and gave his constricted penis and balls a slap and she and the rest drove off. Greg didn't waste any time heading back trying to find any cover he could he had got halfway to his car maybe a little more when flashing lights went off behind him oh shit Greg thought moments later a female voice told him put your hands on your head and turn around it was clear to Greg he was being messed with but refusing was not an option and did it the officers got out of their car naturally both were female the two were trying not to laugh as they looked at the naked man and his severely reduced in size penis we got a tip from a group of carolers about a naked man out her the second officer said the driver came over pulled his arms down and cuffed him the humiliated Greg said is that necessary standard procedure she said with a straight a face as she could manage we will forgo searching you her partner said as they got him in the car Greg again told them the story of why he was out here naked.
What do you think the officer in the passenger seat asked? I have heard crazier stories the other officer said let's take him in and get his statement were they really going to take him into the police station like this while he was happy to be in a heated car he begged them not to take him in the police station naked and cuffed relax the driver told him we have a back entrance to take you in out of public view and it's a skeleton crew tonight we can get your statement there without anyone else seeing you it wasn't great but at least it's something Greg thought they did indeed take him in a back entrance and removed his cuffs and gave a fleece throw blanket to cover himself with while they took his statement which he quickly wrapped around his waist after getting his statement an officer was dispatched to the woman's house to confirm his story it was less than 15 minutes before they heard back the woman did confirm what Greg told them and that since nothing was stolen and she wasn't hurt or assaulted in any she wasn't going to press any charges.
The officers informed Greg of this and told him they would take him to his car let's go Greg asked do you have any clothes I can wear the two women gave each other quick grins and they told him this is a police station not a department store as they were about to go outside the ladies told them the blanket is police property and will have to stay here before Greg could react she yanked it off him and they pushed him outside the cold went to work on his penis quickly but at least it was a short walk to the car and it heated up quickly as they were going the women got a call to check out a possible break in.

The officers told Greg duty comes before dropping you at your car when they arrived at the building the officer in the passenger seat got out opened the back door and cuffed Greg to the door, she ran the cuffs through one of those bowed out deals to pull the door shut cuffing both his hands leaving him fully exposed standard procedure she told him really Greg responded in a bit of sarcastic tone yes she told him just like charging you with indecent exposure would have been but we didn't but still could Greg got the message and quickly shut up. As this was going on a group of six teen girls from 14 to 17 were coming down the street as they got close on of the girls said look there is naked guy back there as they crowded around the car the officers made no effort to move them along Merry Christmas to us one laughed we have to check something out for a minutes will you girls keep an eye on him the women asked the smiling girls told them happy to do our civic duty. Greg was about to try and pull the door shut something he should have thought of doing sooner but before he could the girls pulled it fully open pulling him out of the car the laughing girls told him you picked the wrong night to run around naked Greg had no interest in having a conversation and remained silent it didn't take the teens long to see the effect the cold was having on his penis and that he couldn't cover up and one called out picture time.
The teens quickly had their phones out getting pictures of Greg and making nonstop comments about his incredible shrinking penis the officers had only been gone a couple of minutes, but it felt like hours to Greg, they put him back car and thanked the girls for their assistance our pleasure the girls said as moved along Greg was uncuffed and 10 to 15 minutes later he was at his car he quickly got inside and wasted no time getting home he pulled in the garage went inside and quickly put some clothes on it was already after 2am and he quickly crashed out.
When Greg woke up it was close to 11 and it suddenly hit him the judge's decision was today, and he was already late he quickly got dressed and headed to the courthouse as fast as he could after arriving, he tried to get to the judge's court as he could he had been off the elevator less than a minute when he ran into Kara and her sister Christine Kara broke into a huge smile when she saw him better late than never does not apply here she told him the Judge ruled and since you weren't here he ruled in my favor on everything. These no doubt helped Christine said and began showing him photos that the carolers and teen girls had taken of him Greg had not seen or heard any news and had no idea about all the photos being online now and it was quickly getting out in the media this is my favorite Kara said as she showed them one of the snow angel pics in it he had been photographed with his legs fully apart and his shrunken penis very visible in it. All Greg could do is stand there in silent humiliation Kara told Greg I am going to have a great Christmas can't say the same for you as Kara and Christine got outside Christine told her I can't believe all that happened the day before the judge ruled what are the odds normally not good Kara said as she looked again at her naked Greg snow angel pic it's a Christmas miracle.

[Jeepman89]

Fun story for Christmas.